A/N 1- Okay so first of all I have to say thank you to all the people who sent me story ideas…. seems like you really don't want this series to end…lol… I really appreciate it…..
A/N 2- Okay so I was in the process of writing this one when I asked for story ideas and surprisingly the topic of this one shot was mentioned by several people; so to all of you who suggested it I hope you like….. AJ is 17 here…..
ENJOY……
"So where are you two headed to tonight?" Emily as she picked up the dirty plates off the kitchen table. AJ's boyfriend, Danny, had just come to pick AJ up and she had run off upstairs to grab her stuff.
"Friend of ours is having a party." Danny replied as he rocked back and forth on his heels. It wasn't like he had never met AJ's parents before, but they still made him nervous as hell. After all during their first meeting Emily made sure to brag on JJ's expert marksmanship and that everyone in their family owned a gun. It was enough to make an 18 year old boy run for the hills.
"So I guess you are pretty excited having finally graduated?" Emily asked.
"Of course. Although it's going to be strange not seeing Amanda everyday next fall; but since I'm going to Georgetown I think I'll manage." Emily couldn't help but chuckle. First because he was the only person she knew that called AJ Amanda and secondly she knew good and well that once this boy started college AJ would be a distant memory. She just hoped that AJ would take it too hard when it did happen; but then again at 17 everything is more dramatic.
"I'm ready." AJ smiled Danny leaned in and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek. "Bye mom." AJ said as she took Danny's hand and made her way to the front door.
"Home by 1." Emily remainded her. AJ had a strict 10pm curfew on school nights, but on the weekends she was allowed to stay out till 1am. AJ could thank JJ for that because Emily was set on 12. However, as usual, JJ had her ways of changing Emily's mind. Plus it wasn't like AJ was a bad kid, aside for the Rick incident when she was 16, she was a good kid. Even from behind Emily could tell that AJ rolled her eyes, at the mention of her curfew. Like mother like daughter Emily thought to herself.
"Tell mom I said hi when she gets home." AJ said quickly as she walked out the door. JJ had been out of town for a couple days and was due home in a couple hours.
Four hours later, AJ was feeling pretty good. She knew that she shouldn't have taken that first drink from Danny because her mother's would kill her if they found out; but it was the first day of summer vacation and as of the night before she was officially a senior and she felt like celebrating. However, four drinks later AJ was more than slight buzzed. AJ glanced down at her watch and groaned when she realized how late it was. It was 12:15am and she knew that she needed to leave now or she would be late for curfew. AJ looked over at Danny who was way more drunk than she was. There was no way, even in her intoxicated state that she was letting him drive her home. She may be drunk but she wasn't stupid. AJ made a quick run through of all the people she could call and the first name on that list was Kelly. She was mid way through dialing Kelly when she remembered she was out of town for something or another. AJ knew why but at the current moment she couldn't remember. Knowing good and well she was not about to call her mothers, she made another mental list of the names left to call.
"I can't call Uncle Derek, hell he would be as bad as mom. Aunt Pen would tell Uncle Morgan. Uncle Reid would give me 30 minute dissertation on the effects of drinking, which is something I so don't need right now. Ugh!! This sucks!" AJ thought to herself.
"I GOT IT!" AJ suddenly yelled and everyone turned to look at her. AJ blushed and then turned to walk outside. AJ quickly dialed the one number that she knew would save her from this mess.
"Agent Black." Amy said as she answered her phone, praying that it wasn't Emily telling them they had a case.
"AUNT AMY!" AJ yelled into the phone.
"Good lord, girl. Why don't you turn it down a few hundred decibels?" Amy replied back.
"Sorry." AJ said a little softer.
"AJ why are you are calling me at 12:20am? Is everything okay? Are your mother's alright?" Amy asked as a sudden rush of nervous hit her. AJ rarely called and she never called this late at night.
"No everything is fine." AJ said with a slight slur to her words. "I just need a ride. home; so I'm not late for my… my ….um… damnit…."
"Curfew?" Amy added struggling to contain her laughter. Oh this is too good, Amy smiled to herself.
"Exactly my curfew." AJ added, again with a slight slur.
"AJ have you been drinking?" Amy asked, although she already knew the answer.
"No, of course not. Why would you ask such a thing?"
"AJ?"
"Okay maybe a little." AJ said with a laugh. "But Danny has had waaaayyyy more than me and he can't drive. Sooooooooo I was hoping that you could come pick me up."
"You know your mothers are going to kill you, right?" Amy asked again struggling to contain her laughter.
"See I was hoping this would be our little secret." AJ replied in a whisper, as if Emily and JJ might hear her.
"Oh you did did you?"
"Yes, because you're the coolest aunt ever." AJ smiled.
"Ok, I'll be there soon. Don't drink any more. You here me?"
"Yes ma'am." AJ said offering a mock salute even though Amy couldn't see her.
"I will honk when I get there."
"Okay." AJ replied and then closed her phone. "I'm soooo smart." AJ said to know one in particular before heading back inside.
Thirty minutes later AJ was sitting in the living room with a now passed out Danny, waiting for Amy to pick her up. The effects of the alcohol were starting to wind down and now all AJ had to show for it was a drunk boyfriend and a insanely large headache. However, her headache tripled in size when she saw flashing red and blue lights reflecting through house.
"Someone called the Feds!" On kid yelled as people began running for the quickest exit they could find.
"Oh god please don't tell me?" AJ groaned as she closed her eyes.
"Is that any way to greet your mother?" JJ asked as she stared down at her daughter. AJ opened her eyes to see a very anger JJ and a very annoyed Emily staring down at her. Not mention both were dressed as though they were about to go on a raid. Right down to the FBI issue jacket, badge and gun. AJ let out another groan as she watched Morgan herd a group of kids back into the living room from the kitchen; obviously the ones who had tried to escape through the back door.
