Hailey: "Hey everyone! Snowflake decided to stay around for a few more episodes and Astrid is back with one dare and three truth questions!

Heidi: "Why did you decide to stay Snowflake?"

Snowflake: "I have my own reasons. Besides I still have another dare or two for later!"

Sorcerer: *has bored expression on face* "Can we get on with it already?"

Astrid: *clears throat* "Howard, eat as many chocolate bars as you can."

Howard: "Finally, a dare I can really enjoy!" *starts eating chocolate bars and clicks a counter each time he finishes one.*

Bucky: "Well that's a dare he can sink his teeth into. Zing!"

Audience: *groans*

Hailey: "I actually have my own truth question for the Nomicon. Randy, you'll have to tell me what it says."

Randy: "I'm not sure it will answer. But I guess you can try."

Hailey: "Before I ask, an anonymous person dares the Sorcerer to not use his powers during any episode of the show unless called for by another dare."

Sorcerer: "What's the point of me being here then? I hardly get any dares."

Hailey: *ignores his complaints and turns off his feed* "What the Juice nomicon?! I thought that there was no mind wipe, yet you can erase the ninja's memory?"

Nomicon: *glows as if insulted*

Randy: "How did you know about that?"

Hailey: "I know a lot about you, just consult the nomicon for my answer."

Viceroy: "The ninja once had his memory erased? Hmmm…"

Hailey: "I promise, your memory of that will be next. Oh and Theresa should be making a sudden discovery in 3..2…1…"

Theresa: "Wait, who was the total shoob of a ninja when Randy's memory was erased? I talked to Randy when the ninja was acting up."

Howard: *slowly scoots off the stage with chocolate bars only to be brought back in by security guards."

Hailey: "Anyway, while Randy is in the nomicon I'd like to reply to a guest reviewer." *clears throat* "I have no idea who this 'Samuel' person is or why you want him dead, but I am not giving anyone permission to kill any other human being."

Howard: "I don't feel so good."

Hailey: "You actually finished all 83 of the bars? I thought you'd give up at 63."

Astrid: "Viceroy, why did you get short shorts anyway?"

Viceroy: "What? Just because I'm a mad scientist means I can't wear the newest trends?"

Hailey: "That's not an answer, no, and It's a trend for girls. Much like the bow in Julian's hair."

Julian: "Hey!"

Snowflake: "Hay is for horses and hayrides."

Viceroy: "Isabella sent them to me. She said they'd look 'cute'. Her words, not mine."

Astrid: "Theresa, why do you like Randy? Not including him being the ninja."

Hailey: "Also aside from him saying that you smelled like rainbows."

Theresa: *looks at Randy, who is still trying to get an answer from the Nomicon* "Can he hear us?"

Howard: "Nope. Just don't try to draw a mustache on him"

Theresa: "To me he has always been the cutes guy in school. No matter what anyone says, he has always been a gentleman to any girl that he meets. He is not a shoob, unlike Howard. It's just an added bonus that he looks good in a suit."

Howard: "Hey! I am not a shoob!"

Snowflake: "What did I just tell Julian about Hay? Also, saying that you're not a shoob makes you look like a total shoob."

Astrid: "Everyone has to tell their biggest fear."

Hailey: "We'll have to wait on Randy for that one, and I'm not turning on the Sorcerer's feed until the nomicon is off camera."

Astrid: "I'm asking everyone except those two then. McFist?"

McFist: "Clowns."

Bash: *fake coughs to hide laughter*

Astrid: "Did you want to go next Bash?"

Hailey: "Wait! I forgot to say that Bash was dared to continue saying Pink-a-dink after everything."

Bash: "I'm afraid of losing my power over people. Pink. A. Dink."

Hailey: "You do realize that you only have power because you're older, right? I know it may be a while, but when you finally graduate things will change."

Astrid: "Very true. What about you Bucky?"

Bucky: "A minotaur playing smooth Jazz."

Heidi: "Viceroy."

Viceroy: "Stevie Miller."

Hailey: "What about you Julian? What's the dark one afraid of?"

Julian: "Hmm, I like that, 'the dark one'." *giggles*

Hailey: "Just answer the stupid question."

Julian: "Nothing."

Hailey: "Oh really? So if a certain dog with tinted glasses were to come in you'd be fine?"

Julian: "What dog!? Where is it?!"

Hailey: "That's what I thought."

Heidi: "I don't want to become my mother."

Randy: "The nomicon said that the ninja himself doesn't have the power to completely erase a person's memory."

Hailey: "I guess that makes sense. The nomicon has to have had some serious power to stay 'alive' for 800 years to teach each new ninja."

Astrid: "Everyone had to tell their worst fears. What's yours Randy?"

Randy: "A giant rooster."

Heidi: "What about you, Debbie?"

Debbie: "The extinction of all Mexican death bears."

Astrid: "Theresa?"

Theresa: "Demolition of the baton factory."

Driscoll: "Mine is losing Jerry."

Astrid: "Hailey what about you?"

Hailey: "Dying without knowing if I was going to Heaven or not."

Astrid: "Interesting… Now would you please turn the Sorcerer's feed, back on?"

Hailey: "Fine." *turns on feed*

Sorcerer: "So I'm back in. I thought you were letting me be free of at least this show."

Astrid: "What is your worst fear?"

Sorcerer: "Never becoming free, and dying in this sewer. I may be able to live for a long time, but I can't last forever."

Minion: "I'm afraid that my crush will never share my feelings."

Hailey: "What's your worst fear, Astrid?"

Astrid: "You'll never know." *leaves*

Snowflake: "Now we have to do the Harlem Shake Pewds Style!"

Hailey: "Um, everyone watch this vid to show what's going to happen. If there are more people than parts , the extras will be random in the background. Randy will be Pewds and Theresa will be Marzia. Good luck!"

Cast: *watches video.*

Randy: "What the….Nope, not doing it."

Snowflake: "You have to!"

Hailey: "You could make it more epic by using a smokebomb for the costume change!"

Randy: "Still no."

Hailey: "You can't use the free get out thing here because it would require you to put it on another cast member, and everyone is already in it."

Randy: *realizes defeat* "Fine."

Howard: "Don't worry Cunningham. This is going to be uncomfortable for all of us."

Cast : *does the dare… see youtube for Pewd's video*

Hailey: "That's all for today. Shout out to those who know where I got the Phrase 'the dark one' from. Bye!"