Duel vs. Kaiba
Yami: Welcome Back to MRA, this week Rick is dueling Kaiba, so I wish him luck, he is on stage right now in fact.
FBee: Yep, thanks Yami, I appreciate it, and so does Rick!
Moku: Okay, I've got the duel disk system online so the duel should start any second now.
Pablo: Let's get to our seats then so we can watch!
Seto and Rick: Let's duel!
Rick: I'll start us off with my Ally of Justice Garadholg! Next I place one card face-down and end my turn.
Seto: Fine, I draw, now I summon my Battle Ox to the field and attack your Garadholg.
Rick: Not so fast Kaiba, I activate my face-down trap card: DNA Transplant! I call Light attribute, and that means that Garadholg's ability activates, giving it 200 more attack points, and 100 more attack points than you Battle Ox.
Lifepoints: Rick- 4000, Seto- 3900
Seto: Crap. I place one card face down on the field and end my turn.
Rick: Yeah! My turn, now-
FBee: Rick, We have a problem.
Rick: What is it?
FBee: Phil left for LTP's studio.
Rick: *Face pales considerably* We gotta warn LTP. Phil was supposed to leave next week Tuesday.
Pablo: I know, he thought that he should go get Bakura earlier.
Yami: This isn't going to end well.
Rick: Not if we don't catch up to him. Everyone, here's my back-up episode, you all remember how I saved Thor, well here's what happened. Everyone get on Pablo!
Rick: Okay, I've got it rolling.
Pablo: Why are you recording this?
Rick: For insurance reasons. I might need to leave in the middle of an episode someday, so I can just use this as the episode.
Pablo: Okay... If you say so.
Rick: Okay Pablo, LET'S GIVE 'EM HE- *Notices that instead of the robot dimension, they actually are in LTP's studio, notices they just finished recording and see's LTP uploading the chapter* Hey, Reala, we're looking for the seventh dimension, Pablo's cousin was kidnapped by mini robots with deat beams we took the wrong door, could you give us directions?
Reala: Ride straight it's the fifth door on your right.
Rick: Thanks Reala, I'll get you a mini robot dimension souvenir! *Rides away* Okay, so you remember the plan right?
Pablo: You came up with it; how could I forget.
Rick: Okay, but for the audience that will hopefully watch this, let's just tell them: first we go in and I hit them with my powers from multiple dimensions, mainly the ones from Wakfu, and you use your horns to impale the robots, simple and easy.
Pablo: Wait, aren't both of your characters in Wakfu fairly low level?
Rick: They're mini robots, how hard could it be?
*Time shift*
Rick: Oh god, they're annihilating us! *Shows several drones destroying the Astrub Knight* Retreat!
*Time shift*
Rick: Okay, that could've gone better.
Pablo: I don't think it could have gone any worse. *Shows Pablo is now black with soot* I'm just lucky you decided to use that souvenir from the Dinosaur King universe.
Rick: Yeah... New plan, I go in and cause a distraction while you get in there and free your cousin.
Pablo: Really? You're going to have the giant dinosaur try to sneak around while you cause a distraction?
Rick: Hmm... good point. Okay, New NEW plan: I grab an EMP, we disable all the robots and then free your cousin.
Pablo: One problem with that plan.
Rick: What?
Pablo: The robots don't run on electricity.
Rick: Well what do they run on?
Pablo: Dinosaur meat.
Rick: Oh...
Pablo: Any other ideas "genius"?
Rick: Oh, if you're so smart, why don't you come up with a plan.
Pablo: Sure.
*Time Shift*
Rick: Don't you think Sun is going to be mad that we're kidnapping at least half of her feral raptors?
Pablo: *Carrying a net full of raptors* Nah.
Rick: Also, can the mini robots understand English?
Pablo: No, but they can understand Saurinese.
*Bakura silently sneaks by them as they're talking then darts away*
Rick: Did you feel a slight chill all of a sudden?
Pablo: Nope, you're just crazy.
Rick: Was there ever any doubt?
Pablo: *Appears to think for a while* Well... No.
*Time Shift*
Rick: Oh god, the raptors.
Pablo: I'm sickened, but I can't seem to tear my eyes away from this carnage.
*Camera shows the raptors ripping apart the mini robots*
Mini Robot: Oh God, NOO!
Rick: Let's get Thor, round up all these raptors, return them to Sun, then go home.
Pablo: What about Reala's souvenir?
Rick: *Picks up a death beam* Let's see, does this one work? *Pulls trigger and accidentally zaps a raptor*
Pablo: Let's hope Sun doesn't do a head-count.
Thor: Hey guys, maybe we should get the raptors now.
Rick: Yeah... *Pulls out a whistle in the shape of a raptor and blows into it, all the raptors clutch their heads in pain and get put back in the net* Ugh. I hate having to use my breath for so long. Let's go.
*Rick rides Pablo away and Thor sees Yami Bakura talking to a tall clown next to a door marked NIR, then shrugs and follows Pablo; Time Shift*
Rick: Okay, just let the raptors out here. Annnnd done, let's scram before Sun gets back.
*Time Skip*
Thor: So, how did you guys know that those raptors were going to annihilate the robots?
Rick: We didn't.
Pablo: The plan was to exchange the Raptors for you, that way they would eat the raptors instead of you.
Thor: Oh...
Rick: But I'm glad it worked out the way it did, now Sun will never suspect a thing... *Shows a note at the Raptor pasture that says "Dear Sun, sorry for taking half your raptors, we needed them for food for robots to save Pablo's cousin, whatever you do, no headcounts."*
*Shows Thor alone in the studio, but has a phone*
Thor: Uh-huh, yep, it just finished, yep I hope you guys catch Phil soon, what? You're saying that somehow you guys traversed space time again and ended up at LTP's studio on Wednesday? Wow, just... wow. Okay, see you soon Rick. Publish it on Thursday, which is today? Why? Oh. That makes sense. Okay, see you on Wednesday. Bye. *Gets off the phone* Well, I hope you guys enjoyed the show, and on behalf of Rick, have a good day.