Hailey: "Welcome back to the RC:9GN Truth or Dare show! My creator and I are sooo happy at the response to this show. We are sorry about the technical difficulties mentioned in the last chapter. Now, I am happy to introduce our first two visitors Zena and Unnamed guest!"
Audience Cheers
U.G.: "Why am I here?"
Hailey: "Because you sent in a question that has to do with one of Zena's questions. Speaking of Zena, you can give your first."
Zena: "Sing I'm sexy and I know it with crazy dancing."
Hailey: "Who do you want to be the lead singer?"
Zena: (Shrugs)
Hailey: "Okay then; Eine, menie, miney, you." Her finger lands on a very smug looking Viceroy.
Viceroy: Everybody start crazy dancing.
Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it [x2]
Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
I work out
When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it [x2]
I'm sexy and I know it...
Check it out [x2]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x3]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!"
Crowd cheers for Viceroy and the entire randomly dancing cast. Even the Sorcerer had a random dance to do.
Hailey: "What's next?"
Zena: "Everyone must tell the audience their crush."
Hailey: "As soon as you say the name of your crush you can go backstage and have your fave snack. The only exceptions are the Sorcerer and Minion, who are not actually here and they're being sent some Burgers and fries right now. "
McFist: "It's McBurgers and McFries."
Hailey: "I got them in a town that is not Norrisville, so it is just what I say it is."
Zena: "Let's start with the Sorcerer."
Sorcerer: "My only love is chaos. Anything else is frivolity."
Hailey: "Next minion!"
Minion: (squeaks an answer)
Zena: "McFist, you're up."
Mcfist: "I'm married. I guess you could say that my CRUSH IS MY WIFE!"
Bash: (Looks disgusted) "My crush is Debbie Kang."
Debbie: "Like I would ever date you."
Bash: "You're just playing hard to get."
Debbie: "My crush, if I had one, would not be someone so estúpido."
Bash: "She likes me."
Hailey: "Wow, um, Viceroy is next."
Viceroy: "I won't say it until McFist's informants are out of here."
Many mad informants who were called out stand up and some pull out weapons.
Hailey: Instantly pulls out MED (which looks like a speedgun) and erases any memory of Viceroy from their minds, before they get a chance to shoot him.
Viceroy: "Thank you. Her name is Isabella Valerez, she works at an ice cream shop near the beach in Perdido Key, Florida."
Crowd awwws
Hailey: "Randy"
Randy: Mumbles name
Hailey: "U.G. It's your turn."
U.G.: "I have no truths or dares: T wait a minute... RANDY IS IT TRUE YOU LIKE THERESA?! HUH?!"
Randy: "yes"
Hailey: "That's all for now. I'll get to the others and the rest of Zena's visit next time."