Is it weird to love inanimate objects?

It can't be right I mean

Cana has her booze

Erza has her cake

Mira has her bar

Laxus has his sound pod

And of course max had his broom.

Oh the memories that he had with his broom, they go way back…

"come on!" a young max is shown dragging a hand brush

"…" the brush replies

"yeah yeah I promise I will tell them"

"…"

"yes I'm sure they will accept us

"…"

"come on we are here now"

"hey max sweetie, we told you not to drag around that dirty hand brush"

"but mum… I love it"

"no you don't silly"

"mummy I really do"

"THAT'S ENOUGH MAX YOU NEED TO STOP, YOU ARE A YOUNG MAGE THAT NEEDS TO STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH CLEANING UTENSILS!"

"SHUT UP MUM YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAD OUR LOVE, I HATE YOU!"

That was the night before he ran away with the hand brush. They packed all that they had and ran to Hargeon. When they got there the hand brush was bullied by a bunch of hoovers so max decided to leave

That was 14 years ago at the moment max was wearing a suit with his hand in his right pocket fingers playing with a wooden box that contained a large ring that should fit the handle of the broom.

As they walked towards the restaurant max was sweating nervously when they got there they sat down and when the clerk came to them he ordered two glasses of wine. As the wine came max decided to propose now.

"you have been with me all my life; I am sure that I love you. You have cleaned my heart of all of the dust. Will you marry me?"

"…"

"really ohmygod I love you!" he said as he threw himself at the broom after he had placed the ring on the handle

Confused stares were mixed with happy looks and some slow clapping and cheering until the rest of fairy tail who definitely hadn't been watching them from the window burst through the doors yelling

"COGRATUALTIONS MAX WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!"

While Mira was sitting in the corner thinking hard about what the babies would look like. Everybody in fairytail get worried about her sometimes…

"Mira… you do know that brooms can't have babies but they can adopt so they can have whatever babies they want" Lucy says to the crazy barmaid gently causing her to whip her head towards her before screaming

"THE ENDLESS BABIES!" while startling all of the other people in the resturant