I am so super hyped for the premier of Not What he Seems! This is just going to be so awesome! I feel like if there was a good time for a Stanley Pines reveal, this would be it. However, I think if there is going to be a Stanley Pines in cannon, Alex's going to twist it in some way.
Three days...
Disclaimer: I don't own Gravity Falls.
Mabel.
That girl who uses to much glitter,
The girl who meowed herself to sleep.
Mabel.
The one with an old lady-name,
And awkward twin brother.
Mabel.
A girl so dumb,
She would never suspect a thing.
Wait.
She wasn't dumb.
The kid just had too much glitter in her eyes to see.
Maybe one day senpai Mabel would notice him...
Oh gods.
He had been watching that girl and her weirdo friends waaay too much. That large one, King Kong, was the one that really freaked him out. How was it even possible that she grew so big? Was it steroids? Well in that case, he didn't want to bother the kid, because her body-guard, sorry, best friend, might try to beat him up.
Hey, even triangles had fears of large preteen girls that may or may not have manotaur blood mixed with lumberjacks in them. What if she tried to decorate him in flannel?! Or gave him a decorative log for his "imminent destruction of the world" party?! He didn't know if he would be able to handle any more of those decorative logs! The dreamscape was hectic as it was!
Whether it be through her monstrous friends, or vivid imagination, Mabel Pines was a well-protected person. In a sense. This only meant that he would hesitate to try anything with the kid because she was just so annoying and destructive.
Sure he liked things that annoyed other people and destroyed their plans, but not when the tables were turned and he was forced to deal with that brat just blabbing on and on! She never shut her mouth unless it was filled with sugary candies! The kid even sleep talked!
She was annoying, that was for sure. But then again, what preteen girl wasn't? Granted, Mabel Pines was not your average preteen girl, but she was still quite something. If anything, Mabel overdid the whole "awkward phase shall soon be upon us" thing very well.
Still, it was a probably good thing that most tweens did not go around brandishing grappling hooks and bedazzling everything that got in their line of sight. One Mabel was definitely enough to last for a good eternity or so.
That girl was a wild card. Sure her brother would be the bigger problem most of the time, but that did not mean she wasn't going to cause trouble for him. You mess with any of her friends or family and you'd end up with a not-so fun surprise awaiting you later. She had to be taken in to consideration, not underestimated, nor overestimated. There was just no way of telling what she was going to do next.
Oh the problems that she was going to cause for him! Bright, fruity-scented, fluffy problems. It was almost disgusting how garishly feminine she could be with things some of the time. Never before that moment had he feared colourful dream-boys. There was just all too much that had to be taken in to account with Mabel Pines!
Still, maybe one day his senpai Mabel would notice him...
Damn it!
That girl was totally going to be on like, his radical list of people who would be offed first!
"AAAAAAARRRRAAAHHH!"