CHAPTER 44
th enext morning i woke up in my bed(that was just a nest on the ground in the middle of an empty room surrounded by othr nests) and then ran to wake up my friends because today was the day we would find our elements OMG!1! but first we had to get breakfastlunch in the lunch room. we got there and everyone got their food but before i could sit down lOVEGEM and her freinds came to be mean to me again!
"LOL u look like mutant pony" she said and they all laughed. i were about to tell her that MLP is like the best thing ever next to spyro but before i could she says "i bet you re elementz are boring because your so slightly less than average!" and i start 2 cry, because it's just a simple fact of the universe that im better then every2 else and how can she not understand that? why won't she worship me as the living godess of perfectness that i clearly am?
But just then zappy potter came and made the m aall run away crying with a magic spell! i went over to sit down at the table next to him, and then i suddenly noticed that he's SOOOOOO HOT. it was that moment i knew we were destined for eachother. DARKTERRORVENOMNIGHT tried to sit next to us because OBVIOUSLY she was trying to steal my waifu!1!11 "GO AWAY DARKTERROR U LOSER NO 1 LIKES U" i said. DARKTERRORVENOMNIGHT said "UGH, i told u it's EBONY! Enoby darknessia dementia raven-" but i stopped her and she ran away screaming "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM"
"Omg zappy im totally in love with you but i'll spent the next half the story pretending i don't for some reason!" i told him. "LOL OK". then Lava ash walked in "OK EVERY1 COME 2 TEH TRAINING HALL UR GOING TO FIND UR ELEMENTZ NAO!11!" she said, and suddenly i was super nervous! what if lovegem was right?!
