Doom!
Rick: He everyone. I'm back, but this time with some good news, I'm almost done with the semester! That means that over the weekend, I can write more. Now, everyone is already on set except for FanBeemon and Bakura, who fell asleep and is still tied to his chair! *Shows Bakura slumped forward in chair with a slightly bloody rolling pin next to it* Due to the extreme nature of this next sketch, I am required by law to tell kids reading this not to do this at home. FanBeemon, disclaimer please.
FBee: Weeee, Ricku28 does not own Digimon, Yugioh or any other references.
Moku: Seto, Seto, I found something I think you should come see.
Seto: *Follows Mokuba into a testing room for duel disks* WHAT THE FU** IS THAT?! *Camera pans to show a big pink guy*
Pink Fairy: (In really annoyingly high voice) Hellllooooo Seto, I'm your Pink fairy, and I'm here to help you beat Yugi!
Seto: Beat Yugi? Okay... Pink... fairy... I'll just call you Phil, is that okay?
Phil: That sounds great! Lets look at your deck.
Seto: *Pulls out deck*
Phil: Hmm... Just as I thought, all useless. *burns entire deck*
Seto: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU BIG PINK SON OF A BI***?!
Moku: *Walks out slowly*
Phil: I'll make you a new deck, fit for a king! *Hold hands out, cards fly out and form into a deck* Here you go! *Gives deck to Kaiba*
Seto: This, is a starter deck that I could buy from any store.
Phil: Yep, I know, it's the best, no need to thank me. Phil, Awaaaaaaaaay! *Floats of the ground* Pchooo, *turns sideways and flies off* Vwoosh.
Seto: *Stares at deck* What the hell, why not? *Walks out casually*
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Yugi: I wonder how Joey and Tea are doing? I'll go check. *Walks outside the Card Shop and is immediately surrounded by Kaiba's security people.
Mustache Security: Yugi Moto? We need you to come with us.
Yugi: Every time! Why can't I just have a peaceful life?
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Yugi: Okay Kaiba, let's get this over with, you know the drill, you challenge me, I'll whoop you with my God Cards and you go try to think of a new strategy.
Seto: Not this time Yugi, I have seen the light! Phil brought me a new deck that will for sure defeat you.
Yugi: Fine *Puzzle glows and Yami takes the place of Yugi*
Yami and Seto: Lets duel!
Yami: I'll go first, from my hand, I play Shield Guardna in defence mode and end my turn.
Seto: I'll play my Fireyarou, In attack mode. Next I equip it with my Axe of Despair! But that's not all, I equip him with the spell Big Bang Shot. Now, Fireyarou Cut his Guardna down to size.
Yami: I discard Kuriboh to negate the damage your monster would deal to me.
Phil: *Pops up in the middle of the dual field.* Hey Seto, I gave you that deck and you're winning so far, so now I get everyone's soul!
Seto: What?
Phil: Yeah, I made a bet with God that if you defeated his Big Shield Guardna, I could have everyone's soul, God made me agree that it had to be with a beginner deck though, so bye! *Eats the souls of Seto, Yami, Yugi and Mokuba* Yum! *Explodes into a gory mess*
Jackal: *In the center of where phil was standing* Huh? I thought I was at McDonalds? Oh look, orphans, more orphan meat for my dragon! *Runs offscreen, you hear screaming coming from offscreen too* Don't Be scared. I just want to kill you.
Rick: Annnd cut.
Phil: Jeez man, I knew you wanted me to explode, but seriously, you made me ACTUALLY explode?
Rick: You didn't have to do it.
Phil: Yes I did, I owed you big time for when I tried to break into that bank, and you bailed me out of jail.
Rick: Just go to your own universe Phil. *Door appears labeled 'Door to most other dimensions'*
Phil: Fine *mumbles and swears under his breath as he floats towards the door, it opens and he goes in. It immediately disappears as soon as he goes through*
Rick: That guys a pain... Bakura, Restore their souls, now.
Baku: *Awake and still tied up in the chair* Fine, but then you release me from these infernal bindings.
Rick: Deal.
Baku: *Millennium Ring glows and Seto, Yami, and Mokuba get up and go off the stage, Yugi gets transported back to his world* Now release me.
Rick: Sure *Bends down and removes the millennium ring, then whispers to FanBeemon* Go hide this in the place. *Talking to Bakura* Okay, now let's untie you... *bends down and unties Bakura*
Baku: Freedom! Now to...
Rick: *Hits him on the head with the rolling pin, a little more blood gets on it.* Hey Jackal.
Jackal: Yeah?
Rick: You're staying here for a couple days.
Jackal: SLEEPOVER! :D
Rick: Yep, LTP gave me permission to use you in our next skit as well.
Seto: Wait, who is this?
Rick: Oh yeah, I should probably organize a gathering of everyone, I'm not that good at talking about... JACKAL!
Jackal: *Has head in a tub of strawberry ice cream* Wow, this was some good stuff.
Rick: Jackal... I was saving that for sunday...
FBee: Read...
Yami: ... and review.
Rick: yeah, please give me some basic ideas, cause, I need them.