"I can't believe Aunt Amy sold me out." AJ mumbled. "I'm going to kill her." About that time Amy herded another group of kids through the front door.
"A few managed to get away but I think Morgan and I got most of them." Amy said with a laugh. "Why don't we take all of these kids into the kitchen and start calling parents?" Amy said as she turned to Morgan.
"Sounds good to me." Morgan said before turning to JJ. "Oh and JJ; please don't kill her. I know that she is drunk and all but she is my goddaughter." Morgan laughed giving a wink to AJ who replied by sticking out her tongue.
"Wiseass." JJ snickered before pushing Morgan towards the kitchen.
"Girl you sure know how to pick 'em." JJ laughed as she looked over at Danny who was still passed out on the couch next to AJ.
"Are Uncle Derek and Aunt Amy really going to call everyone's parents?" AJ asked rubbing her now pounding head.
"You're lucky we don't arrest all of them." Emily replied. "If it wasn't for the large amounts of paperwork, don't think we wouldn't." Emily laughed.
"God this is so embarrassing." AJ groaned. "They are all going to hate me."
"Honey by the looks of it most of them are too drunk to even remember any of this." JJ added with a laugh.
"Now you are on the other hand, are going to be reminded of this everyday for the next month; because that, young lady, is how long you are grounded for." Emily stated firmly.
"A MONTH!" AJ yelled but immediately regretted it as the pounding in her head grew. "But I called someone to come pick me up. I mean that's got to count for something right?"
"Oh it does and that is why it is not two months." JJ smiled. "The fact of the matter were drinking under the age and then rather than call us, you called your aunt and asked her to keep this 'your all's little secret."
"I knew that you would be pissed."
"Not nearly as pissed as we were when Amy called us to tell us that our 17 year old daughter was drunk." Emily replied.
FLASHBACK….
"What was that all about?" Andy asked as Amy hung up from AJ and quickly dialed another.
"Just a minute." AJ smiled as she heard JJ pick up on the other end.
"Amy you do realize that it's 12:30am, right?" JJ groaned. She had just gotten home from an extremely long overseas trip and she was exhausted.
"Well hello to you too." Amy laughed.
"Ha ha very funny." JJ snickered. "What do you want?"
"I just had a very interesting phone call from your daughter."
"AJ?"
"No your other daughter." Amy laughed. "Of course AJ. It appears that she might be a little drunk."
"SHE'S WHAT??" JJ yelled into the phone, causing Emily who was sitting next to her on the couch to jump.
"What's wrong?" Emily asked as she began to panic.
"It appears that our daughter is drunk." JJ told Emily as Amy began replaying her and AJ's conversation to JJ.
"I'm going to kill her." JJ fumed.
"Oh my dear sweet friend; I have a much better idea." Amy offered with an evil smile. "Give me ten minutes to pick up a Bureau SUV and swing by and pick up Morgan. You two be ready in full FBI gear." Amy said with a laugh.
"Oh you are an evil, evil woman." JJ laughed before closing her phone. "Honey we are going to need our guns from the safe." JJ smiled turning to Emily.
"Oh she is evil." Emily laughed.
"Can we just go home now?" AJ asked.
"Not until everyone has been picked up." Emily smiled.
"Are you serious?" AJ huffed. "That could be hours and I have soccer practice in the morning."
"Guess you're going to be a little tired." JJ said with a shrug of her shoulders.
"This has to be considered cruel and usual punishment." AJ groaned as she flopped back against the couch. "There are laws against that you know?"
"Really; because I don't think those laws apply to kids who drink when they are 17. What do you think Agent Jereau?" Emily snickered.
"I think you're right Agent Prentiss."
"You all are having way too much fun with this." AJ groaned. "This is so unfair."
"Life's a bitch." JJ laughed.
Over the next two hours, slowly but surely every kid was picked up by a parent. All of which were extremely pissed that they had to come pick up their drunk son or daughter in the middle of the night. Of course, AJ had the humiliation of sitting on the couch with her mothers on either side of her as she watched everyone leave. Meanwhile Morgan was on the phone with the home owner's; who thought their son was staying at a friend's house for the weekend. Needless to say they were less than thrilled. The last parent to arrive was Danny's mother, whom Emily and JJ had met on several occasions.
"I'm so sorry for this Emily." Mrs. Greenwood said as she grabbed her now awake son's arm. "You are in so much trouble mister. You are lucky AJ's mother's didn't arrest you. I apologize again."
"Kids will be kids." JJ replied. "We're just glad no one got hurt."
"Yeah well the night is still young." Mrs. Greenwood replied. "Get your ass in the car." She snapped at her son before pushing him out the door.
"Oooh I like her." Amy laughed. "She's good people."
"Thanks for coming out here with us, Morgan." JJ said deciding it was best to ignore Amy's comment."
"Are you kidding? This is the most fun I've had in a while. Nothing like the look of a terrified drunk teen when they realize you are calling their mommy. I though that one boy was going to pee his pants." Morgan said, causing everyone to laugh.
"Well, AJ I think…" Emily stopped as she turned around to see her daughter asleep on the couch.
"I got her." Morgan smiled as he easily picked her up in his arms.
"You think she learned her lesson?" Amy asked.
"Oh yeah. I think so." JJ laughed as she put her arm around Amy's shoulder. "Oh and you do realize that she hates you right now right?"
"I know, but it was so worth it." Amy laughed.
A/N- Loved Amy in this story….lol….. So what did you think???? PLEASE REVIEW…
