Martha Jones was getting fed up, it was eight in the morning and already the other four Joneses were on the phone complaining to her.
"Mum, calm down I'll have a word with dad" Martha said hanging up on her mother "dad let me talk to mum about it, but really it's Leo's choice not yours or hers" Martha hung up on him before he could argue back "Leo if you don't want the party either tell mum or not turn up, but I am not covering up for you" she hung up as her brother spluttered "Tish? Have lunch with me and we'll come up with a plan"
Suddenly a man in a stripy suit appeared holding a tie "see?" he said before storming off, Martha shook her head I do not need to deal with the local nut job right now she thought as she headed towards her doom – I mean the hospital she is training in to be a doctor.
Rose sat back reading a book on earth physics, ever since her change to Time Lord has been completed she had a craving for such knowledge and because the Doctor is forcing her to pretend to be human in a hospital, reading up on Einstein, Newton and many others seemed to be a good idea…it was just boring.
"Ah Miss Tyler how are you feeling?" asked one of the doctors
"Fine, a bit blurghish though" Rose said in a forced cheery tone
"Miss Tyler here was admitted with abdominal pains, anyone can come up with a diagnosis?"
The students shifted one foot to another and the teacher sighed. "Miss Jones what do you suggest?"
"Well…we could scan for a second heartbeat in case she's pregnant" Martha said
"And waste NHS money? That could simply be done by asking if the patient is sexually active, are you Miss Tyler?"
Rose blushed and before she came up with a witty retort, the Doctor came in grinning insanely. "I didn't realise our sex lives were so important did you dear?" Rose glared at the Doctor.
"And you are…?" Miss Jones asked
"John Smith, Rose's boyfriend, and yes we use protection and no we haven't forgotten recently and no we don't get drunk enough to forget"
Rose sunk low into her bed holding the book over her face, god this was embarrassing, and truth be told the Doctor was one big fat liar, they had never used protection and there have been plenty of times where they got drunk out of their minds…though normally that was Gwen and Jack's job.
The head doctor ranted a bit, Rose tuned out trying to ignore the Doctor's wink, who found the whole thing amusing. Suddenly the head doctor got an electric shock from Rose's bedpost and questioned the students about who discovered lightning.
"Benjamin Franklin, lovely bloke though he ruined my kite, I like my kite it was blue, remember Rose?" the Doctor babbled.
Rose groaned and turned to the group "ignore him, he missed his medication this morning worrying about me" the group nodded and the head doctor lead them away, Rose turned to the Doctor and hit him in the head with her book "moron" she muttered.
"Now Rose is that the way you treat the father of your unborn child?" the Doctor said giving her the puppy-eye treatment.
Rose growled and hissed between gritted teeth "I.Am.Not.Pregnant"
"Don't you want to be a mum?"
Rose found a new hobby, bashing her head with a heavy physics book.
"Martha it's raining" Tish gasped
"Oh, raining in London what a shock" Martha said in mock awed voice
"No Martha it's just raining over the hospital…like those cartoons"
Before Martha could reply the ground began to shake.
"Doctor, what's happening?" Rose shouted as the Doctor stumbled and grabbed hold of her bed.
"We're being transported" the Doctor said
"Where to?"
The earthquake stopped and the Doctor had an insane maniacal glee in his eyes as he stared out of the window, Rose turned her head slowly to see…earth.
"My god we're on the moon"
They turned to see a stunned Martha Jones staring out of the window.
"My sonic screwdriver" the Doctor wailed looking at the melted screwdriver
"A sonic screwdriver?" Martha said raising an eyebrow "what else did you have, a laser spanner?"
"Yeah till Rose's sister broke it, I loved my sonic screwdriver" the Doctor stared at his screwdriver mournfully and Rose rolled her eyes.
"Come on you big baby" she said pulling him out of the room; Martha followed them trying to smother her laughter.
"I got a plan" the Doctor said as they ran down the corridor being chased by judoon. "We need a distraction for the judoon, something that would get them to use a higher test"
"A genetic transfer?" Rose asked
"Yeah we could do that-
The Doctor was cut of by the sight of Rose snogging Martha Jones, she pulled away and grinned slightly "sorry about that Martha, genetic transfer didn't mean anything" Rose then ran down the corridor the Doctor stood there frozen like a lemon.
"Come on Doctor before the judoon come"
The Doctor shook himself and then ran, god he was so going to get payback on Rose for doing that.
Martha stumbled in to find the pair unconscious, the Doctor spread out and Rose curled up by his side.
"Deceased" one of the judoon said, he then proved the old woman, Mrs Finnegan was the alien they were looking for. Martha stood there in shock for a moment…they couldn't be dead. She ran to the Doctor and began to perform CPR, in hopes he could save them from the magnetic field thing Mrs Finnegan had set up.
Everything turned black as the Doctor woke up….
…it could have been hours or minutes but when she woke up she was on earth, and Rose and the Doctor were gone.
Rose sat up in her bed, the Doctor (like every hormonal man) had found the snog between her and Martha a major turn on and the moment they got into the TARDIS he dragged her into their room like a caveman…she found that rather sexy actually.
"I was thinking" she said to the Doctor who was lying on the bed grinning insanely "that we should invite Martha to join us"
"Rose never knew you swung both ways" the Doctor teased
"No it was useful having a third pair of hands…I haven't realised how much we depended on Gwen…besides Martha was rather nice wasn't she?"
The Doctor sighed "one trip Rose, just one trip and if it works out we'll see"
Rose grinned "thank you" she said kissing him on the cheek "come on lets get dressed"
"I don't do women let alone aliens" Martha teased, Rose rolled her eyes and the Doctor tried to smother his laughter but failed…horribly.
"I'm not interested in you that way" Rose said "I got this idiot here" she said jerking a thumb in the Doctor's direction stopping his laughter. "Are you sure you don't want to travel with us…it goes through time you know"
"Really?"
"Yep, show her Doctor"
The Doctor glared at Rose and stormed off muttering under his breath, the TARDIS disappeared for a moment and then returned, the Doctor holding out his tie
"That makes a lot of sense" Martha muttered thinking about this morning when the Doctor appeared out of know where waving his tie in her face.
"So one trip?"
Martha grinned and followed them inside. "It's bigger on the inside" she said in awe
"Really I hadn't noticed" the Doctor grumbled