Hailey: "We're back! This is the second part of this Christmas special, so it technically doesn't count as the next episode."

Randy: "You know you can't hold that dare off forever, don't you? You might as well get it over with."

Hailey: "I will get it over with as soon as I figure out how you did something blatantly without getting caught."

Randy: "What would that be?"

Hailey: "Our guests have arrived!"

Doofenshmirtz: "Hello. You're the person I talked on a phone to earlier, right? I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz, but you can call me Dr. D. This is my daughter Vanessa."

Vanessa: "So, what kind of show is this?"

Hailey: "This is a dare show."

Dr. D: "A dare show? I won't have to do anything crazy, will I?"

Hailey: "Nah, you're already part of a dare, and our guests for now."

Vanessa: "What kind of a dare?"

Hailey: "Dr. D here had to switch places with our cast member Willem Viceroy."

Dr. D: "The name Viceroy sounds familiar. Is he well known?"

Hailey: "Not really. I mean, even the people who he would pose a threat to ignore him most of the time."

Theresa: "We're getting sidetracked. Wasn't there another unfinished dare during the last part?"

Hailey: "That's right! Randy still has to face off with his dark side. After considering everything that could go wrong at the school, I've changed the location to the woods near the school."

Randy: "Which woods?"

Hailey: "The ones that are about a mile away from the swamp."

Randy: "Good."

DS (dark side) Randy: "I guess I'm ready as I'll ever be."

Hailey: "You were supposed to meet us in the woods."

DS Randy: "Oh. Sorry."

Hailey: "Just go. I'll send a bunch of robots to film the fight so that no one will get hurt besides you."

Randy/DS Randy: *leave*

Hailey: "Okay! We'll get back to that later. While we're waiting a guest has a few dares."

Guest: "I dare the sorcerer to dress up like an elf and make a non-evil nice teddy bear."

Sorcerer: "How am I supposed to do that?"

Hailey: "The materials are being sent. You do know how to sew, right?"

Minion: "At least it gives you something to do."

AG: "Hello."

Hailey: "Oh, I forgot to introduce this other guest."

AG: "So, Howard how did you and randy become friends?"

Howard: "We grew up together. I was kind of his inspiration. Randy really looks up to me."

Hailey: "Howard! He wants the real story!"

Howard: "Okay, so maybe it wasn't that interesting. I met him in middle school and accidentally made him drop his handheld game. You might not believe it, but I was a bit of a jerk back then."

Hailey/Heidi: "Oh I believe it."/ "A bit?"

Howard: "Okay, maybe I was a lot of a jerk. Anyway, Randy was determined to find something nice about me. We bumped into each other at Greg's Game Hole and the next thing I know, we were inseparable."

Hailey: "I wonder if he tried to become friends with Bash before he met you."

Heidi: "The extra screen that you had installed so that the Sorcerer's feed wouldn't be interrupted is on."

Hailey: "The Fight of the Randys has begun."

Howard: "Lame."

Hailey: "That sounded better in my head."

Heidi: "Of course."

Hailey: "So, are you agreeing with me sincerely, or are you agreeing with your brother's thought that that phrase was 'lame'?"

Heidi: "Um… What about the fight?"

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DS Randy: "But I'm Randy!"

Randy: "Actually, I am. Ninja Sprint!"

DS Randy: "Ninja Trippin' Balls!"

Randy: *trips and faceplants* "Where the juice did you get a ninja mask?"

DS Randy: "You should know that I've had it since the beginning of this school year. The real question is, where did you get one?"

Randy: "Yeah, but mine I have to put on to use. Yours just kinda materialized around your face when I put mine on."

DS Randy: "Enough of this nonsense! I am the real Randy and you are a fake who is trying to steal my life! I won't let you get away with this!" *pulls out katana and points it at Randy*

Randy: *steps back* "Woah there. I know this looks really bad and at least one of us is crazy, but can't we just talk it out?"

DS Randy: "Oh, that would be fine, if you weren't going to ruin my life at the first chance."

Randy: "I'm really glad that I got over my anger and paranoia issues early. It could have been horrible for me later in life. Also, Look! Chickens!" *mock fear face*

DS Randy: "Where?!" *turns*

Randy: "Smokebomb!" *throws smokebomb and runs.*

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McFist: "Note to self, make a copy of this video footage for Viceroy to make a robot of the ninja's darkside."

