Arceus, the Alpha Pokemon, also known as God, the Creator, and...

Pling

...Master Chef?

"It's done!" Arceus exlaimed happily. Baking in it's true form is difficult, so it took the form of a human female. Long, silver hair tied in a horsetail to make sure it's not in the way, Arceus is dressed to mirror it's true form: mostly white with golden lines on it's shoes.

"Smells delicious, Arceus." Giratina said from the side. Appearing as a male, Giratina is dressed in gray pants, a black and red striped jacket, with blond, short hair.

"Hey Gira, can you bring me the frosting? There should be one in the fridge."

"Right-o." Giratina answers before opening it. "Huh? Mew?"

"H-h-h-ello G-Gira!"

"Mew... why are you in the fridge?"

"I-I-I'm playing h-hide and se-e-ek with Mewm-m-mew!"

"Mewmew? ...Ah! Mewtwo?"

"That's w-w-what I-I said!"

"Surely there're better places to hide than here?"

"N-no one would look In a-a f-fridge!"

"I'm pretty sure no one would actually HIDE in a fridge... now get out of there, I need the frosting and it's getting cold."

"NO! T-this is m-my hiding place!"

Giratina sighs as he takes the frosting and closes the fridge door. "Suit yourself."

Arceus looks at Giratina. "Gira?"

"Yeah?"

"Was that..."

"Yup..."

"In..."

"Yup..."

Arceus facepalms. Sometimes, it wondered if Mew's head is nothing more than a hat-hanger. Hiding in the fridge? Seriously?

"Palkia, Dialga." Arceus muttered, but it's two nearest 'children' heard and appeared immediately.

"Here, my Lord." Palkia said.

"Present, my Lord." Dialga continued.

Did they just make a pun, or am I overthinking it? Arceus wondered to itself. "Go tell the rest of the hall's inhabitants that dinner is ready, will you?"

"At once, my Lord!" They said in unison. Arceus nearly sneered at them.

"How many times have I told you to stop be so formal to me in the hall? And what's with the 'Lord'? I'm currently female, the least you could do is call me according to my current gender!"

Palkia and Dialga just looked at eachother before vanishing into their respective portals.

"Don't run away while I'm talking to you!"

Giratina simply sweatdropped at the sight. The God of the world had issues disciplining it's own 'children'. "You sure have it hard, don't you, Arceus?"

"You don't know half of it..."


Another chapter filled with some random stuff I thought of. Mew still playing hide and seek with Mewm- I mean Mewtwo, and Arceus... is baking a cake?