Hailey: "Hey everyone! because of the recent lack of dares in the Valentine's Day this episode will be a Musical!"
McFist: "Do we really have to do this?"
Hailey: "Yes. Besides it's not like you'll have to sing much. What will happen is that we'll get multiple musical dares from people and complete as many as possible in this episode. Are you ready?"
Randy: "Ready." *pulls out keytar*
Hailey: "Ready." *pulls out electric guitar*
Howard: "Ready as I'll ever be." *pulls out drums*
Bucky: "Ready." *pulls out triangle*
Rest of cast: "Ready as we'll ever be."
Hailey: "Good. Darers go!"
Kiaracat: "Bucky and Flute girl have to go on a musical date or sing 'Can you feel the love tonight?' with Randy and Howard as Timone and Pumba."
Yukia: "Randy, Theresa, Viceroy, and Julian have to sing 'The music in you' by the ponytones."
ForeverNinja: "I dare randy and Howard to sing 'Holy Grail' by Jay-Z ft Justin Timberlake."
IN202: "I dare Viceroy and McFist to sing the Whoopie world themesong."
Anon G: "I dare Flute girl to sing either 'Womanizer' or 'Trouble' to Stephens."
Guest: "I dare Howard to serenade Debbie by singing "Lonely September' by the Plain White T's."
Stella: "I dare Theresa to song 'White Walls' by Macklemore with me."
Hailey: "Sorry no, do you have anything else?"
Guest: "I dare Randy to sing a My Little Pony song."
Stella: "Okay, then she has to sing and dance to 'Let it go' with me and Hylia."
Hailey: "Isn't Hylia your friend who can't speak because of some curse or something?"
Stella: "Yes, but she can sing and control snow."
Hailey: "Okay then. That fits."
Guest: "Last, but not least, I dare McFist and Bash to sing "Wish You Were here' while wearing pink unitards."
Hailey: "That last one can't be done for the excessive use of a swear word in the song."
Guest: "Fine. What about the others?"
Hailey: "Before we start singing I'm going to check the songs." *searches song lyrics* "KiaraCat is fine and so is Yukia. Sorry, foreverNinja, I can't do yours. IceNinja202 is fine. Either of Anon G's songs will work and Stella's second choice is fine. The guests songs are okay. Okay now we can start."
Anon G: "I change my dare to include both songs then."
Hailey: "That's fine. Yukia's song will go first. Theresa will be the Soprano, Randy will be the Alto, Julian will be the Tenor, and Viceroy will be bass."
Sorcerer: "So Theresa will be Rarity and Viceroy will be Mac. Interesting."
Hailey: "How did you know that? Your MLP dare ended a long time ago."
Sorcerer: "So, I decided to keep watching them as something to do. So what?"
Hailey: "Heidi you owe me twenty-five bucks. Sorcerer, I'm going to have Dorothy send you a gift." *sends Dorothy to the sorcerer with a plushy Rainbow dash*
Heidi: "How?" *sighs and hands over the money*
Hailey: "Thanks."
Sorcerer: "Thanks for the Rainbow Dash!"
Hailey: "Now, let's do the dares!"
Viceroy, Julian, Theresa, and Randy: " [doo-wop-style scatting]
[harmonizing]
Trot outside and you see the sunshine
Something's in the air today
Sky is clear and you're feelin' so fine
Everything's gonna be a-okay
If you listen carefully
On every corner there's a rhythm playing
Then it happens suddenly
The music takes you over and you'll
Find you've got the music
Got the music in you
Find you've got the music
Got the music in you
Oh, o-o-oh
Everypony's sayin' you should learn to express your voice
But if talk doesn't seem like it's the answer
Luckily you have a choice
When you find you've got the music
Got the music in you
Find you've got the music
Got the music in you
Got the music, got the music in you!"
Hailey: "Great! Flute Girl, you will sing the first one to him now and the get a song or two as a break before you sing the other one, okay?"
Flute girl: "Okay. Superstar
Where you from, hows it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what you're doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Faking like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer, Woman, Womanizer
You're a Womanizer, oh Womanizer oh
You're a Womanizer, baby
You you you are, You you you are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer)
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
You got me goin'
You're oh so charmin'
But I can do it
Womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
You say I'm crazy
I got your crazy
You're nothin' but a
Womanizer
Daddy-O
You got the swagger of champion
Too bad for you
You just cant find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who you are
That's just who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me, you're a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Womanizer, Woman, Womanizer
You're a Womanizer, oh Womanizer oh
You're a Womanizer, baby
You you you are, You you you are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
(Womanizer)
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
You got me goin'
You're oh so charmin'
But I can do it
You Womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
You say I'm crazy
I got your crazy
You're nothin' but a
Womanizer
Maybe if we both lived in a different world
(Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be your girl, but I can't cause we don't
Womanizer, Woman, Womanizer
You're a Womanizer, oh Womanizer oh
You're a Womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
(Womanizer)
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
You got me goin'
You're oh so charmin'
But I can do it
Womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
You say I'm crazy
I got your crazy
You're nothin' but a
Womanizer
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are
Womanizer, Woman, Womanizer
You're a Womanizer
Oh Womanizer oh
You're a Womanizer, baby"
Stephens: *looks shocked*
Hailey: "Take a break Flute girl. Randy is up next with the MLP song that I chose randomly, "I've got to find a way."
