Racheal: "Hey everyone and welcome back! I have to talk to Viceroy for a minute. Until Hailey gets back Heidi will be the host."

Heidi: "Yes!"

Hailey: *pulls the Sorcerer's hand down* "Don't let her be the host!"

Racheal: "She has had the most experience." *drags Viceroy backstage*

NK: "Don't worry, I'll be here to keep her in line."

Sorcerer: *slaps Hailey and covers her mouth again*

Behind the Scenes Intermission

Viceroy: "What do you want?"

Racheal: "Hailey told me that the security footage showed you making a time machine. Would you do it again?"

Viceroy: "What would i get in return?"

Racheal: "I promise that as soon as we get Hailey back I'll personally dare for you and your girlfriend to go on a five episode vacation all expenses paid."

Viceroy: "Fine, but no one can interrupt me. It is a delicate process."

Racheal: "Okay, whatever. Just please get to work."

Viceroy: "Good." *gets to work*

Onstage

Heidi: "Okay our first guest for the episode is from Felipe, but first this person has something to say to Hailey."

Felipe: "I promise Hailey, I didn't know this would happen. I didn't send you in there to get caught."

Racheal: "YOU were the guest who dared her to hug the Juicen Sorcerer?!"

Felipe: "Like I said, I had no idea this would happen. I'm sorry."

NK: "It's okay. If he wasn't muffling her, Hailey would probably tell you that you're forgiven."

Felipe: "Thanks? Anyways, Heidi has to wear a bracelet that shocks her every time she gets Randy's name wrong for this episode."

Heidi: *puts on bracelet* "It's not like I'll get Andy's –ow! Never mind. Next we have Alexis."

NK: "This is not the Alexis that knows Snowflake, it's someone else."

Alexis: "Right. I dare Randy to ask Theresa to be his girlfriend, and I want the sorcerer to answer on a scale of 1-10, how much he loves the sorceress."

Randy: "Theresa, will you be my girlfriend?"

Theresa: *squeal* "Oh My Juice. Yes!"

Sorcerer: "I'd say that the Sorceress is a 12 out of 10."

Alexis: "Okay, now the Sorcerer has to say something nice to everyone, especially Randy. Also, McFist, how did you lose your arm?"

McFist: "I lost it because I grabbed one of the original Mcsquigles from a fast belt and my arm got dragged into the machinery. I usually tell people that it was accidentally cut off by the ninja a while back, but that was before I stopped being an enemy of the ninja."

Randy: "Since when are you not my enemy?"

McFist: "Since the Sorcerer fired me. I was only doing it to get a power of my choice."

Sorcerer: "Well, you almost had him sometimes."

McFist: "I guess."

Sorcerer: "That was one. Ninja you have-" *mumbles* "done a good job at keeping me in here."

Randy: "Yeah I have."

Anon G: "Sorry to interrupt, but I need to know something. Randy, what is your real hair color? Someone-probably Hailey or Racheal- posted video footage from a time where your hair grew crazily around your face and it was purple."

Randy: "It was the art of Disguise. I'm pretty sure that the mustache and beard would have been any color I wanted it to be. My real hair color is black."

Sorcerer: "Continuing. That Theresa girl can twirl her batons pretty well."

Theresa: "Thanks…. I think."

Sorcerer: "I've seen some of Heidi's shows. It works."

Heidi: "You know it!"

Sorcerer: "Still, I think Hals here is just a bit better at hosting than you."

Heidi: "What?!"

Sorcerer: "You're a little too- what's the word?- peppy and sweet for my tastes. While this one doesn't always care if she seems a bit cruel."

Hailey: *bites the sorcerer's hand*

Sorcerer: "Ow!" *moves hand away*

Hailey: *spits to the side* "Well, I'm never doing that again. Also, don't call me Hals. So, when is someone coming to get me?"

Racheal: "We're working on it."

Sorcerer: "Oh! I must thank you miss main producer." *puts hand down*

Racheal: "For what?"

Sorcerer: "If you had never started the show, I would have never gotten the opportunity to discover MLP!"

Racheal: "Well then."

Sorcerer: "Of course NK is doing a good job also. I like the first part of her name. Nightmare."

NK: "Thanks!"

Sorcerer: "Viceroy is a good inventor."

Viceroy: *walks in* "Finally someone appreciates my talent." *walks out*

Sorcerer: "Julian's hat suits him well."

Julian: "I made it myself." *giggles*

Sorcerer: "Howard is good with his drums even if his name is a girl's."

Howard: "I know that was true eight-hundred years ago, but it is masculine now."

Heidi: "How would you know what names were assigned to what genders eight-hundred years ago? You hate history."

Howard: "I must have heard it somewhere."

Randy: "Yeah, somewhere…"

Sorcerer: "Driscol is not crazy. Her husband's bowtie is cool."

Jerry: *via driscol* "Bowties are cool."

Driscol: "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Hailey: "When did you meet the doctor?"

Driscol: "I haven't. I heard snowflake say it before she left last time."

Sorcerer: "Bucky does well with his 'zings' and Ana has a nice name."

FG (Ana): "Thank you."

Sorcerer: "Coach Greene is good at causing chaos with his flamethrower. Also, Mr. Slimovitz has a nice car."

IN202: "Heidi, why do you act like you have no idea who Randy is, despite the fact you've known him your whole life?

Heidi: "I explained that earlier. Besides, you can't expect me to know him as well as my brother does. We aren't even in the same grade."

IN202: "I have a surprise for the Sorcerer when Hailey gets back."

Hailey: "Since I can talk now, I'm going to host from here if our producers will let me."

Racheal: "Sure. How do you know that he'll let you keep talking?"

Hailey: "I figure if I don't say anything about how you guys can get me out of here, he'll let me talk."

Sorcerer: "True."

Heidi: "Then what do I do now?"

Hailey: "You go back to your seat and be a cast member. Anyway our next guest is Neon Animals 000."

NA000: "I dare Randy in his ninja suit and Howard to do the cinnamon challenge!"

Randy: "How would I do the cinnamon challenge while wearing a ninja mask? It covers most of my face."

NA000: "You just pull it down."

Howard: "Strangely I've always wanted to try this."

Hailey: "Well here's your chance."

Dorothy: *gives each of them a spoonful of cinnamon*

Howard: *Shoves entire spoonful into his mouth and starts coughing immediately*

Randy: "Is that a normal reaction?"

Hailey: "You really haven't seen any videos of it? Dorothy, put some on!"

Dorothy: *sets up and plays various videos of people doing the cinnamon challenge ending with Heidi*

Heidi: "Absolutely no one has won the challenge of eating the entire spoonful of cinnamon."

Randy: *shrugs, pulls down mask, puts cinnamon in mouth, and starts coughing* "That's shnasty!"