El-GASP! An Update? Dare you believe it?? Well actually this is a chapter I wrote a while back and forgot to post, oops,
If you review enough I may consider writing again full-time!! HintHintGuys!
Chapter 8!
Raven: WHERE IS SHE!?!?
Kakashi: WHERE IS HE!?!?
Raven & Kakashi: OMG WE'VE LOST THEM!!!!!!
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After hours of searching the poor men and Raven found themselves exhausted and tired.
They had re-grouped into smaller groups to stop for lunch. Kiba and Shino had found each other while searching for the foxy, and now where sitting in a large tree eating berries. Sai, Neji and Sasuke had all found each other, and all the stoic bastards sat a safe distance from each other, plotting ways to steal a certain fox. Gaara and Shikamaru gave up on the thought of lunch and like Raven and Kakashi, they continued to search for Naruto and Turquoise.
Then just as the four were on the verge of giving up, they stumbled upon a spring. Further investigation showed that both Naruto and Turquoise were bathing there. The four of them stared at the sight.
The young blonde sat in the water letting it come up to his shoulders. His blonde hair glinting and his cerulean eyes sparkling. Yes needless to say blood came instantly gushing out of three noses. Behind him was Turquoise. Her long raven hair covering most of her body, as she gently soaped Naruto's gold locks. Her green eyes gleamed evilly as she spotted the four pairs of wide eyes.
Suddenly
"Hey guys what going on?" a black duck butt shaped head suddenly emerged. Followed by all the rest of the perverts. Yes and they to put their head into the bush. Once again the poor bush was sprayed upon by crimson blood.
Naruto cocked his head suddenly.
"Turquoise? Do you smell blood?"
"You're right Naru-chan!" the blonde blushed cutely. The evil authoress grinned.
"Naru-chan will you go get our clothes?"
"Why?"
"Well the others will probably be very worried right now, and it is not decent for a young lady to be out bare in the forest, regardless." Naruto nodded and slowly stood up, exposing his ….um …. 'lower' body. The blonde stretched erotically and slipped out of the water.
The poor bush was soaked in crimson. If it had a voice it would have been shrieking loudly and using colourful language that was far too developed for bush's'.
Naruto shook his head, sending droplets of water scattering everywhere. Running a hand through his blonde mane, he reached down and picked up from the pile of clothes a pair of jeans. He pulled them on without boxers, going completely commando. Tying his jacket around his waist, he pulled on his fishnet top.
Naruto dropped Turquoise's clothes by the pool.
"Naru-chan why don't you go wait over there, by that bush, while I change?"
He nodded, and went back to the bush and much to his shock he saw all his friends lying behind it in a pool of blood, that had leaked out from their noses. Raven sat there also giggling like the little yaoi fangirl she is.
"Okay guys! Let's get going!" turquoise appeared donning her usual fairy outfit of doom, complete with death inducing sparkles!
"Guys?" the men lays twitching on the ground. Turquoise sighed.
"Oh well……. I guess that we can't have a huge gay orgy then………"
Once the magic words were uttered all the men were up and raced off in some random direction.
Turquoise and Raven looked at each other.
"Do you think we should tell them they went in the wrong direction?" asked Turquoise
"Naw!" they walked of giggling in the direction of the secret location. Closely followed by a perplexed Naruto.
Hey Kyuu?
Yeah Kit?
What just happened?
I don't know kit, I just don't know…….
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Well there you go! A boring pointless chapter! Tell you a secret----------this was a filler chapter.
And yes, I know I haven't updated in FOREVER!
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Now see me and Turquoise were sitting quietly minding our own business, when suddenly, KARMA appears and takes away our LEMON writing skills!!! So if you want LEMON, you will have to help, or I will skip over the lemon bits.
SO FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE'S SANITY! IF YOU CAN WRITE LEMON PLEASE GODDAMN HELP US!!!!
Thank you :)
