Hailey: "It's July forth and you know what that means!"
Randy: "A holiday special?"
Hailey: "A Holiday Special!"
Viceroy: "He-"
Hailey: I know what he said! I just wanted to repeat it."
Sorcerer: "What will happen in this thing you call a holiday special?"
Hailey: "This episode I will choose random dares and truths that I haven't gotten to yet. It' going to be a super fun experience!"
Entire cast: *groans*
Hailey: "First, because it's a party, we have a singing dare. Everybody sing 'there's a party here in Agrabah'"
Everyone: "There's a party here in Agrabah,
There's excitement in the air
People pouring in from near and far
'Cause Jasmine and Aladdin are gonna have a 'waddin
There's a party here in Agrabah,
Everybody will be there
So if you're a pauper or a shah,
Do somethin' with yer hair!
You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty
A turban that's unraveling just won't do
No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
You're gonna look gorgeous when I get through
There's a party here in Agrabah
So I'm goin to paint de town
If you want to see what colors are,
Follow me around!
Aladdin's gettin' married, and it's gonna be
The wedding of the century
My buddy's gettin' married, and you're gonna see
Just how much I can do!
You've heard of your safari, bar mitzvahs, (Aah!)
Baba-tua-luau, a sweet sixteen (Huh!)
Well, none of them compare to whatthis is!
The food'll be disgusting, by eating you'll be busting!
There's a party here in Agrabah,
And it's got a color glow
If a street rat could've come so far,
Maybe I could do it
Sure, there's nothin' to it!
There's a party here in Agrabah,
But we're not sure that we'll go
For although the bride is lah-tee-dah,
The groom is awfully low
And now we take you down to the palace
Where everyone has celebrated all night long
Without Jafar and all of 'is malice,
Everybody's happy
What could possibly go wrong?
There's a party here in Agrabah
And we're gonna rob 'em blind!
While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance,
I'll sneak up from behind
There's a party here in Agrabah
And the loot is pourin' in!
I like this wedding stuff so far!
Maybe if I'm pleasant,
I'll get to keep a present!
We've ordered just a few tasteful flowers
The valet, sir, will carefully park for you
The bridesmaids have been dressing for hours!
Girls, you look just lovely, and so grown-up too
There's a party here in Agrabah
Yes, they're filling up the room
But there's something missing..yes...ah hah!
Where is the groom?!"
Hailey: "Randy, I have a truth question for you that will be determined by a dare. Who is the best: Ghost, ninja, or Dragon? You will be in a three way fight with the American Dragon from New York Jake long, and the Halfa from Amity Park Danny Phantom a.k.a. Danny Fenton. If you lose you will be dishonored as the ninja. Same for Jake, but as the American Dragon. As for Danny… It will just be a strike to his pride. Let the games begin!"
Jake Long and Danny Phantom: *walk in in their Dragon and Phantom forms*
Randy: *Puts on ninja mask* "It's ninja O'clock."
Howard: "Lame!"
The fight started. Eventually Jake was the first one out.
Jake: "Aww Man!" *leaves stage as a human*
Audience: *watches as Danny and Randy fight.*
It seems the competitors are evenly matched. Each is throwing sarcastic remarks at the other with every move. Randy dodges out of the way of plasma blasts with speed that only a ninja could have, and Danny turned himself intangible so all the ninja weapons are useless. Wait! Danny is turning tangible for a moment.
Danny: "You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."
Randy: "Ninja Rage!" *throws fireball at Danny, who can't get out of the way fast enough*
Danny: "I didn't know he could do that!" *Falls down and turns into Danny Fenton.*
Hailey: "Ninja wins! Go Norrisville."
Theresa: *runs over and hugs Randy*
Hailey: "We will now take a short intermission while the set is being rebuilt."
Everyone: *Exits stage*
One hour later….
Hailey: "Is it fixed? Great. Oh! We're back on! Hey everyone we're back! That was some fight wasn't it? Well, get ready. We have some more guest stars coming up very soon!"
Randessa: Hey everyone! I'm back with some dares by my creator and Hailey's! Howard and Theresa, would you please step forward?"
Howard: *steps forward* "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Viceroy: (randomly) "That's what she said!"
Theresa: *steps up* "What is this about?"
Hailey: "Howard, you must act like Ron Stoppable for the rest of the episode. To help show you how to do that, we have a very special guest. Please welcome Ran Stoppable!"
Audience: *cheers*
Randessa: "Hold your applause. We haven't told Theresa who she has to act like yet. Theresa, you will be acting like Kim Possible. Plus, she is here to show you how!"
Audience: *goes crazy*
Hailey: "We went around looking for a naked mole rat for Howard, but couldn't find one. Instead, minion will be our stand in. Don't worry, we cleaned all the grime off of him."
Minion: *enters with a clean chocolaty brown fur*
Howard: "Um…"
Ron: "Is that a sewer rat?"
Minion: "Not just a sewer rat, a talking sewer rat."
Ron: "Ahh! He's so creepy."
Howard: "Whatever."
Hailey: "You have to act like Ron, but you also have to treat Minion like Ron treats Rufus."
Rufus: *appears out of Ron's pocket and yawns*
Howard: "What is that?"
Ron: "This is Rufus."
Kim: "I had the same reaction to Rufus at first, but after a while you get used to him. This little guy has been pretty helpful too."
Ron: "Hey Howard. Do you want to call and order a Naco from Buenos Nacho?"
Howard: "Yeah I do!" *calls in an order of two Grande sized Naco meals*
Hailey's usually missing assistant brings in the orders.
Howard and Ron: *Sit back and eat their nacos*
Hailey: "Our next and final guest for this time is Astrid."
Astrid: "Viceroy, bring us Nicholas!"
Viceroy: *leaves and comes back with Nicholas*
Randy: "Yeah, that's still shnasty."
Viceroy: "He didn't mean it baby."
Hailey: "I think Nicholas is cute."
Viceroy: "Thank you."
Hailey: "There is one more dare. Kim and Theresa must go on a mission in the next episode. Bye for now!"