Yes! It's almost here! And not only that, there is a scene in the second newest trailer where you can see Stan escaping the police station in the background! ASDFGH! Normally I don't freak out over stuff like this, but when Alex says that Stan's past starts to catch up to him... Just... Wow...

I do want to yell at the person who keeps adding Bill to the character list on the Gravity Falls Wiki without any citations. It's causing more mass hysteria amongst the fans.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gravity Falls.

Twinkle, twinkle,

Shooting Star,

your brother has gone to far.

Staring at Dipper's gigantic head, he wondered if it had it's own gravity. Maybe if he threw something heavy at him, like an entire safe filled with bricks, it would stop mid-flight and suddenly start to orbit around his head. Or it could smash with gigantic force in to his skull, thus killing the tween in a gruesome and painful way...

Well then, perhaps it was better to just throw little balls of paper at him to see what would happen. His head was pretty huge after all, but the pull may not be strong enough to move anything heavier than himself. The kid of course remained oblivious to the fact that he was experimenting with the forces around his head. If he could only get that stupid ball of paper to float around him like he was planet of some sort!

Yes, Dipper's head was really that huge.

He wondered what the kid filled it with.

Brains maybe? Or perhaps a giant picnic basket, which explained why he seemed to survive without moving for so long to grab food or use the washroom when busy. Or maybe his head was just full of crazy conspiracies and theories as he tried to discover the next piece of a puzzle, forming the picture that would finally explain Gravity Falls to him.

Yeah, like that was ever going to happen.

There were barriers out there stopping people from knowing too much. There was only so much information that the human mid could take before it snapped, unable to conceive the things they had seen. The kid's knowledge of the town was barely the tip of the proverbial iceberg where the Time-Baby lay dormant in a deep sleep.

The Time-Baby almost had a head that was as big as Dipper's! Only it's was better proportioned, considering that it was a gigantic baby after all. Seriously though, how come none of the papers he threw at the kid's head started to float around him?

It didn't make sense! Not that he really cared about anything making logical sense. He was not like Dipper, who strived to believe that everything happened for a reason, that there was a perfectly logical explanation for all the things that happened in his town. What a naïve hope

The kid was digging much too deep in to the events and past of Gravity Falls. He didn't even see the coming storm, because he was too busy searching for that precious author of his. There was nothing that the author could do for Dipper, and yet he continued to search for the nerd as if it would ever actually mean anything in the end.

Who cared about the so-called secret identity of the author?! Why did he even bother to wondered about such tiny matters when there were much larger things at stake! It was just one man, who did not have all the answers.

Such a shame he wasted his quickly fading time, searching for something worthless.