A/N- Okay so we are going back in time again….. I really hope that all this jumping around is not confusing everyone. I have been told by a friend that I am not allowed to write AJ any older than 18 (apparently she has some issues…lol….I'm just joking….) so for the next several stories AJ is going to be younger. There will even be some pre-AJ stories some where along the way. I have a list of about 10-15 story ideas (thanks Andrea…) so I just need to find the time to write them.

A/N2- In this story AJ is 12.

Enjoy….

Emily woke up feeling like she had been hit by a bus. Every muscle she had was sore and her head felt like it was going to explode.

"Never again." Emily mumbled to herself. "Never again."

"Talking to yourself? That's not good." JJ laughed as she walked into the bedroom carrying a cup of coffee and what Emily prayed were aspirin.

"I am never, ever drinking again." Emily moaned.

The night before……

"Hey Emily Morgan and I are going out for drinks tonight. Do you wanna come?" Amy asked as they were getting ready to leave for the night. "It's been a rough couple of weeks and we thought we could use the break."

"That sounds great. I'll call JJ and see if she wants to join us." Emily smiled.

"You do that and Morgan and I will meet you downstairs. Andy agreed to be our driver for the evening. So you know what that means?"
"More alcohol for us." Emily laughed as she picked up her phone to call JJ.

"Exactly." Amy left Emily to call JJ and went off to find Morgan.

"Agent Jereau." JJ said answering her phone.

"Why do you pay for caller ID if you never use it?" Emily teased.

"Very funny."

"Amy and Morgan are going out for drinks. They want to know if we want to join them."

"Oh that would be so nice, but I don't think I will. I'm really tired. It's been one of those days. I just want to go home and take a nice long bath and relax."

"Oh, okay, well I'll just tell Amy we can't make it."

"Don't be silly. You go out, have some fun. I know things have been a little stressful lately, so go out and have a good time." JJ replied.

"Are you sure? I don't have to."

"No, go, drink, dance, be merry and remember you're married." JJ laughed and she knew that on the other end of the phone Emily was rolling her eyes. "Just be careful. Call me if you've had too much to drink."

"Andy is our designated driver for the evening." Emily laughed.

"Well good. Have fun and I'll see you when you get home."

"Okay, bye sweetie. I love you." Emily smiled into the phone.

"I love you too." With that Emily closed her phone and went downstairs to meet Morgan and Amy.

Many, many, many hours and lord knows how much alcohol later, the four of them were having a great time. Morgan and Emily were busy dancing, while Amy and Andy were, well for all practical purposes, making out in the corner. Emily loved dancing with Morgan. The man had great moves and based on those moves she knew that Garcia was a very lucky woman. She often thought that if she wasn't gay and Morgan wasn't totally and helplessly in love with Garcia (and always had been) that she would have gone after him. Okay now I know I must be drunk if I'm imagining dating Morgan, Emily laughed to herself. The music changed and they decided they needed a break.

"God Emily you are an amazing dancer." Morgan said he led Emily back to the table where Amy and Andy were not seated. "JJ is a very lucky woman."

"Oh no, it is me who is the lucky one." Emily smiled as she thought of JJ. "Trust me I have never met anyone as wild in bed as our Ms. Jereau. The things that Jennifer can do….wow!" Emily said as she blushed. When they got back to the table the noticed that Amy had ordered them another round of drinks, which they all quickly downed. Another couple of rounds and it was back out on the dance floor with Morgan.

Eventually the three of them, stumbled out of the bar, with Andy desperately trying to steer them towards the car. He dropped Morgan off first and then headed for JJ's.

He led Emily to the front door and took her keys; however in the darkness he was having a difficult time finding the right key. He must have been making a lot of noise because the front door opened, revealing JJ.

"Hey, JJ, sorry to wake you but…" Andy turned around and pointed at Emily who was swatting at imaginary bugs. "As you can see she is a little drunk."

"A little drunk?" JJ laughed. "What about the others?"

"Morgan was a little better, though not by much. I thought Garcia was going to kill him when he fell into her Rose bushes." Andy smiled. "And Amy, well she is passed out in the front seat." Andy laughed pointing back at the car.

"Here let me help you get her inside." JJ said still laughing.

After several minutes, Andy and JJ finally managed to get Emily inside the house.

"Want me to help you get her bed?" Andy asked.

"No, I can take it from here." JJ grunted as Emily leaned into her.

