Martha was practically jumping up and down in joy. "I can't believe I travelled back in time" she squealed.
Martha continued quickly. "Where are we?" she looked around the alleyway they'd landed in, bustling with people, then reconsidered. "No, sorry, gotta get used to this, whole new language. When are we--?"
"Mind that!" the Doctor quickly stepped between the girls, hurrying them forward as someone threw the contents of a chamber pot out a high window. "Somewhere before they invented the toilet," the Doctor replied, patting both girls on the shoulders. "Sorry about that."
"Watch where you're throwing that" Rose shouted up at the window "it almost hit us, what are you, blind or stupid?"
The Doctor dragged Rose away "Rose sweetheart we don't want to start a fight with the locals, remember the last time when we ended up on a spit being roasted?"
Rose glared at the Doctor "that was you fault darling" she said, crossing her arms, Martha held back a laugh.
"But are we safe, right?" Martha turned around, stopping the Doctor and Rose in their tracks. "I mean, can we move around and stuff?" she waved a hand out at the expanse of people.
"'Course we can, why do you ask?" the Doctor asked eyebrows ever so slightly crossed. He stuck his hands in his pockets and stepped around Martha to continue walking.
"It's like in the films," Martha went on, blinking as though it were obvious, turning back to face the Doctor as he walked. "You," she searched a moment. "You step on a butterfly; you change the future of the human race."
"What did the butterflies do to you?" Rose asked looking amused
"Nothing but that's what I've heard" Martha said
"Just a myth, I stepped on a couple in this butterfly planet and nothing has ever happened"
"Apart from the butterflies decided to chase us to the TARDIS" the Doctor said
"Beside the point" Rose said
"Ah sixteenth century" the Doctor said peacefully "not so different from the twenty-first we have recycling" the Doctor waved a hand to a man shovelling up horse manure, Rose and Martha wrinkled their noses. "Coolers" he said waving to two men who were sitting besides a barrel, they waved back drunkly, and they wandered past a man preaching "global warming" Rose and Martha were leaning on each other giggling "aaaaaaaaaaaand" the Doctor said running towards the river "entertainment"
Across the river was the globe theatre. Rose and Martha stared in amazement.
"Dame Rose, Miss Jones will you come with me to the theatre" the Doctor said poshly hold out his arms for them.
"Why certainly Sir Doctor" Rose said in the same tone as the Doctor linking her arm through his.
"I would be honoured Mr Smith" Martha said with a teasing smile and linking her arm with his other.
Rose closed the door behind her; the Doctor was resting on the bed in deep thought. "I'm missing something Rose" he said
"There's got to be something…like Martha said it's a bit Harry Potterish. And the way that guy died…it was like voodoo"
The Doctor stared "voodoo….OF COURSE!" he jumped up "Rose Marion Tyler, love of my life, you're absolutely fantastic, a genius, why didn't I think about it earlier?"
Rose giggled "going to tell me what's going on?" she said, the Doctor pulled her closer to him, her breast were crushed against his chest.
"Shakespeare is a cheeky bugger" the Doctor announced suddenly.
Rose blinked "what does that have to do with what I said?" she asked feeling a bit confused.
"Shakespeare was hitting on you" the Doctor said ignoring Rose's question "and you liked it"
Rose snorted "not really, flattered that a famous poet was interested in me, though I think he was far more into Martha, so don't worry you silly –
She was cut of my his lips, his kissed her furiously, barely giving her time to respond, he threw her on to the bed and climbed on top of her "you're mine" he hissed in her ear before kissing her again, his hands were everywhere, he was about to pull off her top when a high scream came from Shakespeare's room.
They pulled apart, "what was that?" Rose asked
"No idea" the Doctor said "let's find out" and they ran out hand in hand.
The three sat down with Shakespeare giggling, Martha looked flustered, and Shakespeare just announced that he was going to write a sonnet for her.
"And I think I will write two new plays, one about fathers and sons, for my dear Hamnet"
"Hamnet?"
"Yeah what's wrong with it?"
"Nothing, nothing"
"And I will write one about lovers, for you Rose and your Doctor"
Both Rose and the Doctor blushed, Martha snickered "Romeo and Juliet" she said clapping her hands excitedly.
"Yes that could be their names" Shakespeare said
Suddenly one of the actors came running in "she's here, she's here" he said
"Who is?"
"The queen, she heard of the play last night and has come to see one"
Shakespeare looked shocked, and the grand woman with auburn hair and jewelled dress strolled in.
"Queen Elizabeth" the Doctor said
"Doctor, Rose Tyler" the Queen spat
Rose and the Doctor exchanged uneasy looks.
"My arch enemies"
"What?"
"Execute them"
"WHAT?"
"NEVER MIND THAT RUUUUUUUUUN!"
Shakespeare sat there laughing as the three time travellers ran off quickly being chased by guards.
Author's note: many thanks to Gabbicav who's The Alternative Universe helped me write this chapter (I recommend you all to read it) UPDATE NOW GABBICAV!! Dedicated to Mira, Cee, Deannie, Paula and Zebbie because all us RRA girls have been through some shit recently and need all the love we can get. Thanks girls who helped me out a lot.