Newt,

When we were in the maze, I always figured you and I were 17 or 18. If I was right, we'd be almost 20 right now. That's crazy, dude! If we were normal, we would be getting ready to go to college and buggin' get married and have a family and all that happy klunk. But we're not shuck normal.

By 20, most guys haven't lived in a giant maze. By 20, most guys haven't completely lost their memory. By 20, most guys haven't had their shuck lives threatened. More than once. Man, we're so much buggin' stronger than most guys. We. Are. Awesome.

I got to thinking about what my job would've been if we weren't stuck in this whole sad klunk of a life. I think I've narrowed the options down to one.

Newt, I wouldn't have been one of those lazy shanks that just sits at home. I would've been a buggin' male model! We all know that I've got the perfect body to do it. All those chicks dig this!

I wish that could be a reality. I really shuck do.

-Minho