Hailey: "Hey everyone! It's Musical Fight time! This means that we'll be doing a lot of musical/ fighting dares today. It includes any dare that has humming or singing and any dare that has a real fight. Still asking for no more dares for now. Next episode will be 'nothing but the truth' time so be ready!"
Peter Strutermich: "McFist, give everyone a free McPad. Then, everyone must play Disney Speed Raceway. The loser must sing and do the Banana song."
McFist: *gives out McPads*
Cast: *plays Disney Speed Raceway*
Howard: *loses and sighs* "Bananas unite!" *places hands together straight up over head*
"Bananas split!" *open arms and place at sides*
"Pick bananas, pick, pick bananas" *reaches up and pick bananas from a tree*
"Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas" *peels a banana in his hand*
"Smash bananas, smash, smash bananas" *clap hands*
"Eat bananas, eat, eat bananas" *stuffed banana in mouth and sings with mouth full*
"Go bananas, go, go bananas!" *does a crazy dance*
Hailey: "Our next guest is Hakumen."
Hakumen: "Hello Mr. Cunningham, I have gift for you." * hands Randy two Light sabers one black the other white, and a scroll on the fighting style to go with them*
"Learn everything in the scroll fast for your dare is to use your new light sabers and fight Darth Vader. I wish you luck and May the Force be with you."
Randy: "These are so bruce! Wait… I have to learn all this? Aw wonk." *reads scroll*
Hailey: "Vader's here."
Randy: "Can I at least be a ninja when I do this?"
Hakumen: "Um… No."
Hailey: "I'm sure that not all the skills you have are because of the mask."
Darth Vader: *breathing noises* "Who is the person who challenges my power?"
Hailey: "He'll meet you outside."
Darth Vader: "Is he a coward to not want an audience."
Hailey: *a little weakly* "No, I just want to… um …. keep the s-stage intact."
Darth Vader: *goes outside*
Hailey: "He's all yours Randy."
Sorcerer: "You fear him, yet you threaten me?"
Hailey: "He is free, and has Telekinesis. You are trapped and only have robots and stank. Both of which are easily defeated by the ninja."
The Alpha Knight: "This is the perfect time for my dares!"
Hailey: "Oh hey Alpha. Which one is it?"
Alpha: "The one where Howard has to go on a spy mission while humming Mission Impossible music."
Hailey: "So, we send him to spy on Darth Vader and Randy while humming the music?"
Alpha: "Exactly."
Howard: "Fine, how do I not get caught?"
Alpha: "That's your problem."
Howard: *darts behind crates outside while humming, but is caught by Darth Vader.*
Randy: "Takes advantage of Vader's being distracted and defeats him*
Darth Vader: *releases Howard and leaves defeated*
Howard and Randy: *come back in*
SariSpy56: "Minion, Sorcerer, McFist, Viceroy, Marci and Bash must sing the Family Guy theme song. Also, Howard, that is not the way to be a spy."Minion, Sorcerer, McFist, Viceroy, Marci and Bash: "It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and stuff on TV
But where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a Family Guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry!
He's... a.. Fam..ily... Guy!"
Sarispy56: "Bash beat up Andy Griffin onstage."
Bash: "Yeah." *goes and drags Andy Griffin onstage then beats him*
SariSpy56: "Randy, go ninja and beat up Peter Griffin more."
Peter: "What do you have against me?"
Randy: "I'm giving this to Howard."
Hailey: "are you sure you want to use the freebie on this? I've seen the dares to come and you might need to save it for one of them."
Randy: "I'm not beating up an innocent person."
SariSpy56: *whispers something to Randy*
Randy: "I changed my mind." *puts on mask and beats Peter up*
Hailey: "What did you say?"
SariSpy56: "Don't worry about it. Minion, Theresa, and Randy, sing 'Forget about Love'."
Minion, Theresa, and Randy: "[Minion] Forget about that guy
Forget about the way you fell into his eyes
Forget about his charms
Forget about the way he held you in his arms
Walking on air's obnoxious
The thrill The chill
Will make you nauseous
And you'll never get enough
Just forget about love!
Forget about romance
Forget about the way your heart begins to dance
Then you feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush
Love really is revolting!
It's even worse than when you're moulting
Enough of this fluff!
Just forget about love!
[Theresa] I had almost forgotten the way it felt
When he held out his hand for mine
My heart all a-flutter
[Minion] Oh, how I shudder
[Theresa] The first time we kissed
[Minion] It won't be missed!
Forget about 'is touch
[Theresa] I can't forget about his touch
[Minion] In the scheme of things,
It doesn't matter much
[Theresa] It matters so mu-uch
[Minion] You're better on your own
A meal becomes a banquet
When you eat alone
[Theresa] Hmm-mm-mm-mm
[BOTH:] Love's filled with compromises
[Minion] And don't you hate those big surprises?
[Theresa] A cozy rendezvous
[Minion] Oh, please!
[Theresa] Candlelight for two
[Minion] Oh, geez!
[Theresa] Look you're calling my bluff!
[BOTH:] (I can't) (Just) forget about love!
[Theresa] I can't forget about my heart
[Randy] I can't forget about my heart
[Theresa] And how it felt
To fall for you right from the start
[Randy] I'm still falling
[Theresa] Whatever we may do
[Randy] Whatever we may do
[Theresa] You are here for me,
And I'll be there for you
[Randy] I'll be there
[BOTH:] To wish, to want, to wander
To find the sun
Through rain and thunder
[Randy] A cozy rendezvous
[Theresa] Yes, please!
[Randy] Candlelight for two
[Minion] Oh, geez!
Enough is enough!
[Randy and Theresa]
We can't forget about love!"
Alpha: "Hey! I'm still here. Everyone except Randy and the sorcerer…. Fight! I want to see a battle of epic proportions! That includes you Hailey."
Cast minus Randy and the Sorcerer: *Begins an epic battle. McFist and Howard run away. Hailey and Viceroy bring out their robots.*
Viceroy: "You have robot dragonflies? That's actually impressive." *stands pondering how they fly and is defeated*
Hailey: "Nice chameleon robot. Too bad he wasn't fireproof."
Bash: *runs from robots*
Debbie: *blows a Mexican Death Bear whistle*
Mexican Death Bear: *barges in and destroys Hailey's robots*
Hailey: *jumps on the death bears stomach and rubs counter-clockwise*
Theresa: *defeats Debbie*
Mexican Death bear: *is transported back to zoo… again*
Hailey and Theresa: *face off against each other. Theresa throws her baton. Hailey tries to dodge, but gets hit*
Heidi: * gave up at the beginning* "Theresa is the winner!"
Hailey: "That's all for now. The total is currently down to 21. See you next episode!"
Behind the scenes:
Hailey: "Okay Heidi you can have your camera back, just try to do without it during any time that you are within the Studio building."
Heidi: "Fine."
SariSpy56: "Hey, I'm going now."
Hailey: "Would you please just tell me what you said to randy?"
SariSpy56: "I said…. wiggle room."
Hailey: "That makes sense. I hope he didn't lose his ninja abilities because of it again though."