Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series Drabbles
Rick: Okay everyone, it's time for the Abridged Drabbles, today we're introducing ten new participants, and here they are: Abridged Rex Raptor.
A-Rex: Hey, like, what's up.
Rick: Abridged Weevil Underwood.
A-Weevil: Heh heh, like, hey.
Rick: Abridged Mako Tsunami.
A-Mako: Hello everyone, the ocean says hello too!
Rick: Abridged Espa Roba.
A-Espa: This show doesn't deserve a spot in my time-table, but it might make a good coaster for my drink.
Rick: Melvin.
Melvin: Hello Susan.
Rick: Normal Yugi.
Yugi: Hi.
Rick: Abridged Tristan.
A-Tris: My voice gives me super strength.
Rick: Abridged Tea.
A-Tea: Friendship is amazing.
Rick: Abridged Joey.
A-Joey: Nyeh?
Rick: And finally Abridged Odion.
A-Odion: Hello gummy-bears.
Baku: Is that it?
FBee: I think so, I mean, we might have more people come in as a kind of visit thing, but these are the ones that are staying.
Baku: Well at least he didn't-
Rick: Oh, I didn't see the eleventh person, sorry, Abridged Marik Ishtar.
A-Mar: IGNORE ME!
Baku: Oh dear god no.
Rick: Yep, now FanBeemon, do the disclaimer.
FBee: Got it, Ricku28 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Digimon, he also does not own Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, that is owned by LittleKuriboh.
Scene opens on the ship for Duelist Kingdom...
A-Weevil: Heh, heh. Hey, like, let me see your cards or something.
Yugi: Well, you're obviously evil, but I see no reason not to trust you.
A-Weevil: Heh heh, like, say goodbye to Exodia or something, heh heh.
A-Joey: Don't worry, I'll save them Yug, *Dives into ocean* Must, risk, life, for cards...
A-Tristan: Don't worry, we'll save you. *Pulls Joey up*
A-Joey: Thanks guys, sorry I wasn't able to save your cards Yug.
A-Tristan: If it's any consolation, at least the sun will rise in a few hours.
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A-Joey: A-chew.
Yugi: Sorry Joey, if Weevil hadn't been so evil, you wouldn't have that cold.
A-Joey: Actually, if you weren't such a naive gullible fool, I wouldn't have caught that cold.
Yugi: No, I'm pretty sure it was Weevil's fault.
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A-Joey: Wait, you're using perfume!
Mai: How could an amateur like you see through my Aroma Strategy?
A-Joey: It's a good thing I don't still have that cold from a few episodes ago, or else I would never have been able to notice that.
Yami: Good job Joey, just remember, you're nothing without me; NOTHING!
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Yami: Hmm, any of the monster's in my deck could be a formidable ally, oh, except for Kuriboh, imagine if I said I wanted to chose Kuriboh as my deck master? Oh crap in the Nile I just chose Kuriboh, didn't I.
Kuriboh: Do da La la la la la lalalalalalala.
Yami: Wow, that's an annoying Kuriboh.
*Time Skip*
Yami: I summon the Agnostic Celtic Guardian
Celtic Guardian: I don't know what I believe in.
Gansley: It's no good Yugi, with my Deck Master, the Deep-Sea Warrior, I can reflect your attacks back at you!
Yami: Oh yeah, well with my Kuriboh, I can, um, *Turns to Kuriboh* What exactly is it that you do?
Kuriboh: La la, la la la la lalala.
Yami: Oh yeah, that's right, being cute. Honestly, I might as well have chosen Yugi as my deck master.
Yugi: Hey!
Yami: What? I said you're cute.
Yugi: You're face is cute.
Yami: Yep.
*Time Skip*
Gansley: You've lost Yugi, you're little Kuriboh may have been fun for awhile, but now he's worn out his welcome.
Yami: This 'Little Kuriboh' has more power than the whole of team 4Kids combined, and I'll prove it. Go Kuriboh, activate super-chibi-kawaii-desu-moe-mode!
Kuriboh: (Turns rainbow colored) Do da La la la la la lalalala lalala.
Yami: And now I activate Robot Unicorn Attack! Go mighty Unicorn! Cross the rainbow bridge and attack his Life Points directly!
Gansley: Noooo! It's a full rainbow! Oh My God! It's a-it's a double rainbow! All the way! So intense! Ahhhhh!
Yami: What a digital dummy.
Kuriboh: La la la la.
Yami: What's that Kuriboh? Tea's been kidnapped?
Kuriboh: La la la la la la la la la la.
Yami:By Internet Trolls?
Kuriboh: La!
Yami: And Little Timmy got stuck down the well?
Kuriboh: Do da la la!
Yami: We had best go rescue them then.
Kuriboh: La la la la la la la la la la!
Yami: *deadpans* No. No, I don't love you.
Kuriboh: *Crestfallen* La...
Rick: and there we go.
Kuriboh: Thank god, just saying la, do da la, and do da la la la la la gets really boring after awhile.
Rick: Thanks James, I owe ya one.
James (the Kuriboh): Yeah. Yeah, you do.
Baku: Thank god I wasn't in any of those.
A-Mar: IGNORE ME!
Rick: FanBeemon, gag him.
FBee: Yes sir.
Rick: If you guys like the abridged series, please review! By the way, just letting you know that the more reviews I get, the more motivated I am to write, so review if you like to read this fic.