Hailey: "Hello people of the Audience! I have decided to actually do the stupid 'flirt with EVERYONE' dare today. So, while I have to do that, another cast member will be chosen at random to take my place as the host! That cast member will be…." *puts one hand over eyes, spins around a few times, points with other hand, and uncovers eyes* "Theresa! Congratulations for the temporary, non-dare related, promotion. Have fun!"

Heidi: "Why didn't you choose me? I'm already the host of my own show for crying out loud!"

Hailey: "Because, H dubs, it was a random choosing. I had no control over who I was facing after the spinning."

Theresa: "Maybe, Heidi would be a better host."

Hailey: "Listen, my randomness chose you Theresa, so YOU will be the host, and I will be right back."

Theresa: "What do I do now?"

Dorothy: *runs out to the stage, hands Theresa a list of the dares and guests of the episode, and leaves hurriedly*

Theresa: "I guess I'll announce the first guest. Everyone please give a warm welcome to Peter Syntie!"

Peter Syntie: "Hi. All I'm here for is to have the cast reveal their New Year's resolutions!"

Randy: "My resolution is to try to be a better ninja than I already am."

Howard: "My resolution is to try more in school." *glances at randy*

Randy and Howard: *burst out laughing after an awkward pause*

Randy: "Man, you had me going for a second. What's your real resolution?"

Howard: "Actually become popular in the eyes of the other people at our school."

Theresa: "My resolution is to get more members for the baton twirling team."

P. Slimz: "My resolution is to keep my car in the best state that I can."

Greene: "My resolution is to come up with even better games to force my students into playing!"

Theresa: "What about the sorcerer?"

Sorcerer's Feed: *screen says, out to previous punishment, be back after Shake It Up*

Heidi: "I'm guessing that he'd use it to find a way to destroy the ninja. Mine is to get more people to watch my show!"

McFist: "My resolution is to spend more time with Marci."

Bash: "My resolution is to spend as little time as possible with McFist."

Bucky: "My resolution is to win over flute girl."

Hailey: "My resolution is to continue doing my best so that I won't lose my job."

Viceroy: "Where were you?"

Hailey: "Preparing myself psychologically for the dare."

Howard: "Why did you need to do that?"

Hailey: "The dare was that I had to flirt with everyone. That means the entire cast of three girls, one skeleton, four adult males under the age of 800, and five actual guys around my age. I'd say that I needed to prepare. At least the sorcerer is still out of the show for now."

Howard: "Yeah, I get your point."

Theresa: "While you finally get started on that dare, we have another guest!"

Guest: "I dare Randy to fight Naruto to see who the better ninja is."

Theresa: "I'm not sure of this. It doesn't seem like it would be a fair fight."

Guest: "Oh? You think Randy would lose?"

Theresa: "No, I'm saying that whoever this 'Naruto' person is, he wouldn't stand a chance."

Guest: "Well, no one said that the fight had to be fair, now did they?"

Theresa: "True. I guess it has to happen anyway."

Randy: "Don't I have any say in this?"

Hailey: "Randy, even though you're great at many things, you're still as much a part of this show as I am. Even without me being the host this time, we have to abide by the rules. Still, I'm sure such a great ninja like you wouldn't have any trouble at all with winning.

Randy: "Thanks Hailey, I'm… wait… was that an actual compliment?"

Hailey: "One down, twelve to go."

Theresa: "Keep your smooth word away from randy!"

Hailey: "Listen sweetie, you know this is part of a dare, and I don't feel that way for him. You do. Though the look on your face when you overreacted jealously was cute."

Theresa: "I'll just call that your 'flirt' with me. Please move on."

Hailey: "Of course. Eleven left."

Randy: *leaves to fight with Naruto*

Theresa: "Our next guest is Peter Strutermich."

Peter: "Howard, borrow your sister's camera. As soon as Randy gets back you will be recording him doing a flip without the ninja suit on. If it ends up being funny you get to keep the tape and the memory of it, but Randy won't remember a thing."

Howard: "I like the way you think."

Randy: *returns from fight with a depressed look on his face* "I lost."

Theresa: "Um… It's okay Randy! No one can always win! At least you're okay!"

Peter: "Yeah that's great. You have to do a flip without the ninja suit, on camera!"

Randy: "Okay.." *flips easily*

Ninjas R Cool: "Way to go randy!"

Howard: "I was hoping it would be funny."

Theresa: "Well, you still have the video. Also, Ninjas R Cool has a dare."

NRC: "I dare McFist to go to a clown college for two hours."

McFist: "A… C..clown College?!"

Hailey: "I'm sure that a strong leader like yourself wouldn't have any troubles with a few clowns, now would he?"
McFist: "I...uh... OF Course Not!" *leaves to go to the clown college*

Hailey: "Ugh. Ten left."

Randy: "Are you going to count down one with every person you flirt with?"

Hailey: "Yes. Do you have a problem with that?"

Randy: "No, I was just asking."

Hailey: "Two quick ones. Mrs. Driscol, you look as nice in your labcoat as your husband does in his bowtie. Now I'm down to eight."

