Authors note: dedicated to tvnut who gave me the idea.
It's been two weeks since Jack and Gwen ran off to their honeymoon. During that time Owen and Tosh have gotten closer and Ianto and Melody had decided to wait till next year for their wedding.
Ianto Jones was standing in his usual position in the reception when the doors opened and Jack came in carrying Gwen over the threshold.
"Ianto! Good to see you! Nice to see the world hasn't ended just yet" Jack said cheerfully putting Gwen down on the floor.
"Good honeymoon?" Ianto asked looking amused.
"The best, hardly left the bedrooms" Jack said Gwen flushed red and slapped Jack's arm "ouch! I was kidding, just kidding" Jack said rubbing his arm.
"Somehow I doubt that" Ianto muttered under his breath, opening up the secret passage for them.
"You're back!" Melody said looking up from the paper work "thought you'd be gone for a year again"
"Sometimes the Doctor can be a good driver" Jack said "sometimes he's just plain crap"
"Personally I think the TARDIS doesn't like how he pilots her" Gwen said sinking down into a chair.
Tosh and Owen popped up from the autopsy room with rather messy hair and swollen lips.
"So where did you go?" Owen asked sitting on to a desk
"Went to a leisure planet in the galaxy next door" Jack said "only for a couple days, we barely left the bedroom and when we did it was for like five minutes before Gwen dragged me back in. I forgot that the air is like an aphrodisiac for you 21st century humans"
Gwen blushed and looked rather annoyed "you were only immune to it because you've been there several times before" she snapped "the concierge knew you by first name and told me all sorts of stories of you when you went there as a cadet"
"Which we shall not repeat" Jack said hurriedly
"Anyway then we went to ZargonIV the funfair planet" Gwen said "great fun, rode on the rollercoaster's, played some games, ate lots of junks food…"
"Shagged in the hall of mirrors"
Gwen turned round and slapped Jack on the arm "we didn't" she said
"Oh we did, scared quite a few people"
"THEN" Gwen shouted drowning out the sniggers from everyone else. "We ended up stuck in the TARDIS for a week because some idiot had to get his tie jammed in the machinery…"
"So we occupied our time in the bedroom" Jack said
"And you were shocked that you were pregnant?" Tosh asked raising an eyebrow "it's a wonder you weren't before"
Gwen groaned and the others jeered and laughed at her for the rest of the day (then she let her hormones get the better of her and threw a stapler at Owen's head).