Randy: "I have to find a way
To make this all okay
I can't believe this small mistake
Could've caused so much heartache
Oh why, oh why?
Losing promise
I don't know what to do
Seeking answers
I fear I won't get through to you
Oh why, oh why?"
Hailey: "Well that was something. Viceroy and McFist, you sing the whoopee world theme next.
Viceroy and McFist: "Whoop, Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop, Whoopie
Whoop, Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop, Whoopie"
Flute Girl: "Once upon a time a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, you got me alone
You found me, you found me, you found me
I guess you didn't care, and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard you took a step back
Without me, without me, without me
And he's long gone when he's next to me
And I realize the blame is on me
'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
No apologies. He'll never see you cry,
Pretends he doesn't know that he's the reason why.
You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning.
Now I heard you moved on from whispers on the street
A new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be
And now I see, now I see, now I see
He was long gone when he met me
And I realize the joke is on me, yeah!
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
And the saddest fear comes creeping in
That you never loved me or her, or anyone, or anything, yeah
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in (you were right there, you were right there)
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Trouble, trouble, trouble
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Trouble, trouble, trouble"
Hailey: "Now, Flute Girl, you either go on a musical date with Bucky or sing a part in the song 'Can you feel the love tonight'."
Flute girl: "I'd rather do the date and get it over with."
Hailey: "Your choice." *pushes Bucky and flute girl out to their date* "Howard you're up."
Howard: "This still doesn't mean anything."
Debbie: "Exactly."
Howard: "I'm sittin' here all by myself
Just tryin' to think of something to do
Tryin' to think of something, anything
Just to keep me from thinking of you
But you know it's not working out
'cause you're all that's on my mind
One thought of you is all it takes
To leave the rest of the world behind
Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back, but I know you did
I'm sittin' here tryin' to convince myself
That you're not the one for me
But the more I think, the less I believe it
And the more I want you here with me
You know the holidays are coming up
I don't want to spend them alone
Memories of Christmas time with you
Will just kill me if I'm on my own
Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back
I know it's not the smartest thing to do
We just can't seem to get it right
But what I wouldn't give to have one more chance tonight
One more chance tonight
I'm sittin' here tryin' to entertain myself with this old guitar
But with all my inspiration gone it's not getting me very far
I look around my room and everything I see reminds me of you
Oh please, baby won't you take my hand
We've got nothing left to prove
Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back, but I know you did
And I didn't mean to meet you then
We were just kids
And I didn't mean to give you chills
The way that I kiss
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back but I know you did
Don't say you didn't love me back 'cause you know you did
No, you didn't mean to love me back
But you did"
Hailey: "Good Job. Here's the last one… I think."
Theresa, Stella, and Hylia: "The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the Queen.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care
What they're going to say
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free
Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on
My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back,
The past is in the past
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand
In the light of day
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway"
Hailey: "That is my favorite song!"
Anon G: "I have one more dare. Since the sorcerer had no part in this really, and he likes MLP, I dare him and Randy to sing a version of 'This day aria' with Theresa in place of the 'bride'."
Hailey: "Great idea."
Randy and Sorcerer: "(sorcerer)This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everybody will gather 'round
Say she looks lovely in her gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!
(Randy)This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
I'm once again combating stank
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all…
(Sorcerer)I could care less about her dress
I won't partake in any cake
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
The truth is I don't care for her at all
No I do not love the bride
For my heart is dead inside
But I still want her to be all mine
(randy)We must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose her
To one who wants to use her
Not care for, love, and cherish her each day
For I oh so love the bride
She fills me with so much pride
Oh, my Theresa, I'll be there by your side
(Sorcerer)Finally the moment will be soon
For me to be one lucky groom
(Randy) Oh, the wedding we won't make
She'll end up marrying a fake
Theresa will be…
(Sorcerer) …mine, all mine. [evil laugh]"
Theresa: *shivers from evil laugh*
Hailey: "I'm certain that he'd do that if it was a way to get him out of his prison."
Sorcerer: "True, but that's the only reason I would."
Hailey: "Well that's this episode! Next time we'll introduce our new co-producer! See you later!"