Hailey: "This probably won't be posted on the day it was created, but it is 9/11/2013. This is the 8 year anniversary of the fall of the Twin Towers in New York. I feel terrible for having not noticed it until now (about 10:32 Central standard time). Anyway, someone reminded me that October is coming up soon. Don't worry I have a large 1-2 part special to celebrate any fall festivals out there on the way. This is thanks to Calm core and Co. I say fall festivals because I and Rachealninja10 do not celebrate Halloween, unlike the other cast. They will get the last 2 days of October off."
Heidi: "I forgot to say that you are officially off the hate list."
Hailey: "I forgot to tell you to turn off your camera after that question."
Heidi: "Yeah… Thanks for the extra footage! its already up on my show!"
Howard: "Well, I know what we'll be watching at the end of this episode."
Hailey: "Julian and Randy go into the first room on the right, backstage. We have something-or things- that you have been dared to watch. Randy will come out after his part of the dares is complete, but Julian will be locked in until the second part of his dare is done. Just a warning, you will be locked in the same room until Randy's part is done. Try not to kill each other."
Randy and Julian: *go into the room*
Viceroy: "What are they going to watch and why did you warn them not to kill each other?"
Hailey: "Both have to watch Winx Club and then Julian has to watch The Haunted Hathaways. I was just worried that Julian might go more insane than usual and attack Randy because there isn't anyone else that he could attack to get him out." *looks directly at the sorcerer's screen.* "Don't you dare take advantage of this situation. If you do, I'll personally send some robots, which I made, to drain your power. Trust me when I say that if that happens it will take way more than 800 years to regain it."
Minion: "Someone besides the ninja, who personally threatens the sorcerer. Now I've seen everything."
P. Slimovitz: "While they're in there we still have more truths and dares."
Mrs. Driscoll: "Sorcerer, do you like French toast?"
Sorcerer: "How am I supposed to know if I like it or not? I have no idea what it is."
Hailey: "We're sending some to you right now. I promise that it's edible."
French Toast: *arrives at sorcerer's prison*
Sorcerer: *takes a bite and gags* "I thought you said it was edible!"
Hailey: "It should be, the lunch ladies at NHS didn't make it."
Sorcerer: "it's way too sweet."
Hailey: "Which is random, because it doesn't even include sugar."
Howard: "How do you make French toast without sugar!?"
Hailey: *suddenly appears in a kitchen setting.* "Easy. You take an egg and crack it in a bowl. Then you add a little cinnamon and vanilla extract. If you want the French toast to be softer, add a small amount of milk. Mix completely. Next you get your skillet warmed up on the stove. Don't forget the non-stick spray! Now, choose two slices of your fave bread. Once the skillet is heated, dip the bread in the mixture you made and put it in the skillet. after a few minutes, use a spatula to flip the bread over. Don't let it cook too long, but make sure that it is done. If preferred, use the spatula to cut the bread in halves before serving. Add a really thin layer of cinnamon on top and pour on syrup of your choice. I'll be using sugar free butter flavored syrup. Turn the stove off and serve. Now, Howard, try this and tell me that someone can't make French toast without sugar."
Howard: *takes a bite of the French toast and looks up in defeat as he eats the rest.*
Randy: *comes out of room* "Where id Howard get French Toast?"
Heidi: "The next truth is for you, Sandy. Is your purple hair natural?"
Randy: "Well, my hair is black right now from a dare a few episodes ago, but no. Howard was sleeping over at my place, like he does, and decided to permanently dye my hair while I was asleep. It used to be black. Most of you should remember that, I've been going to school with you."
Heidi: "Let's see, I'm two years ahead of you, bash got held back three years, Mrs. Driscoll is a High school science teacher, Coach Greene is a high school gym coach, Slimovitz is a High school Principal, McFist is a business man who is only partially involved in the school, and you just started high school. The other four, my brother, Julian, Debbie, and Theresa, have been with you this whole time.
Hailey: "How many of you three noticed it? Julian is still in the room."
Howard and Debbie" *raise hands*
Hailey: "Howard, you caused it and Debbie notices things. Eh, I don't blame the ones who didn't notice. I rarely notice when something has been done to my friend's hairstyles too."
Julian: *comes out of the room and looks at a clock* "How did it only take us a few minutes to watch all that?"
Hailey: "That specific room is using a faster time-stream than this one."
Howard: "Faster time-wha? Where do you learn this stuff?"
Hailey: "the inventing is just a successful hobby. The timey wimey stuff, you know like the whole faster time-stream thing, was from Doctor Who."
Debbie: "Hey! Does it bother anyone that Mrs. Driscoll is necrophiliac?"
Randy: "Necro-what?"
Hailey: "Basically it's talking about her relationship with her dead husband's body."
Howard: "No offence Mrs. D. but, yeah it's a little sickening."
Mrs. Driscoll: "Don't listen to him Jerry. This is a natural thing between man and wife."
Heidi: "I really don't think it is."
Coach Greene: "Randy, why did you one say that between you and Howard there was a total of three nipples?"
Randy: "II don't remember saying that, but Howard does have a weirdly shaped and shaded mole on his back."
Howard: "Cunningham!"
Hailey: "Well that's the end of this episode."
Behind the scenes
Rachelninja10: "Yep it's back. Also, wow Hailey can be threatening when she wants to."
Heidi: "Yep. Oh, btw, I found a loophole in Hailey's little 'don't record unless I let you' thing. It's only effective during the show so there will be behind the scenes in my gossip vlogs."
Hailey: *walks into her dressing room and checks the closet to make sure that Julian wasn't there.* "Hopefully they'll get here unnoticed."
Viceroy: *knocks on door*
Hailey: "Come in." *grabs MED (mind erasing device which she invented) and sets the date for the last Behind the scenes*
Viceroy: *comes in with Julian behind him* "You wanted to talk to us?"
Hailey: "Kind of." *uses MED to erase and knowledge of her partial feelings towards Julian*
Viceroy: "What was that for?"
Hailey: "Glad you don't remember. Anyway, that was all I needed to see you for. Oh, and Julian, don't hang in my closet. You have one in your own dressing room."
Heidi: *holding a camera in the background* *gasp* "Besides that one time, I never thought that Hailey would actually use the MED on us. Still, what memories would she have erased from Julian and Viceroy? What had they known?"
Howard: "What are you doing?"
Heidi: *muffles her scream* "None of your business."
Howard: "Well it doesn't look like it's any of your business either."
Hailey: *walks over* "What's going on?"
Howard: "My sister was videotaping you."
Hailey: *confiscates Heidi's Camera.* "I don't care if you put me back on your hate list, but you really need to try to stay off mine. Got it?"
Heidi: "Got it."
Hailey: "You'll get this back when 5 episodes are over, no sooner, no later."
