Hailey: "Welcome back! Zeta is still our guest for this chapter and I'm sorry that I misspelled her name in the last chapter, multiple times. Now our last eight cast members will tell their crushes."

Coach Green: "My lovely wife."

Theresa: "Randy Cunningham."

Audience awws

Driscoll: "My husband, Jerry, of course."

Jerry: "Aww, same to you honey."

Bucky: "Flute Girl."

Howard: "I don't have a crush."

Audience gasps.

Heidi: "My crush is, um, Trombone guy. That one that goes Wa, wa, waa whenever anyone makes a mistake."

Julian: "My crush is our host!"

Audience and Hailey shudders.

Zeta: "You too Hailey."

Hailey: "Me? I don't have one, but that doesn't matter because I'm just a dare show host."

Everyone takes a ten minute break before coming back to the stage

Zeta: "My next dare is that everyone says Oh la la before whatever else they say for the rest of the show."

Hailey: "Oh la la, I'm taking 'the rest of the show' as the rest of this chapter."

Zeta: "Oh la la okay. Everyone has to tell their deepest darkest secret."

Heidi: "Oh la la, I secretly hate McFist for kidnapping my brother that one time."

McFist: "Oh la la I secretly hate the ninja."

Audience boos

Randy and Howard: "Oh la la, we already knew that McFist, thus it isn't your deepest darkest secret."

McFist: "Oh la la, I'm forcing Viceroy to work for me without recognition."

Audience boos again and some throw rotten tomatoes at him.

Hailey: "Oh la la. Everyone is so going to remember this."

Randy: "Oh la la. You announced mine in the first chapter."

Hailey: "Oh la la, but that doesn't count as a dark secret since everyone (with a few exceptions) loves the ninja."

Julian: "Oh la la. I watch you while you're sleeping." He then giggles maniacally.

Hailey: Walks to the other side of the stage to get away from Julian.

Randy: "Oh la la. I know that the North Isville green ninja is related to Miss Finch."

Hailey: "Oh la la. There isn't a North Isville green ninja, their ninja is pink."

Randy: "Oh la la. Maybe I was told part of the future.

Coach Green: "Oh La La. I use my Dodge-ball games to hide my insecurities in a mask of craziness."

Driscoll: "Oh la la. My husband died when I was trying to break him out of a psychiatry clinic."

Jerry: "Oh la la. "I can't dance."

Viceroy: "Oh la la. Nicholas's family, which was destroyed in a volcano, reminded me of why I hate nachos and pizza."

Debbie: "Oh la la. I've never been kissed."

Theresa: "Oh la la. I haven't either, but then again, I've never had a boyfriend."

Bash: "Oh la la. I secretly wish that my mother had never met McFist."

Sorcerer: "Oh la la. I secretly want to be like the ninja."

Randy: "Oh la la. Oh Yeah!"

Minion: (Squeaks) Translation: "Oh la la. Secretly I'm very lonely even with the Sorcerer around. I only hang out with him because I was abandoned by everyone else that I knew."

Zeta: "Oh la la. Drink a strange mixture of unkown substances."

Mixtures of unknown substances are brought out and drank. Only Bucky is affected. It seems he was allergic to one of the ingredients.

Hailey: "Oh la la. Tell who you hate most in the room."

Everyone except McFist, Minion, and the Sorcerer: "Oh la La. The Sorcerer."

McFist, Minion, and The Sorcerer: "Oh La la. The ninja."

Crowd pelts McFist, and the uplink to the Sorcerer and Minion with rotten tomatoes.

Zeta: " Oh la one's for the guys. Call your crush's older brother and tell him you and your crush are getting married. Howard has no crush so he cannot call anyone."

McFist: "Oh la la My wife is an only child and we are already married."

Julian: (calls Hailey's older brother, Mike.) "Oh la la. I and your sister, Hailey, are getting married!"

Mike appears from the crowd: "Hailey is this true?"

Hailey: "Oh la la. You've been watching the show, you saw how I reacted, now please do something that might scare him."

Mike carries Julian backstage and makes him watch care bears until he screams.

Julian: "Oh la la. Make it stop!"

Hailey: "Oh la la. That's enough Mike."

Bash: (Calls Debbie's older brother) "Oh la la. Wait, there's no dialtone!"

Debbie: "Oh la la. I'm an only child too, estúpido."

Randy: ( nervously calls Theresa's older brother. Julian's phone is heard ringing.)

Julian: "Oh la la. Hello?"

Randy: "Oh la la. Me and Theresa are getting married."

Julian: "Oh la la. Fine with me. It will just make more room at my house.

Hailey: "Oh la la. Wait, Julian is Theresa's older brother?"

Theresa: "Oh la la. Yes he is."

Sorcerer: " Oh la la My 'crush' is chaos thus it has no phone or sibling."

Minion: (squeak) Translation: "Oh la la Rats don't have phones."

Viceroy: (Calls Isabella's older brother.) "Oh la la. Hey, steve. Me and Isabella are getting Married."

Steve: "It's about time."

Coach Green: "Oh la la. My wife's older brother died in a war."

Hailey: "Oh la la! That's all for this chapter. Thank you Zeta for coming, and we hope to see you again soon."

Crowd cheers as Zeta walks offstage.