Insane Battle!
Rick: Hello, and welcome back to...
FBee, Jackle, Piedmon, Moku and Phil: ...MOST RANDOM ADVENTURES!
Rick: As you have noticed, we have two special guests today; and we will have a battle between them to determine who the REAL Conductor of the poop train is. We have in the left corner, the heavyweight champion of Nightmare's insane asylum, JACKLLLLLLE! And in the right corner, the toughest Dark Master, the most insane digimon in the world... PIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEDMON! I have been given permission to put you two in this situation.
Jackle: WHAT!? LTP actually gave you permission to have me fight Piedmon?
Rick: Wellllll, no, not really, but she gave me permission to use you in this episode; and before you asked Piedmon, Sun gave me permission to use you in this episode. *Shows Piedmon slowly lowering his hand*
FBee: Ricku28 does NOT own Galaxy Quest, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, NiGHTS: Into Dreams, NiGHTS: Journey of dreams, NiGHTS: Into Randomness, or Randomness.
Rick: Thank you FanBeemon. Now to explain the rules! The winner is the one who makes Seto laugh first. *Camera Pans to Seto tied to a chair with a deadpan look on his face* The only other rule is NO KILLING EACH OTHER. PERIOD. Your goal is to preform the most random acts possible. I did promise Sun that Piedmon would come back in one piece, and Jackle needs to get back to LTP's set by tonight, so again, and I cannot stress this enough... Don't do anythinng that could cause fatal harm to you. Or maim yourselves.
*Opens on the set where Jackle and Piedmon are facing each other*
Phil: *In a referee shirt* Now, I want a good, clean, random fight. GO! *Disappears in a puff of pink smoke*
Jackle: *Pulls out plastic bags filled with pudding* PUDDING BOMBS! *Starts throwing the bags at Piedmon , who, a few seconds later, is now completely covered in pudding*
Pied: *Mouth opens and tongue comes out licking his face clean Scooby-Doo style* MY TURN! :D *Pulls a coin from behind Jackle's horn, a stream of pennies come out and swamps Jackle* YAY! Money! *Looks to Seto who isn't impressed at all*
Jackle: *Bursts out of the mountain of pennies* ORPHAN MEAT, COME TO ME! *A giant dragon made out of meat comes out of nowhere and roars*
Meat Dragon: *Singing (badly)* In the nights~Dream delight~I want to see you standing there~
Pied: AHHH! It's horrible... TRICK SWORD!
Meat Dragon: *Swords come out of nowhere and they slice apart the dragon* AHHHH! Master... Why?... *Dies*
Jackle: NOOOOOOOO! By Grabthar's hammer, By the suns of Warvan, YOU. SHALL. BE. AVENGED!
Seto: *Laughing like a maniac* Oh, oh, whoo, *Wipes tear from his eye* Galaxy Quest. Oh I loved that movie.
Phil: *Reappears* And the winner is... JAAAAAAACKLLE!
Rick: And... CUT!
Baku: I hate you all.
Rick: Shut up Bakura. No one loves you!
Baku: *In corner crying*
Rick: Anyways, Jackle, as a gift to LTP for letting me use you, give her this. *points to a triceratops* His name is Jim, and he's sentient. *turns to Piedmon* I know how much Sun likes dragons, and as such, I've gotten her a duel disk with a dragon deck. *Whispers* Don't let her near Myo with it. *Back to normal voice* I would like to thank our audience, and remember that I like to see reviews!
FBee: If you like pudding bombs; review!