Hailey: "Thankful Thanksgiving greetings everyone!"

Howard: "You do know that it's not until Thursday, right?"

Hailey: "Yeah, but I'll be out of town as of the night before. I just wanted to get the Holiday special done before it comes."

Randy: "Wait- is this like that Pranksgiving thing that a guest told me about last episode."

Hailey: "No, I even got permission to only do one dare and spend the rest of the episode by asking what you're thankful for. Plus a speech about how Thanksgiving is one of the most underestimated holidays of all time."

Kairicat: "Hey everyone!"

Debbie: "Her again? How many times is she going to send dares?"

Kairicat: "As many as it takes. Now, I'm the one with the only dare for this episode."

Howard: "Well that's a no brainer. You are the only guest here."

Hailey: "There will be more later, because this is going to be huge!"

Heidi: "Get on with it then!"

Kairicat: "Howard and Debbie, French kiss each other for a whole 5 minutes or Say 10

Things you like about each other and then hug each other."

Debbie: "Seriously? You already know how hard it was for me to say 5 good things about him. Now you want 10!?"

Howard: "You could just kiss me for 5 minutes. It would probably take less time than each of us figuring out that many more nice things to say to each other." *looks at Debbie slyly*

Debbie: *rolls eyes and groans* "Fine, but without the audience. Hailey, time it in the alternative timestream room."

Hailey: *waits until they're inside and sets a timer for that room.* "Okay. I'm thankful for being created to be a host of this show."

Sorcerer: "I'm getting it over with by saying that I'm thankful minion never abandoned me after all these years. Also, that there haven't been that many dares concerning me."

Minion: "I'm thankful that I can now be understood with clarity."

Heidi: "I'm thankful that I have my camera back."

Randy: "I'm thankful that I can still remember that I'm the ninja."

Hailey: "Even though you won't have it forever."

Viceroy: "I am thankful for Isabella. Without her being a part of my life I'd have conquered the world by now, but she keeps me in line."

Driscoll: "I'm thankful that I have Jerry, even if we can't both be alive."

Jerry: *once again on Driscoll's hand* "I'm thankful that I still have my darling."

McFist: "I'm thankful for my Marci."

Marci: "I'm thankful that I have such a loving husband." *pinches Hannibal's cheek*

McFist: "Dear not on the show."

Marci: "Oops. I wouldn't want to embarrass my boys."

Bash: "I'm thankful for homework being the only thing in my way."

Greene: "I'm thankful for flamethrowers!" *pulls out a flamethrower*

Hailey: "Not again! Security! After you get it away from him I'm going to have a serious talk about who can bring what item on set and who can't!"

Security: *attempts to get past Coach Green's Firewall*

Bucky: "I'm thankful for the triangle."

Hailey: (to security) "Not one of you has thought of getting the fire extinguisher or the Fire proof suits? Really?"

Security: *subdues Greene*

Hailey: "Get him off my stage, now!"

Bucky: "I'm thankful for my backup dinger!"

P Slimz: "I'm thankful that my car hasn't exploded today."

Outside a car alarm is heard along with shouts from the security guards.

P Slimz: "Never mind."

Theresa: "I'm thankful that Randy likes me back."

Julian: "I'm thankful that the school has places for me to hang. Including upside down in a locker."

Mr. Bannister: "I'm thankful for the students that actually try to work hard in my class."

Howard: "I'm thankful that the dare is done."

Debbie: "I'm thankful that it is over too."

Randy: "I just realized something. Where has snowflake been?"

Hailey: "She'll be here soon, and she'll return again in another episode once the producer actually gets around to watching a certain video."

Zena, U.G., Randessa, Max Steel, Zim, Gir, Cindy, Cindy S., Sarispy56, SoulSurvivor71 (SS71), Mike (hailey's brother), Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible, Shego, Drakken, Rufus, Astrid, Rach, Snowflake, Ilovewinxandrandycunningham, china101, Alexis, Peter Struttermich, Hakumen, The Alpha knight, Anon G, KnightDragon, Ice Ninja202, Calm Core and Co, Universal808, Ninjas r cool, and Guest: "We are thankful to be, or to have been, part of this dareshow!"

Slendy: *sign* "ditto."

Rachelninja10: "I'm thankful for all the fabulous people who have supported the show so far. You are great."

Behind the scenes:

Heidi: "I can't believe we still have to listen to whatever Hailey and her guests say!"

Howard: "I know sis, I hate it too, but it's not like you could just devise a plan to get her MED and erase everyone's memory of this. Also, why are you telling me this?"

Heidi: "Because I needed someone unimportant to vent to. Wait… Oh My Juice you're brilliant! Just don't get used to me saying it."

Howard: "Finally somebody notices! Now how, exactly, am I brilliant?"

Heidi: "Your idea that you just had. I know exactly what plan to put into action too. I'm going to go talk to randy!"

Howard: *stops and realizes what his idea was* "IT WAS SARCASM!"

Heidi: "Hey Randy, I want to ask you something."

Randy: "What is it Heidi?"

Heidi: "Could you- as the ninja- possibly help me get the MED from Hailey?"

Randy: "Isn't she mad enough at you already? I do not want to get into the cross fire of that."

Heidi: "But isn't the ninja supposed to help people. You'd be helping me. Plus it's beneficial to you too. You grab it and everyone can be mindwiped to not knowing your identity or remembering this stupid gameshow! It's foolproof!"

Randy: "He who crosses the line must be prepared for the fall to come. Are you ready for the fall that would follow your actions, cause I sure the juice ain't, especially since she is a teen genius."

Heidi: "but-"

Randy: "Just let it go."

Hailey: "Let what go?"

Heidi and Randy: "Nothing!"

Hailey: "Okay then. Just know that I'll remember this exact moment as the first time you guys lied to me. Sometimes I hate having Photographic memory, though it does alert me anytime someone tries to make me forget." *walks away*

Heidi: "Was that a subtle threat not to mindwipe her?"

Randy: "I don't know, but I'm still not taking any chances."

Heidi: "But she was all happy today-except that one part- with the holiday Thanksgiving special."

Randy: "The show's over now and Thanksgiving isn't for a couple more days. At least we have had every holiday off so far."

Heidi: "I'm thankful for that."