Hailey: "Welcome to our 'Nothin' but the Truth!' episode! To start us off and anonymous guest, who has asked to just be called Anon G, has a question."

Anon G: "Hailey, have you ever looked at someone and thought…. 'Yep… that person has someone locked in their basement'?"

Hailey: *looks at Julian, Randy, and McFist, with a very slight glance at Viceroy* "Yep. Probably about, oh, three to four times per episode."

Randy: "Why was I one of the people you looked at?"

Hailey: "The original ninja put the sorcerer in and underground prison, and your job as the newest one is to keep him there. So, said underground prison could also be called the ninja's basement."

Heidi: "Kiaracat is back as the next guest."

KiaraCat: "Debbie, What are your true feelings for Howard?"

Debbie: "This is really starting to get on my nerves. How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm not the slightest bit interested in Howard Weinerman?!"

Hailey: "That's not an answer. Sorry to point this out, but shouting that just made more people think that you love him."

Debbie: *takes a deep breath and regains her composure* "I feel that he is a lazy shoob, who'd rather sit around or sleep than actually do something productive that might help him later in his life."

Howard: "Hey! I was once the manager of the movie theater."

Debbie: "For less than a day."

KiaraCat: "I'll let Peter Struttermich ask one of his questions next."

Peter: "Viceroy, why would you create a cute harmless blob-like creature that became a dangerous city-destroying monster when it eats Nachos? Were you planing on releasing them in a mall cafeteria?"

Viceroy: "I was actually planning on releasing them in the school cafeteria on gravy fries day. The real gravy has a certain ingredient that would have caused them to go berserk."

Alpha: "Sorcerer, do you like Waffles?"

Sorcerer: "Why is it that all I do here is basically answer food based questions? I'm stuck in a sewer. It's not like I've had anything to eat except people's misery for the last 800 years. Well, before this show anyway."

Hailey: "I'm not a waffle chef, but I've heard of someone who should make some good ones. I just wonder if Zim will let me use him for a bit…" *calls Zim*

Zim: "Hello, who is this? How did you get this number?"

Hailey: "You don't need my name… I was wondering if I could borrow GIR for a bit. I'll return him when he's calm enough to go back."

Zim: "Hmmm… For what purpose do you want him? And just how long are you planning to keep him?"

Hailey: "To make waffles, and hopefully less than a day."

Zim: "I'll send him out."

Hailey: "Thanks. Good luck on taking over the world!" *hangs up and sends someone to get GIR*

Randy: "Why did you tell him good luck on taking over the world?"

Hailey: "Because I know he'll never succeed."

GIR: *arrives and walks onstage* "Hai people."

Randy: "It's a robot."

Hailey: "Hey GIR! Come with me and I'll let you make waffles for someone!"

GIR: "I like waffles!" *follows Hailey to Kitchen*

Hailey: *comes back* "They should be there soon. He might give you a lot more than needed."

Randy: "Wait, why didn't you just have the caterers make Waffles?"

Hailey: "Because GIR is just the cutest defected robot ever made from spare parts!"

Randy: "What would he be like if he wasn't defected?"

Hailey: "If he wasn't defected we'd all be doomed to a one robot uprising."

Randy: "Good to know…."

GIR: "Waffles are ready!"

Hailey: "Great! There's an old guy in a dress that's on a floating rock in the sewers that wants it!"

GIR: *leaves to deliver the waffles*

Randy: *bursts out laughing* "I can't believe that you just called the Sorcerer and old guy in a dress."

Hailey: "I know it's technically a robe, but I had to put it in simple terms so that GIR would understand. Besides I couldn't care less of what the Sorcerer thinks of my statement."

Sorcerer: "I promise that the next time you are unhappy in any way, I will get my revenge."

Hailey: "That can only be in affect if it is not during the show, you've only stanked people on school property thus far, the studio is not on school property, I don't attend Norrisville High, and I'm usually a happy go lucky sort of person when I'm not here. Your threat is void."

Sorcerer: *receives waffles and tastes them* "Not bad. I think I might actually enjoy this dish."

Hailey: "GIR, I'll have a surprise for you once you get back here."

GIR: "Yay, Surprises!"

Alpha: "Viceroy, How did you join McFist?"

Viceroy: "He offered me a job as soon as I graduated from MSU and I accepted because he already owned most of the town and had agreed to fund my inventions."

KairiCat: "McFist why do you have a robo arm? Or is it a McArm?"

McFist: "It is a robotic arm that my father's lead scientist made for me after the ninja of 86' accidentally cut off my arm."

Peter: "Randy and Howard, what games do you like other than the grave-puncher series?"

Randy: "Portal."

Howard: "Mine Craft."

GIR: "Where's my surprise?"

Hailey: "Here it is!" *gives GIR a large bag of tacos and hugs him."

GIR: "Yay Tacos!" *eats tacos and immediately calms down*

Hailey: *sends GIR back to Zim*

Peter: "Julian, have you ever wondered what it's like in Hell or heaven?"

Julian: "Sometimes."

Alpha: "I'm slipping in one dare. Viceroy, create a de-aging machine and use it on someone."

Viceroy: *creates de-aging machine and uses it on the Sorcerer."

Sorcerer: *looks only a tiny bit less wrinkled.* "That was refreshing. I might have you use that on me more often."

Viceroy: "I just lowered your age by 40 years."

Alpha: "I'm satisfied with that."

Hailey: "Thanks to all of our guests! The count is down to 12, so I think I can accept more dares now."