Truth Or Dare

by rachealninja10

It's here for those who want to read it, but It's been discontinued.

27. Chapter 27

Hailey: "It seems that I missed a song in the last episode! Sorcerer, you have been dared to sing 'Are you in or are you out'."

Sorcerer: "Do I really have to?"

Hailey: "Yes. Really, what else do you have right now anyway? MLP doesn't air a new episode until Saturday."

Minion: "She has a point."

Sorcerer: "I remember a time

When crime was sublime

There was plenty of loot in the lair

I'd plunder and pillage

And ransack a village

With nary a worry or care

Then along came this king (or ninja)

With his soft-hearted dream

But he ratted us out in the end,

So rally the troops

We were meant to regroup

And return to our roots once again!

Are you in or out?

Gotta know without a doubt

I'm the one you need for a dirty deed

I'm the best, success is guaranteed

Are you men or mice?

Take a slice of my advice

You want a fearless leader, one that's strong and stout?

Better vote for me

Are you in or out?

We used to be smart, yes,

Horrendously heartless

In ravaging raids we were rough

We knew what we had

To be blissfully bad

Then Cassim brought this sensitive stuff

And I strayed from the path

Of our rigorous wrath

Now we're taking a bath in the dust

But we'll reclaim our winnings

Our humble beginnings,

In turmoil and torture we trust

Are you in or out?

Double-crossers or devout?

Put your faith in me

Pretty soon you'll see

I'm the prince of generosity

Are you foe or friend?

Here's the path I recommend

You want a ride to fame?

I've got the fastest route

What's it gonna be?

Are you in or out?

We'll go robbing in all the right places,

From Agrabah dunes to Paris

Imagine the fear on their faces

When we drop by for cookies and tea

Are you in or out?

If you're with me, give a shout

I'll lead you all the way

Into the glory days

We'll begin a life of crime that pays

Are you out or in?

Make your choice now, sink or swim

You can stick with me, or stay behind and pout

What's it gonna be?

Consider carefully

Are you in or out?"

Hailey: "Wow. I didn't know you could sing!"

Sorcerer: "I needed something to do while I'm down here. I occasionally sing the old songs that I once fully knew."

Hailey: "Okay, now I'd like to introduce our new co-producer. Please welcome Nightmare Kohona!"

NK: *runs out, hugs Julian, and waves to the crowd* "Hey everyone! Hi family, I'm on TV!"

Julian fangirls: "Boooooooo" "He's mine! Not yours or that 'Kay's" *throws a small tomato*

Rest of audience: *applause*

Racheal: "Security, please escort the rioting Julian Fangirls off the premises. Thank you."

Security: *does Racheal's bidding*

Racheal: "That's right! This person is going to help me run this show! NK, would you like to say something to our cast, crew, and audience?"

NK: "I'm so excited to be working with you. It was a real surprise to me when Racheal asked for my help. I love the episodes, and I love you all!"

Audience: *Cheers*

Hailey: "Julian, we have a shout-out to you from our next guest. Yukia, you can come in here now!"

Yukia: "I dare Julian to spend the rest of the episode without his hat."

IN202: "That's my dare!"

Hailey: "Actually you both dared the same thing. Sooo he has to do it or else two people will be on his back."

IN202: "Fine. I have a question for Flute Girl."

Julian: *takes off his hat*

FG: "What is it?"

IN202: "What is your real name?"

FG: "Anastasia, Ana for short."

Bucky: "That's a beautiful name."

Ana: "Thanks. If people ever paid attention to me they'd know it!"

Felipe: "My turn! I dare Viceroy to make a punching machine that will punch McFist in the guts while he is dressed like a lady. Heidi has to send it to the televisions in Times Square Plaza. Also, I dare the Sorcerer to hug Hailey while she visits him via teleporter."

Hailey: "You seem very violent. Still, I guess that making a handheld teleporter earlier wasn't such a bad idea. I'll do my part later this episode. Viceroy get to work."

Viceroy: *goes backstage into a pre-set lab*

McFist: *leaves and comes back in a dress*

Heidi: *sets up camera for later*

Hailey: "While he's working on that we have another dare."

Yukia: "Howard has to have his makeup done by his sister and a video of her doing it will be made."

Heidi: "Yes!"

Howard: "I don't wear makeup."

Heidi: "A little concealer over your entire face wouldn't hurt."

Bucky: "Ooo Burn!"

