Hailey: *standing as far away from Julian as possible* "Hi! Welcome to this episode of RC:9GN Truth or Dare!"

Audience cheers.

Hailey: "Today we have the very special guest from Sarispy56. Say hi to Cindy!"

Cindy: *walks in* "Today I have plenty of truths and dares for you! Let's start with truths. Randy, If you were ever captured by Mac Antfee and given a choice between giving up the mask or die, what would you choose?"

Randy: "I would die. Not for greed, but for Norrisville and a few surrounding areas."

Hailey: "Howard - Why are you so jealous of Heidi all the time?"

Howard: "My best friend is the ninja. Why would I be jealous?"

Cindy: "Heidi - Why do you always mispronounce Randy's name?"

Heidi: "I can't act like I know total losers. It's bad enough being related to one."

Hailey: "Randy (again) - How do you really feel when you suddenly realized that McFist isn't the man you thought he was?"

Randy: "At first I was like Whaaat, that is so not the cheese! Then I realized that this was exactly what the Nomicon had taught me."

Cindy: "Viceroy - back in college, were you really jealous of Jerry Driscoll?"

Viceroy: "If anything, he was jealous of me!"

Hailey: "Riiiiiight. Howard (again) - who's better - pirate or ninja?"

Howard: "The ninja of course. No pirate would beat the ninja rage!"

Cindy: "Now the dares! Randy, wear your ninja suit for the rest of the show."

Randy: "okay" *puts on the mask*

Viceroy: "I still can't get over the fact that the ninja is a kid!"

Hailey: "Howard and Debby Kang - say 5 nice things about each other."

Howard: "Debbie you are great at Spanish. You work well with Mexican death bears. Your hair is nice. You don't annoy me as much as Julian. Your eyes are my third favorite color."

Debbie: "You aren't as annoying as Julian's crush on our host. I like your hair. Hmm." *she pauses trying to think of something else*

Howard: "Oh come on! I got five things about you easily!"

Debbie: "Your shirt has my favorite video game character on it. You resemble your sister very much. Yes that was a compliment."

Howard: "A compliment to my sister."

Heidi: growls

Debbie: "Somehow you are friends with the ninja, so you can't be all that bad."

Cindy: "Minion - impersonate Iago from "Aladdin""

Minion: "At least I can talk now, ahem. Sorcerer, will you please be Jafar and ninja would you be genie?"

Sorcerer: "Fine."

Randy: "Sure"

Minion: "I have a few scenes that I would like to do, and one script is at the studio. Randy won't be needed until the last one." *holds a script, hands the sorcerer a script."

Hailey: *finds script and hands it to randy* "First scene."

Minion: "We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, Your Highness! Only essentials, we gotta travel light. I'll bring the guns, the weapons, the knives..."

* Picks up and shows picture of him and the sorcerer* "And uh, how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it..."

Debbie: "Scene dos."

Sorcerer: "No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or... beheaded."

Minion: "Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if *you* were the chump husband?"

Sorcerer: "What?"

Minion: "Okay, okay. *You* marry the princess, all right? And-and, uh, you- Then *you* become the sultan!"

Sorcerer: "Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit."

Minion: "Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff."

*he dives off the sorcerer's staff headfirst, then hits the ground*

"Yaaaaaaaaah - ker-splat!"

Sorcerer: *laughs* "I love the way your *foul* little mind works!"

Sorcerer (again): "If only it was that easy in the real world. Scene three!"

Minion: "[taking the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you."

[as Iaogi impersonating Jafar] "Excellent work, Iago." "Ah, go on."

[as iago impersonating Jafar] "No, really. On a scale of one to ten, *you* are an eleven."

"Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing."

Randy: "This rat has talent! Scene four."

Sorcerer: "Get your blasted beak- nose- out of my face!"

Minion: "Oh, shut up, you moron!"

Sorcerer: "Don't tell ME to shut up!"

Ninja: "Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!"

Minion: "Just like what happened 800 years ago when the sorcerer made me immortal, oh the memories. Hey! How did this get in here? Scene five from the sequal."

Minion: "The street rat is living in the palace now? Aah! That does it! All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!"

Hailey: "I added the last one. It seemed to fit your situation."

Cindy: "Randy (again) - do a Spiderman kiss on Theresa"

Randy: *Uses scarf to dangle upside down again successfully doing it the first time*

Theresa: "She really likes this pairing." *kisses randy again.*

Hailey: "Heidi - say 5 nice things to Randy."

Heidi: "It's awesome that you are the ninja. I love the suit! Your hair is my fave shade of purple. I wish I could be you. It's nice that you're my brother's only friend."

Cindy: "That's all for now! I may come back sometime. See ya for this episode." *walks offstage*

Hailey: "She stole my ending!"