Truth Or Dare Chapter 18 part1, a randy cunningham: 9th grade ninja fanfic

Hailey: "Hey everyone! Sorry for not having an episode since before Thanksgiving. So, We're back just in time for another Holiday episode."

Howard: "Great! So that means we'll be limited on dares and just have fun right?"

Hailey: "Wrong! This is the Christmas episode! It is the most frantic time of the year, so I'm getting a lot of dares done today!"

Howard: "I was afraid you would say that."

Snowflake: "I'm back! I have to do a Pewdiepie styled heart transplant with a bit of Cinnamon Toast Ken thrown in."

Hailey: "Um, great….. I'll show you the video on how to do it. You are doing it on the computer version though."

Snowflake: "Okay." *watches video and does the transplant*

A portal opens on the stage near Snowflake.

Snowflake: "Not again!" *hides behind Randy*

Hailey: "It's okay. I was expecting this. I'd like to welcome our next three guests from a different dimension and their guardian; Zimlvr360, Riker Vonage, Stella Justice, and Justice Steff."

*Said people walk out of portal*

Snowflake: "Oh. For a second I thought that….. Um, nevermind."

Heidi: "You thought that what?"

Snowflake: "Let's just say that I don't like October Festivals as much as I used to."

Hailey: "Heidi, you have my permission to record the rest of this episode."

Heidi: "Yes!"

Riker: "I dare Randy to watch every known video of Jeff Dunham in existence with me."

Randy: "Okay." *goes into video room*

ZL360: "I better go with them to make sure Riker doesn't try anything."

Theresa: "What makes you think she would try anything?"

ZL360: "Because she's dating a version of Randy from our dimension, and she's Irken. Irkens are known for being troublemakers."

Theresa: "So that's why she's green. You probably need to get in there then."

Heidi: "If Riker is dating Randy in the other dimension, then who are the other two dating."

Hailey: "Stella is dating an 'other dimension' version of Howard, and Justice is dating an 'other dimension' version of Julian."

Stella: "We're still here. I dare Howard to wear a Niki Minaj outfit and sing 'Super Bass'"

Hailey: "Wait a sec. He can't sing that song."

Stella: "Why not?"

Hailey: "One of the rules says No gory, obscene, or gay relationship dares allowed. That song has a few words that would be considered 'obscene'. So, I can't allow it."

Howard: "Wait does this mean that I don't have to do this dare?"

Hailey: "For once, yes. Oh, and Justice can't do her dare until everyone is back in here."

Alpha: "Heidi, You must act like a crazed fangirl to everyone for the rest of the episode."

Heidi: "When did you get here?"

Alpha: "Just do the dare."

Heidi: "What if I fangirl on the inside?"

Hailey: "Then it doesn't really count as 'crazed'. Oh, and nice to see you Alpha."

Heidi: "Fine." *squeals* "Oh my juice! It's everyone! They are so amazing!"

Ninjas R Cool: "Thanks for the invitation, Hailey. Sorry to interrupt the fangirling, but I have a truth question for Heidi."

Heidi: "What is it, great person?"

NRC: "Do you have a crush on Randy?"

Heidi: "As myself I say no, as the crazed fangirl that I have to be for the dare I say 'yes'."

Randy, ZL360, and Riker: *walk back in*

Heidi: "Everyone's here. Justice, you can say your dare now."

Justice: "Everyone must sing 'What does the Fox say?'"

Cast: Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.

Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.

Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.

Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.

But there's one sound that no one knows...

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes.

Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still.

Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.

But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!

Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

The secret of the fox, ancient mystery.

Somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding.

What is your sound? Will we ever know?

Will always be a mystery what do you say?

You're my guardian angel hiding in the woods.

What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

(Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)

Riker: "You're not a bad singer, grape juice."

Randy: "Why did you call me grape juice?"

Stella: "It's the hair."

Hailey: "So, I think that Alpha has another dare."

Alpha: "Randy, I dare you to flirt with everyone."

Randy: "What do you mean by 'everyone'?"

Alpha: "You know… EVERYONE."

Randy: "Nope. Heidi, you do it."

Heidi: "I have to fangirl over everyone for the rest of the show. Do your own dare. Oh, and you are the best out of all the other best people here."

Hailey: "If you do this, you're freebie will be gone and you will be subject to a certain guest's later dares."

Randy: "I don't care. In fact, Heidi, you don't have to do it. Hailey does."

Hailey: "What?! Sorry, but I don't want to flirt with 'that'!" *gestures towards Minion, Mcfist, and the Sorcerer*

Randy: "The rules for the freebie were that the dare had to be done by another cast member of my choice, even you."

Hailey: "Why did I ever make that a part of it?" *sigh* "I'll do it next episode. I am allowed to do that."

Julian: "I'm looking forward to my part of next episode then."

Hailey: *shivers* "On with the show!"

NRC: "Viceroy, is it true that you created a time machine?"

Viceroy: "No, but I've heard of someone who has a time machine."

ChibizoDo: "Hi everyone! I have a dare too! I dare Viceroy and Dr. Doofenshmirtz to switch places."

Viceroy: "Who is this Doofenshmirtz?"

Hailey: "He's an unsuccessful evil scientist who is constantly foiled by a semi-aquatic egg-lying mammal of action."

Viceroy: "Is the mammal a robot?"

Hailey: "Nope, it's just a secret agent."

Viceroy: "So, he's a doofus who is foiled by a platypus."

Hailey: "Exactly." *dials number for Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated*

Doofenshmirtz: "Hello. Who is this?"

Hailey: "Someone who is offering you a chance to be on television today."

Doofenshmirtz: "Really? Wow, I'm honored, but I'm watching my daughter today."

Hailey: "You can bring her too. We even have someone to watch your house while you're gone." *Looks at Viceroy*

Doofenshmirtz: "Okay, I'll go tell her. Where is the studio?"

Hailey: "Don't worry about that. We'll send someone to pick you up." *hangs up*

Viceroy: "So, where is my ride."

Hailey: "Driver! Just a moment."

Driver: *walks in*

Hailey: "Please take Viceroy to this address. You'll be picking these two people up from there too." *hands address and picture of Doofenshmirtz and his daughter*

Viceroy: *leaves with driver*

Hailey: "While we're waiting for the people to arrive, someone has a question for the sorcerer."

Guest: "I just sent in the question. Sorcerer, how would you feel if a descendant of the Norisu Nine became the ninja?"

Sorcerer: "It would fuel my anger towards the ninja even more!"

Hakumen: "Sorry I'm late! Randy, I dare you to fight your dark side, also known as the physical manifestation of every negative thought and emotion you have ever had in your entire life. Also something that thinks it is the original and that you are the fake. A certain song must play in the background."

Hailey: "That song would play if I could find a way to access the link. Sorry for that. Anyway, this battle will be held on Norrisville High School grounds."

Randy: "And that would help how exactly?"

Hailey: "Since the sorcerer won't stank anything while the show is going on, it is basically an even territory for both of you. Ninja-ing is allowed." *secretly turns off Sorcerer's feed*

Randy: "What would happen if, lets say, he went against you and stanked my darkside?"

Hailey: "Then Norrisville is doomed unless someone else became the ninja, because it would be a monster made of your insecurities. Thus it would know all of your weaknesses and strengths. In any case, you defeat him or become defeated. So, no pressure."

Randy: "Yeah… no pressure..."

TO BE CONTINUED