Alpha: "I'm here with a dare!"

Theresa: "Sorry! I forgot to introduce him!"

Alpha: "Everyone has to trade outfits with someone."

McFist: *switches with Bash*

Randy: *switches with Bucky*

Howard: *switches with Driscol*

Heidi: *switches with Theresa*

Julian: *switches with Viceroy*

P Slimz: *switches with Greene*

Hailey: "I think that's everyone!"

Alpha: "You forgot yourself and the sorcerer."

Sorcerer: "I'm finally done with that stuff! What did I miss?"

Hailey: "I'm taking back control for a moment. Howard, Randy, Mrs. Driscol, and Bucky switch back."

Randy, Howard, Bucky and Driscol: *switch back*

Hailey: *switches with Driscol*

Howard: *switches with Bucky*

Randy: *switches with the sorcerer*

Hailey: "Okay. That was easy. So, was there anything else Alpha?"

Alpha: "No, but I want to stay here until my previous dare to randy is finished."

Hailey: "Okay. Theresa, you're back on."

IN202: "I'm back also!"

Heidi: "Welcome back Ice Ninja 202!"

Hailey: "That's Theresa's job for now!"

Heidi: "Well she's not doing a very good job of host, is she? So I'm taking over!"

Hailey: "You aren't taking over my show!"

IN202: "Is this a bad time?"

Heidi: "Your show? You aren't even the host this episode. How is this possibly your show?"

IN202: "I can always dare Howard to prank call Brett later."

Theresa: "No, he needs to do the dare now."

Howard: "Really? I wanted to watch the cat fight a little more."

Theresa: "Well the dare is a prank call."

Howard: "I'm in." *dials Brett's number* "Hello, is this the home of Ido Tick?"

Brett: "There isn't anyone with a name that sounds like Ido Tick here."

Howard: "Really? I was sure that I was already talking to an idiotic person." *hangs up*

IN202: "You call that a prank call?"

Hailey: "Don't listen to the guest. This person obviously doesn't understand what a great prankster you are."

Howard: "Exactly."

Hailey: "Seven."

Heidi: "Does that even count?"

Hailey: "He was flattered by it, so yes. Even if it was sarcasm. Besides, Heidi, even though I completely understand why you look down on Howard, he's still your brother."

Heidi: "Exactly. You know, it seems like you haven't been trying that hard to flirt with everyone."

Hailey: "If I wanted to, I would actually try harder. It's just easier to use a compliment and be done with it."

Theresa: "Well, since I'm the host right now, I want to add you actually trying harder for at least one person."

Hailey: "Fine. Sorcerer, you don't look over the age of 300, by the way. Also, Heidi, your webshow is great."

Heidi: "It's going to take more than that."

Hailey: "Every show is an exquisite piece of gossip."

Heidi: "That will do."

Hailey: "Six, and I'm still not trying. I do know who I'll actually try harder to flirt with though."

Julian: "When are you going to get to me?"

Hailey: "You have to wait your turn Jules."

Howard: "Jules?" *coughs to hide laugh* "What kind of nickname is that?"

Julian: "I do prefer 'the dark one' to Jules, but since it's from my Hal, I guess I'm okay with it."

Hailey: "Your Hal! List…" *hears someone walk onstage*

Rachealninja10: "Hi everyone!"

Randy: "Why are you here?"

RN10: "It seems this episode has gone on longer than expected, so it's being made into a two-parter! The first part of the next episode will be finishing Hailey's dare, so Theresa will be the host for a bit longer, but that's okay, right Theresa?"

Theresa: "I guess."

RN10: "Great. See you all next time!"

Behind the scenes:

RN10: "Seriously Hailey, you have got to stop getting mad at the contestants! Your little war on Heidi is okay. Plus, it's great for the ratings, but please at least try not to scream at Julian onstage when he flirts with you. It's cute that he's trying, even if it is in vain."

Hailey: "Fine. Speaking of Julian, I still have something to say to him." *goes off in search of Julian, who she finds, once again, in the closet of her dressing room*

Julian: "Hi, Hal."

Hailey: *pulls Julian out of the closet and slaps him* "Listen up, Julian, and listen well. I am not yours, I am definitely not a 'Hal', and I'm not interested in you. You got that?"

Julian: "So, I take it you didn't like the nickname?"

Hailey: *sighs* "No, I didn't. Would you please leave my dressing room?"

Julian: "Okay." *shrugs and leaves*

Hailey: "I really need to start locking this place before the show."

Somewhere else backstage

Heidi: "Since you're going to be the host for a little longer, I'm willing to give you some tips."

Theresa: "Like what?"

Heidi: "You have to be confident in yourself."

Theresa: "I get that, it was just sudden this episode."

Heidi: "Yes, but even when you start to feel nervous, remind yourself of what you have to do for your job and push on."

Theresa: "Is that what you do when you do your videos?"

Heidi: "Occasionally. I learned this from experience."

Theresa: "Thanks, Heidi."