Hailey: "Hello and welcome back! We have a lot to get done today with only a few guests. So this will be short."

Kay: "Like me!"

Hailey: "Welcome back."

Kay: "Hi everyone."

Hailey: "I didn't even see you backstage before the episode. Where were you?"

Kay: "Just hanging around."

Hailey: "I see… So, what do you have to ask or dare then?"

Kay: "I was wondering, Julian and Theresa, if you both could have a magical power, what would it be and why?"'

Julian: "Just one?"

Kay: "Yep."

Theresa: "I'd use telekinesis. It would really help with never losing my baton if I could just imagine it coming to my hand and it responding to that thought."

Julian: "I guess I'd take invisibility, just so that I could sneak up on people easily."

Kay: "Interesting."

Hailey: "Okay, our next guest is none other than SariSpy56!"

SS56: "Hello people! My first dare is for Howard to hug his sister Heidi."

Howard: "Well, let's get this over with." *hugs Heidi*

SS56: "I dare Debbie and Theresa to put makeup on each other."

Debbie: "Okay."

Theresa: "I guess…"

Debbie and Theresa: *sit across from each other and put makeup on eachother*

Hailey: "Wow, Resa, you are pretty good at doing other people's makeup."

Theresa: "Resa?"

Hailey: "I've decided to give everyone nicknames.

You are Resa.

Your brother is Jules.

Randy stays the same since I'm sure that it is already a nickname.

Howard is Howy, or Double Dip, I haven't decided yet.

Heidi is H-dubs.

Principle Slimovitz is P. Slimz.

Debbie is Debs.

The Sorcerer does not have the right to have a nickname.

Viceroy is Will, as in Willem Viceroy.

McFist also does not have the right for a nickname.

Bucky is Buck, which only sounds a little less um… demeaning.

Bash is already short for Bashford, so it is a nickname.

That's all that I have so far."

SS56: "Randy, I dare you to not give Howard the gravy fries that I am going to give you." *hands over gravy fries*

Randy: *tastes* "Where did you get these? It's not even gravy fries day and this is the real deal!"

SS56: "I may have borrowed the recipe from the cafeteria without them knowing, and returned it after making two baskets of gravy fries."

Randy: "Where is the other basket?"

SS56: "I was curious of what they tasted like, so I ate it. You're lucky I didn't eat yours too. It was just… wow."

Howard: "Hailey, how did you know about the Double Dip thing?"

Hailey: "I occasionally tune in to Heidi's vlog."

Howard: "For once your explanation makes sense. Randy, come on bro! I'll give you ten bucks for the fries."

Randy: "First off, you don't have a ten to give. Secondly, you took my fries last time I had to go save the day on gravy fries day. Third, the dare demands that I don't give you the fries." *continues to eat the fries*

Howard: "Well, it was worth a try." *starts to walk away and turns suddenly to tackle Randy* "Give me those fries!"

Randy: *sidesteps and finishes the fries* "Too late."

SS56: "Well, that happened. I have a question for flute girl."

Hailey: "Just a sec." *leaves and returns with flute girl*

SS56: "Do you mean it when you call Randy and Howard idiots?"

Flute Girl: "Not really for Randy as much as Howard."

Howard: "Great, first I don't get gravy fries, and now I'm being straight up insulted."

Hailey: "We only have one other person with a dare. Please give a warm welcome, to a person with a name fitting the season of cold and ice… WinterSky14!"

WS14: "For some reason, I see Randy doing this but oh well... Pretend Randy has a cat that acts like a dog... Well I dare Randy to sing Cat's Meow from Barbie Princess and the Pauper along with saying the spoken parts!"

Randy: "Here goes nothing…."

Hailey: "Wait!" *brings out a cat that acts like a dog* "This should help you with your acting. Sing to the cat."

Cat: *attempts to bark*

Theresa: "Aww! He's so adorable!"

Randy: "What's Wrong Wofie, are ya sick

Something in your Throat?

Wait A Minute, are you trying to meow?

Ah Fella I can see it when you're feeling low

You can't hide that from me

You're no status quo calico

So why keep trying to be?

'Cause you're more than that

You're a doggish cat

I wish you could see the you I see

I say If you bark

Celebrate it

Make your mark

Serenade it

Noah's ark

Shoulda had a cat like you

And if What you are

Is a strange you

Doesn't mean

You should change you

Only means

You should change your point of view

Hey, feline

You fetch just fine

To thine ownself be true

Your bark wows

The cat's meow

It's how I know you're you

You don't need the bows

Or tiara

Bid your woes

Sayonara

Trust your nose

'Cause it knows the way to go

When you Chase your tail

You're enchanting

Spirits sail

When you're panting

When you wail

You're a rover, Romeo

There is not

One hair of you

That I would rearrange

I love you

The way you are

And that will never change

That will never change."

WS14: "It wasn't all I imagined it to be, but I got it out of my system."

Hailey: "That's all for.."

MoC: "What about me? You still haven't done my other dare!"

Hailey: "Hmm, we still have a little time… Okay Man of Cartoons, Howard will do your dare!"

Howard: "What is the dare?"

MoC: "You have to wrestle an alligator."

Howard: "That's extremely dangerous! Hailey, do I really have to do this? You were about to end this episode after all."

Hailey: "As it is dared, so shall it be!"

Howard: "I'll take that as a yes. Great." *follows someone to alligator*

Hailey: "Remember everyone! If you attempt this, you will most likely die if not properly trained. Wow, now I feel sorry for him."

Howard: *wrestles alligator and comes back dripping and unscathed somehow* "Happy?"

Hailey: "Very. Now we can end the episode for real. Thanks to everyone who sent in ideas! If We haven't used them yet, we'll get to it eventually! Next episode can be two to three parts for Valentine's Day!"