Hailey: "Hi everyone! Our first guest of the Episode is SariSpy56."

SS56: "I have plenty of questions today. Let's start with Randy. What hobbies do you have besides video games and being the ninja?"

Randy: "I do odd jobs on the weekends to help support myself and my game loving friend over there." *points to Howard*

SS56: "Speaking of Howard, Randy, how come you always have to pay money for everything? Why not let Howard pay money for once?"

Randy: "Howard never has any money to pay for anything."

SS56: "Howard, why do you always get Randy to pay for everything?"

Howard: "Randy doesn't pay for everything. Heidi buys my lunches."

Heidi: "I've kept a book of how much he owes me plus interest. Let's just say that he will be in debt to me for years once he gets a real job that lasts longer than a day."

SS56: "Okay then. Next… McFist, tell us the origins of your fear of clowns."

McFist: "Back in high school a bunch of bullies crashed my Halloween party while wearing clown costumes. They dragged me away from the party and beat me up. I have never been able to look at a clown the same way again. After I got my new arm they were afraid of me though."

SS56: "Randy, tell us the origins of your fear of chickens."

Randy: "A few years back our class was on a field trip to a farm and someone dumped a bag of chicken feed on me. Being attacked by every chicken on the farm, and later having a chicken obsessed science teacher who loved giving out a chicken fact every lesson, is enough to scar anyone for life."

SS56: "Howard, what EXACTLY is your worst fear?"

Howard: "Losing my best bro."

Hailey: "Wow that's cheezy."

Howard: "I know it's cheezy, but it's true."

Hailey: "I wasn't questioning your truthfulness."

SS56: "Now my dare. Randy has to be buried alive in a coffin for one hour. After that, he must tell us how it felt to be buried alive."

Randy: *is buried*

Hailey: "This may take a while."

One hour later give or take…

Randy: "It was suffocating, yet oddly comfortable."

Julian: "Yes, it can be very invigorating."

Hailey: "I'm not even going to question how you know what it feels like."

Theresa: "All I'm saying is that there was a reason he was considered too unstable to be in public school for a while."

MC: "I have another dare."

Hailey: "Hi Man of Cartoons. what's your dare this time?"

MC: "I dare Mcfist to be hugged by a family of clowns and the Sorcerer to wear diapers for the rest of the episodes."

Hailey: "Ummm, oookaayy? I'm stating now that the Sorcerer can wear said diapers under his robe. I don't really have a problem with the other thing."

McFist: "I do!"

Hailey: "Yeah, well you don't really have a say in this."

Juggo's Family: *comes in and hugs McFist*

Felipe: "I have a dare too! Randy has to rhyme everything he says Hip-Hop style."

Randy: "I'm not doing that after what happened last time."

Howard: "Just don't use the phrase 'earth attack' and you'll be fine."

Hailey: "Your rhyming starts the next time you talk."

Riker: "Hey grape Juice! We're back!"

Randy: "Don't call me Grape Juice. It really, really isn't bruce."

Kay: "Rhyming Dare?"

Julian: "Yep. Hey Kay, I wasn't expecting you this episode."

Kay: *blushes* "I have a dare, and then I'm going to watch the rest of the show with you guys."

Julian: *giggles* "That's great. There's a free seat next to me."

Kay: "I can see that." *walks over and sits down*

Justice: *slightly glares at Kay* "I'm here too!"

Zimlvr360: "So am I."

Stella: *smiles and sits next to Howard, secretly scooting closer to him*

Riker: "I dare Randy to go into the game 'Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess' with me. He has to play as link."

Randy: "Okay."

Zimlvr360: "I'll watch their progress."

Hailey: "Thanks."

Stella: *leans over and tries to kiss Howard without anyone noticing*

Howard: "What are you doing?"

Stella: *stops* "Nothing."

Justice: "While you do 'nothing', I dare Howard to go outside in a skirt and do the Harlem Shake."

Hailey: "Video use by Heidi is permitted for this dare."

Heidi: "Yes!" *drags Howard backstage*

Kay: "Bash, I dare you to fight a shark."

Bash: "Yeah!" *runs to shark tank and dives in before hitting the shark on the nose constantly*

Shark: *knocked out*

Hailey: "That's enough Bashford."

Bash: *jumps out* "Only my mother calls me Bashford!"

Hailey: "I know. Now go dry off and get back in your seat, or I'll call your actual mother and tell her you ran into a dangerous situation without any form of protection. I'm sure she won't be happy about it."

Bash: *goes backstage to dry off*

Howard and Heidi: *return*

Stella: *goes to hug Howard in hopes of at least getting a chance to kiss him on the cheek*

Howard: *holds up hand in Stella's face* "I don't want to talk about it."

Heidi: "Internet sensation, here we come!"

Stella: "But my little gravy fry…"

Howard: "Gravy fries? Where?" *looks around*

Stella: "Howard that's my nickname for you!"

Zimlvr360: "Looks like Randy and Riker are almost done."

Stella: *leans over in another attempt to kiss Howard*

Howard: *obliviously gets up to talk to Heidi*

Stella: *falls*

Riker: *walks in with randy* "So, how was your experience?"

Randy: "What the juice. It was bruce!"

Riker: "He's running out of rhymes."

Hailey: "I see. Well that's-"

Stella: "That's it! I'm done with subtle!" *grabs Howard and kisses him in front of everyone*

Audience: *shocked silence*

Hailey: *clears throat* "As I was saying, that's the end of this episode! See you soon!"

Stella: *releases Howard and storms off mumbling* "Really, sometimes guys can be so oblivious."

Howard: *follows Stella offstage*

Behind the Scenes

Justice: *taps Kay on the shoulder*

Kay: "Yes?"

Justice: "What do you think you're doing with my Julian?"

Kay: "Your Julian? I don't know what you're talking about."

Justice: "So, he asked you to sit next to him because you two are just friends? I'm warning you, step away from my man."

Kay: *turns into neko form* "I think you have it wrong on whose 'man' he is. We've already been on a date."

Justice: "That was for a dare! I'll bet he only asked you to be his valentine because he felt sorry for the poor little fan-girl."

Kay: "How dare you!" *calms herself down* "I really don't have to listen to this." *turns to leave*

Julian: *walks in* "Kay! Where are you going?"

Justice: "Don't worry about her, she was just leaving."

Hailey: *walks in and sees justice, Julian, and Kay in her neko form in the same room* "Justice, can I talk to you a moment?"

Justice: "Sure." *follows Hailey*

Hailey: "I know that you're dating a Julian in your dimension, but that does not automatically make the Julian here yours. If you look carefully you'll see differences that show they aren't the same person. So the Julian that you fell in love with in your dimension is not the Julian you think you're in love with here."

Justice: "You may need to tell Stella that. Also, It's really hard to tell the difference. Though I'm glad this one is out of love with you."

Hailey: "Really? Why?"

Justice: "He sees you all the time while this other girl he only sees from time to time in different episodes, like me. It's fairer that way."

Hailey: "I guess." *shrugs* "Besides, even though he's creepily nice, he was never really my type."

Howard: *finds Stella* "What was the kiss for?"

Stella: "I couldn't stand being apart from you anymore, my little gravy fry. I just love you so much, I just had to."