Hailey: "McFist, you're talking out loud. Besides, even if I let you do it, you'd be facing a crazy ninja of your own creation that has anger issues."

McFist: "Well, technically it would be Viceroy's creation. But, you're right."

Sorcerer: "I'm rooting for the dark side one. That way once he went to school in place of the real ninja, he'd be easy to control."

Hailey: "I know you get lonely down there with no one to talk to except a sewer rat, but it's still not a good idea to state your entire plan. Even if it might be foiled by the ninja before you can start it anyway. Are you done with the bear yet?"

Sorcerer: "Almost."

Dr. D: "You said that this Viceroy person wasn't well known yet this seemingly rich… um, business person? makes him sound like an evil genius. Not to mention that some teenager is a ninja. What else is going on here?"

Hailey: "Viceroy is an evil genius, so don't be surprised if he's taken over the Tri-state area in your absence. He specializes in robots and works for the business man, whose name is Hannibal McFist. McFist basically owns and runs almost everything in town, this show being the only exception that I currently know of."

Dr. D: "What do you mean, don't be surprised if he's taken over while I'm gone? That's my job!"

Hailey: *ignoring Dr.D* "Randy is the ninja protector of the entire town who has the task of making sure that the sorcerer- the guy who is being forced to make a non-evil bear- never gets out of his prison, or at least not until he has to pass the title on to another person when he graduates. The Sorcerer uses 'stank' to turn people with outer emotional distress into monsters so that he can break free. He is over 800 years old."

Heidi: "How do you know all that?"

Hailey: "I know a lot more than that. I'm Phycic."

Heidi: "Really?"

Hailey: "Nope. I just have connections."

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DS Randy: "You know. It probably is a good thing that I know exactly where I would hide." *looks up into branches of nearby tree*

Randy: "Ninja Kick!" *jumps out of tree and uses scarf to swing himself towards D S Randy*

DS Randy: "Ninja Block!"

A few hours later….

DS Randy: "Looks like we're equally matched."

Randy: "Yeah. You had me going for a bit there."

DS Randy: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Randy: "I almost thought you were going to win."

DS Randy: "Stop judging me." *burst into tears*

Randy: *unsure of how to react pats DS Randy on the back* "It was a compliment."

DS Randy: *stops crying and developes a smug look* "Well, isn't that a bit self-centered? I mean you were basically complimenting yourself. I don't think such a selfish version of me needs to exist."

Randy: "Just when you think a battle is almost over, you make a mess of it. Great going."

DS Randy: "What did you just say about me?!"

Randy: "I meant this version of me, not you."

DS Randy: "That's about the same thing! You are so going down."

Randy: "Bring it."

Eventually using a move that neither of the Randys would usually use, the real Randy won.

DS Randy: *disappears in a breeze*

Randy: "That took longer than I thought it would."

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Hailey: "You call this a bear?!"

Sorcerer: "I've been underground for the last 800 years! You think that I know what this toy is supposed to look like?"

Hailey: "Fine." *throws 'non-evil good teddy bear to guest who requested it.* "Consider it a Christmas present from the sorcerer."

Guest: "Thanks! When Randy gets back I have a dare for him and Heidi."

Hailey: "Speaking of Randy… Here he is!"

Randy: "I never want to do that again."

Heidi: "This guest has a dare for us."

Randy: "As long as it's not another fight, I'm up to it."

Guest: "Someone might want to hold Theresa back during the dare."

Theresa: "Why?"

Guest: "Because, my dare is that Randy and Heidi kiss under the mistletoe."

Theresa: "What?!"

Hailey: "Security number 18! Please hold Theresa back so that she doesn't attempt to tear Heidi or our guest to shreds."

Security #18: *comes out and holds Theresa back*

McFist: "When did you upgrade from human security to robots?"

Hailey: "A little after Thanksgiving. I designed them to only follow my orders unless I order them otherwise."

McFist: "Do you think you could spare one or two?"

Hailey: "No."

Randy and Heidi: *stand under the mistletoe and give a quick kiss*

Hailey: "There. Security you may now let Theresa go."

Security#18: *releases Theresa*

Hailey: "That's the end of this seasonal episode everyone! Happy Holidays!"

Randy: "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Smokebomb!"

Hailey: "He just couldn't help himself, now could he? Oh well. Merry Christmas!" *whistles Carol of the Bells while walking off the stage*