Hailey: "I'm back! Welcome to the show everyone! We have quite a few things to do this episode, but first a dare from IceNinja202!"
IN202: "Sorcerer, I dare you NOT to do anything that would cause chaos!"
Sorcerer: "Why you…"
Hailey: "Now, now, Sorcie, you have to abide by the rules of the show."
Randy: "Sorcie?" *laughs*
Hailey: "I'm only going to use that when he seems like he's going to do something chaotic."
Heidi: "Now on to the other dares."
Hailey: "You aren't the host anymore."
Heidi: "Still, we need to get moving."
Shelly Marsh: "I dare Theresa to dress in a purple version of Cinderella's dress and shoes -make sure the shoes don't hurt her- and Randy to wear a black tux. I want them to dance to the song Kiss the girl and at the end of the song everyone chants kiss the girl and Randy kisses Theresa."
Kay: "That works with my dare of them having to slow dance to any romantic song and kiss at the end."
Theresa and Randy: *leave and come back in costume*
NK: *starts the music*
Randy: "May I have this dance?" *bows slightly and offers hand*
Theresa: "Why yes, you may." *takes hand and giggles*
Randy and Theresa: *dance to the song*
Audience and other cast members: "Kiss the girl. Kiss the girl. Kiss the girl."
Randy: *kisses Theresa*
Audience and other cast members: "Whooo."/ "Awww."/ *whistles*
IN202: "I dare Howard and Debbie to hug each other for two minutes without poking, pinching, hitting, or kicking the other."
Howard: "Okay."
Debbie: "I resent the fact that you are insinuating that I would poke, pinch, hit, or kick someone without good reason."
Hailey: "Well, it is Howard we're talking about."
Howard: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Hailey: "Nothing."
Howard and Debbie: *hug for 2 minutes*
Anon G: "Hi! I just have a quick dare. I dare everyone who is onstage, including the other guests, to let me hug them!"
Hailey: "Okay…."
IN202: "Aren't you the person who dared Flute Girl to sing Womanizer? I love that song!"
Anon G: "Yes, I just could see her doing that." *hugs IN202 and then Hailey*
Kay: "I don't know about this."
Anon G: "It's just a hug." *hugs Kay and moves on to everyone else* "Bye!" *leaves*
Hailey: "Well that was unexpected. That person isn't usually this hyper."
IN202: "Anyway, for all of the teenagers; What school(s) did you go to before Norrisville High, and what were they like?"
Randy: "Norrisville elementary. And Norrisville jr. high. Everyone else did to but a few people didn't. It was so bruce considering the ninja popped up every once in a awhile."
Julian: "I was home schooled until jr. High. Mom said I wouldn't be 'stable' enough to go to school until my dad said 'let him go to jr. High. What's the worst he could do?'"
Theresa: "The only reason that he wanted to be in public school was because I was enrolled earlier into Norrisville Elementary."
Debbie: "I was in Mexico. It was awesome! I got to hang out with Mexican Death Bears all the time! My parents didn't really like it so we moved to Norrisville when I was in 8th grade. I found out that Norrisville has Mexican death bears too! My mom and dad didn't have enough money to move again so we stayed. They got jobs and I got a large group of friends."
IN202: "Just one more. I dare Randy to hug every girl -yes, this includes the guests- on set except Theresa, and I dare Theresa to watch as he does it." *evil laugh*
Hailey: "Security, we need Theresa to be held back again!"
Security: *holds back Theresa, but makes her watch Randy*
Randy: *hugs every girl on set except Theresa*
RANDY IS SO AWESOME4770: "Hey! Aren't you forgetting a special some one?"
Hailey: "Oh, oops! Well, since you're here do the dare."
RISA4770: "My dare is that Randy has a choice to go on a date with me or he has me to sing 'Like You Do'."
Randy: *looks at Theresa who is still being held back by security*
Theresa: *glares*
Randy: "I'm going to have to say the second one."
RISA4770: "Boy, you know it's bad when you do that but you don't care
Holdin' out exactly what I want but you won't share
And I've never had a taste before but now you've got me wantin' more
You're playin' it cool, I know what you do
I feel like a fool but I would be feelin' it anyway
'Cause nobody loves me
You're messin' around, I figured you out
You're takin' me down, but I would be feelin' it anyway
'Cause nobody loves me like you do, like you do
And boy, you know it's wrong when you do that but you go there
You could lead me on or hang me out but don't you dare
And I've never had a taste before but now you got me wantin' more
You're playin' it cool, I know what you do
I feel like a fool, but I would be feelin' it anyway
'Cause nobody loves me
You're messin' around, I figured you out
You're takin' me down, but I would be feelin' it anyway
'Cause nobody loves me like you do, like you do
Like you do, like you do, like you do, oh yeah
And boy, you know it's bad when you do that but you don't care
You're playin' it cool, I know what you do
I feel like a fool, but I would be feelin' it anyway
'Cause nobody loves me
You're messin' around, I figured you out
You're takin' me down, but I would be feelin' it anyway
'Cause nobody loves me like you do, like you do
You messin'around, I figured you out
You takin' me down
Boy, you know it's bad when you do that"
Theresa: *struggles against the security bot*
RISA4770: "I guess I should leave before Theresa gets out and attacks me." *leaves*
Hailey: "Okay Security, you can let her go."
Security: *releases Theresa*
Randy: *hugs her to calm her down*
Hailey: "It's like hugs are a theme this episode!"
ChibizoDo: "I dare Randy and Howard play real life PKMN for the rest of the episode."
NK: "My money's on Randy. Randy, you be Pikachu and Howard will be Snivy. you do attacks until one of you faints."
Hailey: "Thanks for the rules NK. Now let's begin!"
Randy: "I don't know any pokemon attacks. Besides, I'm not going to fight my friend."
Howard: "Same here."
Hailey: "I'd make you do it, but I don't know pokemon stuff either."
NK: "I do! Take these." *hands Randy and Howard papers with attacks on them* "Now do the dare!"
Randy: "I wish that I still had that freebie."
Howard: "That freebie wouldn't get me out of it."
Randy: "I guess we have to do this."
NK: "You come across a tame snivy and decide to fight."
Randy: "Slash!" *does slash*
NK: "attack is very effective!"
Howard: "I'm not doing this. Self Destruct." *faints*
NK: "The snivy used self destruct. Pikachu wins." *holds up Randy's arm*
Howard: *revives*
Hailey: "That's the Episode! See you next time!"