"Why have you shown up here?" Shen glared at Zed. "You are not invited."

Zed laughed and took out an invitation from his sleeve. "Actually, I think I am."

"Begone demon!," Kennen shouted and threw a shuriken at Zed which he caught with ease.

"Calm down, I'm not here to-"

"Hey guys," Ahri chimed in. She was wearing her pop-star outfit and a wig.

"Stay away Ahri, Zed's dangerous," Shen stepped in. "He stole the powers of light from the Luxana Shrine. He's even more."

"Oh that? Pffft." Zed laughed. "I gave up on that a long time ago. Using light really butchers my ability to use shadows."

"It's alright guys," Ahri reassured. "We were friends before we got on the ship. He wouldn't hurt me. My concert is about to start so can you be ready in three,?" She turned to Shen and Kennen. "Nice to see you guys here," she walked away and Zed followed.

"By the way," Zed turned, "while you are attending concert. Use my performing name, Zedd."


"Hey guys," Ahri called out, "You guys ready for my first song?"

The crowd cheered and whistled.

"I love you Ahri Ana Grande!" Lux and Katarina's voices stood out.

"Here we go!" Ahri pointed to Zed. "Hit it Zedd!"

The music started.

"If you want it, take it. I should have said it before," Ahri's voice rang through the auditorium.

"Let's get outa here." Kennen stomped out of the auditorium.

Shen hesitated, "But- but I wanted to listen to her songs."

"We're going!"


"This is... the part when I say I don't want it. I'm stronger than I've been before. This is the part when I break free 'cause I can't resist it no more," The music could be heard everywhere on the ship.

Kennen slammed his fist on the table. "This sucks! Zed is supposed to be the bad guy."

Shen sipped on his smoothie. "Maybe she's right. Maybe he's just misunderstood."

"He fucking killed your father!"

"Well... yea, but I can't hold a grudge forever," Shen shrugged.

Kennen stood up and walked out of the shop. "I'm going to take a nap."

"Goodnight."


"Hehehe, when Zed comes in, I'll just ambush him. Then the ship will be rid of garbage like him."

Kennen heard footsteps coming into the room.

"That was great. Ahri's singing was almost hypnotizing."

"I got you, you son of a bitch!" Kennen leaped out from under the bed.

Zed flipped the light switch.

Kennen charged at Zed with full speed. "Time for you to d-"

"Who's there?" Zed was in the process of changing his pants and underwear.

"Aaaaaaah!" Kennen saw Zed's manhood.

"Aaaaaaah!"

"Aaaaaaaaaah!"

"Aaaaaaaaaah!"

Kennen slipped on Zed's underwear and crashed into Zed.

"Pfffft, what's this hair?" Kennen realized that his mask was still in the washing machine. He looked down. "This is... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Zed also screamed," Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" He stumbled out of the hallway and into the room next door.

"Ah Zed, you pervert!" Caitlyn yelled. "Get out of my room."

Zed looked down at Caitlyn's breasts and felt it. "They're so small."

"You little!" Caitlyn chased after Zed, tripping over Kennen on the way. "Ouch, Kennen watch it! Do you know where Zed is?"

Kennen was stiff on the ground.

"Kennen?"


"So Caitlyn, what was all of that commotion last night," Lucian asked.

"It was just an incident between Kennen and Zed. I fined Zed for disrupting the peace and Kennen is in therapy."


"What does this image look like?" Ahri held up a painting of a butterfly.

"Zed's large, hairy, erected-"

"OK it's obvious what your problem is," Ahri smiled and handed Kennen a cup of bleach. "First you need to clean your eyes of the images you saw."

Kennen splashed the bleach on his eyes but it evaporated before reaching.

"Wow, this is more serious than I thought." Ahri stared into Kennen's eyes, and her eyes glowed white. "I'll replace the memory from that night."

Kennen fell asleep.


"So did you erase his memories?" Zed asked in the waiting room.

"Not exactly," Ahri said. "I replaced the memory with another memory."

"What did you replace it with?"

"Well, since he seemed jealous of your musical talent, I implanted the memory of him becoming a DJ."

"Did you do anything about him hating me?"

"Well..."

"Hey bro!" Kennen's voice rang out from the hallway. "What brings you here?" He tugged Zed out the door. "Let's go get some smoothies."

"Well, I did something," Ahri laughed.