Theresa: "Hey everyone! The dare show is back on! Alpha is still here for now. Let the dares begin!"

Hailey: "Okay, let's finally get this over with."

Theresa: "You still have to try with your flirting for at least one person."

Hailey: "I know. So, a few I'll be fast on. Bucky, your triangle playing is great. Greene your games are interesting and imaginative. Bash, you are okay at… um… punching people? Hmm…"

Bash: "Yeah I is!"

Hailey: "Three."

Theresa: "While you wait, Julian, there is a person here to give you a dare. Welcome Kaylee Lotusflower!"

Kay: "Hi. Julian, you have to watch three episodes of the anime show Black Butler." *smiles at Julian and fangs show*

Julian: "Okay. Nice bow by the way." *leaves to watch Black Butler episodes*

Kay: "Thanks."

Hailey: "Viceroy, you are okay at inventing."

Viceroy: "Okay?! Have you seen my work? It is an art."

Hailey: "Actually, I have seen your work. In fact it was used against me once, remember? Though, you really do look great in that lab coat and purple shirt."

Viceroy: "Thank you. I don't seem to remember ever using my robots against you."

Hailey: "I didn't mindwipe you, so you must be repressing the memory of my robots beating yours. Also, two."

Viceroy: *glares at Hailey* "We'll have to re-test that sometime."

Hailey: "I'm sure that if we don't it will eventually be a dare for us to do anyway. Still, we'll hold off on it for now."

Theresa: "I just realized that your countdown is not including the Sorcerer even though he's back in the show.

Hailey: "I have nothing flirtatious to say to him."

Theresa: "So you would have to try harder to have even one flirty line to him?"

Hailey: "I know where you're going with this. Just, no."

Theresa: "He's still part of the dare. As the current host, I say that that is the person you actually try harder to flirt with, even though I know you'll get me back for it later."

Hailey: "I'll be right back." *goes offstage in search of Rachealninja10*

Theresa: "I guess we'll go onto our other dares until she comes back. KiaraCat is back once again with a dare for Randy and Theresa."

KiaraCat: "Randy has to give Theresa his ninja mask and Theresa has to give Randy her baton. Theresa has to wear the mask for the rest of the episode, while Randy twirls the baton for the rest of the episode. If Theresa doesn't have her baton one of her shoes will do."

Theresa: *hands Randy her shoe*

Randy: "You really didn't bring your baton?" *hands over mask unwillingly*

Theresa: "After being through some of this stuff, I thought it'd be safer at home." *puts on mask* "Why does this smell so much?"

Randy: "I've tried washing it, but the smell never comes out. I guess that's what you get from a 800 year old mask that has been around smokebombs during that time."

Hailey: *walks back onstage* "Okay. Slimovitz, you have a nice car."

P. Slimz: "Thank you. I've put a lot of work into it."

Hailey: "Great."

Theresa: "That leaves you with two."

Hailey: "Where is your brother? He should have been done with the three episodes by now."

Theresa: "I don't know."

Kay: "I'll get him."

Hailey: "Okay. Here's a map to the room that he should be in." *hands over map*

Kay: "I'll be back in a moment."

Hailey: "Theresa, I need a little time to think on the next part of my dare. Would you please announce the next dare for our audience."

Theresa: "Of course. Man of Cartoons is our next guest."

MoC: "I dare McFist to be hugged by a clown for two hours."

Theresa: "Where is McFist anyway?"

Hailey: "Did anyone ever see him come back from the clown college?"

Everyone else: *shakes head 'no'*

Hailey: "I'll be right back then." *leaves and returns with an unconscious McFist* "I found him like this. I'm sure he'll be fine once he realizes that he's not surrounded by clowns anymore."

MoC: "Just in time for him to be hugged by a clown."

Theresa: "Wow. That just makes us sound cold."

Randy: "Well, he has tried to kill me multiple times. The worst this is doing is making him pass out."

Kay: "What did I miss?"

Julian: "Couldn't I have watched a little longer?"

Hailey: "How many episodes did you actually watch?"

Julian: "I think I was on the sixth when Kaylee interrupted me."