Hailey: *pushes bucky off the stage into his small fangirl pit* "Just do the dare Howard."

Howard: "Fine." *goes offstage with Heidi so that he isn't as embarrassed*

Hailey: "Who's next?"

Shac89: "I dare Randy to fight against Sasuke Uchiha."

Hailey: "Randy I'm sending you to the fireproof facility that we sent Mr. Green to a while back."

Randy: "Okay." *goes to facility and puts on ninja mask* "Where is this shoob?"

Sasuke: "Right here loser."

Hailey: "Wow that new screen I installed has better quality than the Sorcerer's."

Sasuke fans in the audience and the Sorcerer: "Go Sasuke!"

NK:"I don't see what the big deal is about him."

Julian: "I know right."

Hailey: "Neither do I."

Sasuke: *does some hand signs* "Fire style. Fireball Jutsu!"

Randy: "Ninja Tengu Fireball!" *shoots fireball at Sasuke but gets owned by Sasuke's fireball*

Sasuke: "And you call yourself a ninja. That was boring." *leaves*

Randy: "What the Juice just happened?"

Hailey: "Ummm. Well! on to our next dare!"

Viceroy: *comes out with a big red button* "Hannibal push this."

McFist: "But, it will make that machine that you just built appear. No way am I going to push it."

Viceroy: "I dare you to. So, by the rules of the show you have to."

Howard: *comes onstage wearing light purple makeup* "What did we miss?"

Heidi: *follows Howard onstage*

McFist: "Fine." *pushes button, a machine comes up from the floor of the stage, and starts hitting him in the gut*

Hailey: "I guess this means that I have to do my dare now." *teleports to Sorcerer's lair*

Sorcerer: "So I have to hug you?"

Hailey: "Yep. Let's just get this over with." *puts teleporter in pocket*

Sorcerer: *hugs Hailey and knocks the teleporter into the abyss below* "Mwahahahaha!"

Hailey: *stops the hug* "What are you so happy about." *feels for teleporter only to find it missing*

Sorcerer: "Now that I have a hostage the ninja will have to free me!" *laughs evilly some more* "McFist, you're fired."

McFist: "Ow! Viceroy- ow- You're fired-ow."

Hailey: "Viceroy, the plans for the teleporter are on the- mlphfphl"

Sorcerer: *has hand over Hailey's mouth* "I can't just let you tell someone how to make the thing that could be used to save you. It wouldn't be fair."

Hailey: "lmfl iskt filr."

Racheal and NK: *run onstage*

Racheal: "What happened? Where is Hailey?"

Hailey: "mmm rugtph hrbt!"

NK: "How did Hailey get captured by the Sorcerer?"

Felipe: *sneaks away*

Debbie: "One of the guests dared Hailey to teleport to the Sorcerer's lair so that he would hug her. After the dare was complete he made the teleporter drop down into the mist surrounding him and put a hand over her mouth so that she couldn't tell us how to make another one."

Randy: "I have to save her!"

Racheal: "You can't. The only way to get down there besides the teleportation device that Hailey has been letting our workers use and has now lost would be for you to open the place where he is sealed. That's what he wants you to do. He'd be free."

NK: "So what do we do?"

Racheal: "We take our time and figure out a plan."

NK: "Didn't the Sorcerer get dared a while back not to do this sort of thing?"

Sorcerer: "I was dared not to use my powers during the show. I was never dared not to do anything that would cause chaos. I must say though, your little host here smells of fear. It's quite refreshing."

Hailey: "Hh smls oj rarhts."

NK: "I'm sorry audience we'll have to end the show right here for now. We'll be back as soon as we can figure out how to get Hailey out of there."

Behind the scenes

NK: "Do you have any ideas?"

Racheal: "I do, but it's risky."

NK: "What is it?"

Racheal: "I have another character I could contact to get her out, but…"

NK: "But what?"

Racheal: "The show is over now so the Sorcerer may have stanked Hailey or realized that he could have gotten out with the teleporter."

NK: "So? We'll bring her back and destroy what she holds most dear."

Racheal: "To get her Hannah would have to use her Teleportational device. It's stronger than Hailey's and can travel between dimensions. If something goes wrong and the Sorcerer get's his hands on it, it's game over."

NK: "Oh."

(Hailey muffled translations. "lmfl iskt filr."= Life isn't Fair. "mmm rugtph hrbt!"=I'm Right Here! "Hh smls oj rarhts."= He smells of Rats.)