Never Ever Tell
Hey, Like most of my stories I am losing interest on them so I thought I'd give you the list and also the opportunity to chose one (or more) and write a oneshot about them and then send me the link which I'll put on my profile. I might right some more as well. Thanks to everyone who reviewed, alerted, favourited and read this. I love you all.
Tac xxx
Never ever tell Ron that you have to fight a giant spider at the sorting
Never ever tell Ginny that girls aren't allowed into Hogwarts
Never ever tell Percy that Mr Crouch has died
Never ever tell Mum that her cooking's burning
Never ever tell Dad that Mum's found out about the enchanted muggle TV
Never ever tell Bill that he's a rubbish elder brother
Never ever tell Fleur that her make ups smudged
Never ever tell Charlie that Harry's a better seeker than him
Never ever tell Hermione that she's has a piece if homework in for the next day when she hasn't
Never ever tell Oliver that their going to lose every quidditch match
Never ever tell Angelina that she's turning into Oliver
Never ever tell Katie that every necklace she owns is cursed
Never ever tell Harry that Voldemort has returned
Never ever tell Alicia that Angelina wants to kick her of the team in favour of Neville
Never ever tell McGonagall that you want to be a Hogwarts Professor when you grow up
Never ever tell Sirius that dogs are ugly, stupid, disgusting
Never ever tell Remus that you've put a potion in his drink that will make him a werewolf permanently.
Never ever tell Mad eye that you keep your wand in the back pocket of your jeans
Never ever tell Great Aunt Muriel that your adopted
Never ever tell Lee that you're George when really you're Fred
Never ever tell Dumbledore that you hate sweets
Never ever tell Snape that it's noticeable when he washes his hair
Never ever tell Trelawney that you've just predicted her death
Never ever tell Hagrid that you've just seen a flying pig
Never ever tell Umbridge that Fudge has sacked her
Never ever tell Luna that wafflligs don't exist
Never ever tell Neville that he's forgotten something
Never ever tell Cedric that Percy fancies him
Never ever tell Harry's Aunt Petunia that her house and garden is messy
Never ever tell Harry's Uncle Vernon that muggles are really wizards in denial.
Never ever tell Harry's Cousin Dudley that he has a pigs tail
Never ever tell Madam Pomfrey that you've jinxed everyone so they'll never be hurt again
Never ever tell Verity that your going to blow the world up
Never ever tell Penelope that her nose looks like a pigs nose
Never ever tell Flitwick that you were the person who jinxed his pile of cushions to collapse every time he stood on them
Never ever tell Filch that you know he's a squib
Never Ever Tell Ron and Harry's friend Dean that football (whatever that may be) is stupid.
Never Ever Tell Ron and Harry's friend Seamus that the Irish are all rich as they get lots of gold from leprechauns
Never Ever Tell Bellatrix Lestrange that you're a more loyal death eater than she is
Never Ever Tell Cho Chang that everyone she dates dies or could die
Never Ever Tell Dobby that Harry Potter hates him
Never Ever Tell Gilderoy Lockheart that all women think he's gay
Never Ever Tell Slughorn that you were the one who hexed everyone who attended one of his slug club meetings to turn into slugs every five minutes
Never Ever Tell Voldemort that you love him