Truth Or Dare

by rachealninja10

It's here for those who want to read it, but It's been discontinued.

32. Chapter 32

Hailey: "Welcome everyone! In this episode we will have one guest dare and then our main producer has decided to send in a dare personally to one of the cast members. Today our first guest is NeonAnimals000!"

NA000: "I dare Viceroy and McFist to do the smoothie challenge. Good luck!"

Dorothy and other stagehand: *bring in a table with two blenders, a bowl that has ten slips of paper inside it, and ten bottles of Mystery ingredients*

Dorothy (to other stagehand): "Thanks Chris."

Chris: "It's my job." *shrugs and walks offstage*

Racheal: "Here's how the challenge goes. We have chosen ten food items-"

NK: "More or less at least."

Racheal: "that are in the jars you see. One at a time, you choose a number from the bowl and whatever number you get is the ingredient you have to put into your smoothie. Both of you have to drink your resulting creation."

NK: "We went a little easy on you guys for the ingredients, so they aren't completely horrible."

Racheal: "Some are even downright delicious! You get to choose the amount that you put in the smoothie, but it has to be at least a teaspoons worth."

Viceroy: "I'll go first." *walks up to the table and picks a number* "Ten." *looks in the tenth jar* "Looks like I got olives.' *puts two olives in his blender*

McFist: "Okay, my turn." *picks number* "Three."

Hailey: "That's a rough one."

McFist: *opens jar* "It's dirt." *puts a teaspoon of dirt in blender*

Viceroy: *chooses number* "Six." *opens jar* "Pomegranite. Interesting." *adds ingredient*

McFist: *chooses number* "One."

Viceroy: "That could be a great ingredient or a horrible one."

McFist: *opens jar* "It's just peanut butter." *adds ingredient*

Viceroy: *picks number* "Seven." *opens Jar* "Strawberry Ice Cream." *adds ingredient*

McFist: *chooses number* "five." *Opens jar* "Whipped Cream." *adds a large amount to blender*

Viceroy: "I'm starting to think that we only had the two bad ingredients." *chooses number* "Two."

Racheal: "You may have said that too soon."

Viceroy: *opens jar* "What is this?"

NK: "Tofu."

Viceroy: *adds a small amount of ingredient*

McFist: *chooses number* "Four." *opens jar* "Chocolate syrup! In your face Viceroy!" *adds ingredient*

Viceroy: "May I ask how many bad ingredients there are?"

Hailey: "There are four. I promise the game isn't rigged or anything. You just have to get the right number."

Racheal: "McFist, why don't you get your last ingredient now? Whatever is left is Viceroy's."

McFist: "Okay." *picks number* "Eight." *opens jar* "What?! Brussel sprouts!" *begrudgingly adds last ingredient*

Viceroy: "I guess that means I get nine." *opens jar* "Frosting."

Racheal: "Not just any frosting. That is buttercream frosting, the thickest and sweetest frosting in town."

Viceroy: "Okay..." *adds a good amount to blender*

Racheal: *claims the rest of the frosting jar and runs backstage*

Hailey: "Remind me to give her a cake with that frosting on her birthday."

Dorothy: "I will."

Viceroy and McFist: *blend their ingredients*

NK: "You have to at least taste your smoothie."

Viceroy: *takes a sip* "It's not bad." *takes drink back to seat*

McFist: *looks at his dark green and brown 'smoothie' and takes a sip* "At least the Peanut butter and chocolate overpowers the taste of dirt." *puts the smoothie back on the table and goes to sit down*

Viceroy: *shrugs and sips his drink*

Racheal: *walks back onstage momentarily* "I'll admit that technically it was supposed to be twenty ingredients with ten of them horrible things, like marmite and dirt. We couldn't think of that many things and I felt generous, so you got what you got." *gives everyone else a spoonful of Frosting except the sorcerer*

Howard: "Thanks."

Racheal: "It's a bit of apology for the next episode. Sort of the calm before the storm."

Howard: "Wait, what's coming in the next episode?"

Racheal: "Anyway, My dare is for Viceroy. Even though what you did for me that one time didn't help much for that one reason, I'm giving you the dare anyway."

Viceroy: "So that means…"

Racheal: "Yes! You and your girlfriend are dared to go on an all-expenses paid trip for the length of the next five episodes! You'll escape the madness of the next episode, and it starts the minute that this one is over."

Viceroy: "Why are you doing this for me? Like you said, my 'help' wasn't very helpful."

Racheal: "Because it wasn't your fault, the problem got solved anyway, and I know that you have a lot of potential that you can use since McFist fired you. Besides the person who helped me complete said task seemed to look up to you, and I look up to said person, so I think you deserve it."

Hailey: "While you count the tedious minutes until your freedom, we have a dare from FoopPoof3

Howard: *laughs* "What kind of name is Foop Poof?

FP3: "It's the name I chose for this! I dare Randy to kiss Nomi in front of Theresa."

Randy: "Nomi?"

Hailey: "Some people have a belief that the nomicon was actually the last of the norisu nine, but had been trapped by the sorcerer into a book form. They call the human form Nomi. Some consider it a girl, others a boy, but each side thinks that it could exist somehow. I've personally done my history on the ninja and know that it couldn't possibly be real, well at least not exactly how they see it."

Randy: "What the juice does that mean?"

Hailey: "May I please see the nomicon?"

Randy: "No! This is the book of all things ninja. I'm not going to just hand it over to you!"

Hailey: *sigh* "I promise I'll bring it back in a couple minutes, just please let me see it."