Hailey: "I understand your reluctance to stop watching it, but I need the room for a moment."

Julian: "You do?"

Hailey: "Oh, and the sorcerer's feed may be switched off for a little bit in here." *walks off stage*

Theresa: "So I think she realized what she needed to do. Our last guest this time is KnightDragon."

KD: "I was wondering…. what would happen if the tengu had possessed Randy instead of Howard? Also, since the Tengu is linked to Randy in strengths, weaknesses, and powers, what else do they share?"

Randy: "You'll have to ask someone else. I honestly don't know, though I believe it would be a bad thing if I had been possessed instead of Howard. Wait, how did you know about that? Me and Howard were the only people who could have known!"

Howard: "I didn't tell anyone."

KD: "Theresa, what is Hailey doing now?"

Theresa: "Not sure, but she'll be back in a moment."

Hailey: "One…. What is going on here!?" *looks at Howard and Randy who are glaring at Knight Dragon suspiciously*

Theresa: *whispers what happened to Hailey*

Hailey: "Randy, Howard, back off. KnightDragon, I'll answer your question. If the Tengu had possessed Randy it would have been possessing the ninja, and let's just say that we'd have a demon possessed ninja on the loose. As for the second part, technically the ninja himself is only linked to the tengu when he is wearing the mask because the mask is made out of the Tengu's feathers. Randy does not share anything else with the Tengu and as for the mask sharing anything else. I honestly have no idea."

KD: "Well that explains a lot." *leaves quickly*

Hailey: *erases any cast member memory of last questions and answers*

Sorcerer's Feed: *turns back on in the main room with the sorcerer blushing*

Theresa: "What did you say to him?"

Hailey: "Nothing worth mentioning ever again."

McFist: "How did I get back here?"

Theresa: "Hailey brought you back from the clown college."

McFist: "So, it wasn't a horrible nightmare after all. So many clowns."

Theresa: "You look like you need a hug. Juggo, come in."

Juggo: *walks in to hug McFist*

McFist: "A clown!"

Hailey: "Sorry, but it seems you've been dare to let him hug you for two hours."

Juggo: *hugs McFist*

Hailey: "Hey, Jules."

Julian: "What?"

Hailey: *whispers something in his ear*

Julian: "I do?" *blushes and giggles*

Hailey: "My dare is officially over! Theresa, you are free from being host."

Viceroy: "It's been two hours."

Hailey: "Already? Juggo, let go of McFist."

Juggo: *leaves*

Hailey: "Well, that's this episode!"

Behind the scenes

Kay: "So, Hailey. You seem disgruntled about something."

Hailey: "Why do you think that?"

Kay: "I can see people's Auras. I'm pretty sure you knew that."

Hailey: "Oh, right. Just having to flirt with the sorcerer is something that I will never do again."

Kay: "What did you say to him?"

Hailey: "Just something that would keep him from even partially fulfilling an old threat about getting to me whenever I was miserable."

Kay: "How could he fulfill that if he's still locked up?"

Hailey: "His girlfriend is free. If they found a way to contact each other then he could tell her to get at me for calling him 'an old guy in a dress'."

Kay: "I see."

Hailey: "Now that the flirting dare is over you can come back some time and try to steal Julian's heart."

Kay: "What do you mean by that?"

Hailey: "It's kind of obvious that you like him. That was made even more apparent when you offered to get him after his dare was over."

Kay: "Anything that I would say to that might come off as cliché so, I'll see you next time!" *leaves*

Julian: *walks up to Hailey* "So, do I really look better than Sebastian?"

Hailey: "I was told to flirt, so I flirted. Your personality is less serious than Sebastian's though."

Julian: "Yes, well, I'm not Ciel's butler."

Hailey: "That you aren't. Though I do wonder what kind of butler you'd be."

Julian: "Very true."

Heidi: *Standing in the corner of the room* "It's strange to see them have something in common."

Theresa: "Yes, but I have a feeling that Hailey only watched the show to make sure that it wasn't something completely offensive."

Heidi: "That may be true, but how does she have time to do that and be ready for the show?"

Theresa: "It would be preparation for the show. Plus, we don't use a script, nothing was planned in advance except the dares."