"You sure?"

"Yeah, have fun with Amy." JJ laughed as Andy shook his head. Andy closed the door behind him and JJ turned to face Emily.

"Mom?" A very sleepy AJ asked as she came down the stairs. "What's going on?"

"HEY THERE…" Emily yelled but stopped as she struggled to remember what she was saying.

"AJ, mom the name is AJ."

"I know that silly." Emily laughed still leaning against a struggling JJ. "But I don't call you that; I call you…. what is the word?"

"Pumpkin." AJ told her mother.

"No that's not it." Emily frowned. "You know, it's orange, round and makes really good pie!" Emily said as she rubbed her belly, as if the mere mention of pie made her hungry.

"That's a pumpkin." AJ laughed. "It's the same name you have been calling me since I was baby."

"No that's not it!" Emily pouted as she sat down on the floor. Then just as suddenly as she sat down she jumped back up. JJ lunged to grab her just to keep her from falling over. "I GOT IT!" Emily yelled. "Pumpkin!" Emily smiled proudly.

"Good job sweetie." JJ laughed. "Now let's get you to bed. AJ will you help me?"

"Yeah, but if she gets sick, you're cleaning it up." AJ put her hand of her mouth and closed her eyes as she let the feeling pass. AJ had always been a sympathy puker. If someone got sick with ten feet of her chances were pretty good that she was going to get sick too. JJ nodded and the three of them made their way towards the bedroom.

On the way down the hallway Emily stumbled and before JJ or AJ could catch her she grabbed hold of the table sitting there and in the process knocked everything off. Including a vase that had been in JJ's family for four generations. The same vase that JJ had on my times said was priceless to her and now it lay on the floor smashed into a hundred pieces. JJ struggled to hold back the tears and the anger.

"OH CRAP!" Emily gasped, then quickly turned to AJ. "Oh your mother is going to be sooooooo pissed. Do we have any crazy glue?"

"I don't think crazy glue is going to cut it mom." AJ replied. Suddenly the image of her having to testify at her mother's murder trial flashed in her head, because she was certain that JJ was going to kill her.

"We'll just tell her we don't know what happened. It'll be our little secret." Emily said putting her finger to her mouth. JJ just rolled her eyes. She knew that it was an accident and that come morning Emily would feel terrible about it, but she was still pissed.

The next morning….

"What happened last night? The last thing I remember is dancing with Morgan at the bar." Emily said as she got out of bed.

"So you don't remember anything about last night?" JJ asked.

"No; why did I say or do something stupid?" Emily asked as she and JJ walked down the hallway towards AJ who was eating breakfast at the dining room table. AJ just laughed. "What?" Emily asked. AJ just pointed to the floor and the remnants of the vase. "Oh please tell me I didn't break that?" AJ just nodded. "Oh JJ, honey, I'm so sorry."

"That's ok." JJ said as she shrugged her shoulders. Emily looked back at her in shock. "You made up for it after that." JJ smiled.

"What do you mean? What did I do?"

"AJ why don't you tell her."

"Well we finally got you to the bedroom and mom started to undress you, so that you wouldn't have to sleep in your clothes; but, before she could you started fighting her. I mean like seriously fighting her. You were kicking and slapping at her. It was actually pretty funny. Finally you pushed her off and you said and I quote, 'You better keep you hands off of me, you blonde bimbo. My wife works for the CIA…"

"CIA?" Emily asked confused. Emily couldn't believe that even as drunk as she was she would make a mistake like that. Suddenly she felt like she had betrayed the FBI or something.

"Hey your words not mine." AJ laughed. "Anyways, you said that your wife worked at the CIA and she would kick her ass."

"It was actually pretty sweet." JJ teased. "Plus now I know that no matter how much you drink I can trust you." JJ laughed.

"Okay, but I am really sorry about the vase. I know how important it was to you."

"Oh I know you're sorry and although what you did afterwards was sweet, you are still going to pay." JJ smiled and Emily began to panic. "AJ can you toss me your mother's wallet." AJ nodded and tossed JJ Emily's wallet. "AJ and I are going shopping." JJ smiled as she pulled out Emily's American Express card. Emily groaned as she thought back to the last time JJ and AJ went shopping and silently she wondered how much they would spend this time.

"Can you at least try to keep it under a 3000 this time?" Emily sighed.

"We'll try but I can't promise anything." JJ smirked.

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