Randy: *looks skeptical* "Fine, but you better not be lying." *reluctantly hands over the nomicon*

Nomicon: *flashes red*

Hailey: "Don't worry, I'm not going to damage you." *takes Nomicon backstage*

Behind the scenes Interlude

Hailey: *puts nomicon down in chair and Aims a device at it* "This may feel weird for you, but it's only temporary." *activates device*

Nomicon: *transforms into a brightly read headed girl wearing a black and red kimono* "What have you done to me?" *gasp* "Why do I sound like this? Where are my symbols?"

Hailey: *gently takes the nomicon's hand and leads her to a mirror* "I've transformed you into Nomi. Please don't hurt me, it only lasts for a couple hours. After the time is up you'll be the very intelligent book that you always have been. I swear that it's only for the one dare. If I let this slide I could be fired."

Nomi: *glares at Hailey*

Hailey: *shrinks back* "If we don't get out there soon Randy will be worried. I don't need the ninja and his sensei on my back for this."

Nomi: "Fine. I will get this over with quickly then."

Hailey: "Follow me please." *leads out to the stage*

Onstage

Randy: *sees Hailey and Nomi walk in* "Hailey, where is the Nomicon? Who is this?"

Hailey: "This is the nomicon."

Theresa: "Wait, he actually has to go through with the dare?! You can't be serious."

Hailey: "I'm serious about not losing my job. The effects only last a couple hours."

Viceroy: "How did you do this? Doesn't it go against physics that matter cannot be created or destroyed?"

Hailey: "I haven't created any extra matter, or destroyed any matter. I've taken the air around the nomicon and used a special wavelength to cause it to dense and magnify the Nomicon's consciousness. The wavelength only lasts a certain amount of time, but for our purpose this is technically the nomicon, the air is just holding the book in the center."

Nomi: "Wait, if I'm only air, why did you ask me not to hurt you?"

Hailey: "because it is dense enough to actually be a person. Even if it wasn't there's always the Ninja air fist. I'm not taking any chances. Theresa, the fact that Nomi could Pwn you in this form is why you aren't restrained by security at this moment."

Nomi: "Let's get this over with, shall we?"

Randy: "Okay…" *looks at Theresa*

Theresa: *holding herself back*

Nomi: *lightly kisses randy and then sits next to him wearing a blank face*

Hailey: "That wasn't too bad, now was it? It was more awkward than anything, but it wasn't horrible."

Randy: *stares into space, shocked that the eight hundred year old Ninja Nomicon just kissed him*

Howard: "Cunningham… Cunningham. Earth to Randy." *waves hand in front of his bro's face* "I think you broke him." *points to Nomi*

Nomi: *flips howard* "I did no such thing. Does anyone have some smelling salts?"

Hailey: *looks around* "No, but I think I know something that will knock him out of it. Even if it may be a false alarm."

Nomi: "Proceed."

Hailey: "Hey Randy! There's a horde of Robo apes about to attack the city!"

Randy: *still phased out*

Howard: "Nice try." *stands up*

Nomi: "At least she's trying to help."

Howard: "I tried to help too."

Nomi: "I don't consider waving a hand in his face helpful."

Howard: "Oh Yeah? Well I don't see you trying anything, miss high and mighty Nomicon!"

Nomi: *narrows eyes at Howard and begins to get in another attack stance*

Howard: "See, I'm right. Your silence proves it." *gets tackled*

Hailey: "This isn't helping Randy you guys."

Sorcerer: *eating popcorn that was sent via teleporter* "I do love a good show."

Theresa: *walks past them and slaps Randy*

Randy: "Huh?" *looks around* "What the juice is happening?"

Hailey: *notices Randy is no longer out of it* "Well, we were trying to figure a way to snap you out of your daze, then Howard and the Nomicon started fighting, and wellllllll…" *motions to Howard being held down by Nomi* "that happened."

Randy: "Nomi, please get off of Howard."

Nomi: "He disrespected me. That is considered a threat to my honour." *continues to hold Howard down*

Randy: "I have no idea what he said to you, but I'm sure he's sorry now."

Howard: "Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Now will you get off of me!?"

Nomi: "You don't seem sincere about that."

Hailey: "If I could say something on his behalf…"

Nomi: "You may try."

Hailey: "Anata ni anata no meiyo no jūyō-sei o rikai shite inai tame ni kare o yurushi nasai, tango no omomi to sono imi wa... Anata ga iu hikisage ga dekite kita... Nenkan de. Korera no hi no kodomo-tachi wa meiyode, shōgai ni watatte ritoku dō naru ka to iu yori, karera wa ima no ninki o kakutoku naru ka o motto kangaeru."

Nomi: "I see." *releases Howard* "I blame their parents for not teaching them properly."

NK: "Does anyone know what Hailey just said?"

Racheal: "I have no idea, but I think it was in Japanese."

Hailey: "You would be correct. It's just a little speech I made in case Howard and Nomi got into a fight."

Nomi: "I appreciate her saying it in my original language."

Hailey: "I appreciate Google Translate."

NK: "Well, that's the end of this episode!"

Viceroy: "Vacation here I come!"

Behind the Scenes

Heidi: "What did you say to her?"

Hailey: "Please excuse him for not understanding the importance of your honor to you, the weight of the word and what it means has been ...you could say pulled down... over the years. These days children think more of what they would gain in popularity right now than of what they would gain over their lifetime with honor."

Nomi: "Exactly." *dissolves back into a book*

Hailey: *catches and hands to Randy* "Here it is."

Randy: "Thanks."