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"Kim Ron hurry up or you're gonna be late for your first day!" said Monique from the sloth. It was their first day of college and Kim and Ron had had a little celebration to celebrate their good fortune of being able to attend the same university.

Ron stretch and rolled out of bed. "What a good night eh KP?uhh KP?"

'Wow didn't know I had worn her out that badly. I'll have to go easier on her next time.' Kim rolled over to face her beloved. "Ron?" said the sleepy beauty.

"Yeah KP?"

"Don't forget your pants."

"My pants…OH! Right where are they wait underwear first then pants wait what comes after that shirt or belt or should I tuck in my shirt!" Ron began rummerging through the clothes in the corner.

"Same old Ron." Said Kim as she got up to help her goofball of a boyfriend.

45 minutes later

"Whoo who we are here!" said Ron hopping out of the car.

"Middleton University. It's nice that they decided to keep this place after the whole incident with Drakken." Said Kim.

"A little planting a couple of kids some bricks and a sign and BLAM you've got our future for the next 5 to 6 years." Said Ron as he guided his two friends to the entrance to the newly built school.

"I wonder what the students are like." Said Monique.

"Hopefully nothing like Bonnie or Brick." Said Kim. The whole gang had laughed.

"So this is what it smells like on the first day eh?' said Ron sniffing in the air.

"Only you would wonder how a place would smell Ron." Said Kim.

"Well the Ron man can't change what he is." Said Ron with a goofy look on his face.

"Well how about a girl?" said Kim pushing her now fully developed chess on Ron.

"Well I guest you can say it depends on the girl." Said Ron.

"Well here we are. Room 104." Said Kim. Opening her new room .

"The only thing that sucks about this place is the faculty assigning everyone a room and a roommate." Said Ron looking around at the place.

"Oh I don't think it will be that bad Ron. At least that way we can meet someone new." Kim claimed the Bed near the window.

"Yeah I guest so."

"Not to mention the free time we will have once our classes are over with…and our homework."

"Well I'm gonna go check into my room don't forget we all meet at BN when our classes are over ok?" said Monique heading to the door.

"Alright see ya Monique." Said Ron.

"Bye." Said Kim. Just as Monique got to the door it open up. And in walked a model. "Oh hello their." She said in the most lovely of voices. The room was dead silent. Kim was the first to regain her sense. "oh um hello you must be my roommate. I- I hope you don't mind if I took the bed by the window." She said. "She walked over to the other bed in the dark Conner. "That's fine I like the dark." "oh and my name is Maria. Maria Vampyre." She said. Kim walked over to shake her hand. " Mine's is Kim possible." "Kim Possible. What a strange name." she said. "Well vampyre isn't really that common of a name either." "true…so true." Maria looked Kim up and down. "Oh and these are my friends Ron Stoppble and Monique Fereeze." "Everyone has such interesting names. Great their will no mocking then let us head to our first class hmmm?" said Maria gesturing out the door.

"Oh go on head I've got to do something to my room." Said Ron. Leaving.

"Uh yeah same here. Um we'll meat up later ok Kim?"

"Yeah sure." Said Kim.

"Well then who do you have first Kim Possible?" said Maria.

"uhhh Mr. Jorden in Business 101."

"Oh so do I."

They continued to talk during the rest of their way to class.

"I hear he's quiet the hit with the women." Said Maria.

"yeah women." Said Kim.

45 minutes into class.

A note was past to Kim during the lecture.

Kim being the good girl she is stuffed it in her pocket. But the curiosity overwhelmed her.

'Kim meet me had The PL Ace at 8 O' clock okay? '

Kim turned around to see the eyes of Maria staring her down.

Kim returned back to the long lecture that she was sure to take up next 28 years of her it was over in 5 minutes.

Kim moved on to her next class which continued like the first but this time it was about the history of English and other topics. Kim started to wonder what Ron was doing at the time. Is classes were completely different then hers.

Cooking Arts

"Now class remember to add two cups oil before applying the batter to the pan. Cindy don't forget to use 5 cups of water instead 3 okay make sure you cake has a moist outside to make the inside feel a lot better about it's physic okay?Everyone okay with that and don't worry you all get to eat what you make after everyone is all done. And don't to forget to sign up for the bake off which is next month,so no need to hurry and rush and ruin your wonderful creations."

"I am so entering that contest!" Clare to her partner.

"Hey Ron you should enter too."

"ya think so Kevin?" said Ron.

"Is your nose stuffed up? Dude smell that that's the smell of Heaven." Said Kevin sniffing the air.

"Your just saying that so I will let you try my cake." Said Ron applying the frosting.

"Wow it's only been two hours and 35 minutes and you all ready know me well." Said Kevin tearing up.

"Well it's like you said, your like a walking book that everyone has read more than 25 times."

"You actually paid attention to me?You really are as nice as they say."

"As who says?"

"My father is the Dean of this school."

"Well you certainly left that out of the conversation."

"Well it's not something you would share with someone you just met."

"…"

"So Ron are you doing something tonight?I mean like you could come hang out with me and the guys or something."

"Well I guest I could but I promised my girlfriend that I meet up with her at BN."

"Wow text is the future speech."

Ron and Kevin laughed.

"And what are you two laughing about?" said Clare walking over to the pair.

"None of your buisness,Clare." said Kevin. Ron could sense some tenson between the decided to speak up.

"We're just talking about entering the contest Clare, not a big deal."

"Well it is if you think you're gonna go against me!"

Kevin whispered to Ron, " Clare has entered in every single cooking compentemsion sense she was four years old and has come out 1st place every single time."

"Really they let a four year old into a cooking contest?" said Ron.

"You best believe it !" said clare.

"wait a minute Clare... I've heard that name before. But where?' thought Ron as he pondeed where he had heard that name in his life before.

Top Secret Lab

Intruder alert,intruder alert,intruder alert!

The PL Ace

"So where does this club get it's name from?" asked Kim taking a drink of her drink.

"Well the owner needed a plAce where PeopLe could come to and dance their sorrows away without the smoke,the beer and the drugs… so he came up with PL Ace… PeopLe's plAce."

"Very clever." Said Kim as she watched Maria pull something out of her pocket. Kim thought it was a packet of smokes and was wanting to leave when she saw it was just some hard candy that was colored a ver dark red. "Would you like some?" she ask Kim. "uh sure." Said Kim holding out her hand for a piece. Maria grabbed her hand and put her closer. She put a stick in Kim's mouth and put the end that was out in her mouth. It looked as if they were kissing. Kim was shocked and surprise. She kept her body still as possible so their lips wouldn't touch. But maria was playing with it with her tongue. Kim then begin to taste the candy in her mouth. It was awful. "What's the matter you don't like the taste?" said Maria. Kim had a feeling Maria knew what her reaction would be like. "well-" Kim was cut off by a beeping noise on her wrist. "um I have to go maria. Are you okay to drive home by yourself?" said Kim grabbing her jacket. "Kim Possible. You've only been at that school for one day and you are already calling it home. You get used to things too fast. That is a very good thing to have in a person. You never know when change will happen and when it does most people don't know how to deal with it" "…" Kim didn't know what to say to that. No one ever talked to her liked that before. "I'll be fine go on ahead." Mara took another sip of drink before getting up and walking out the door. Kim soon went out the door after gathering her thoughts.

Top Secret Lab

"Well done Shego we've successfully nabbed the DWM." Said Dr. Drakken holding a small remote control.

"And this DWM does what exactly?" said Shego brushing off her gloves.

"Glad you asked Shego for you see with this I will be able to-"

"Get foiled again?" said Kim as she and her sidekick Ron made their entrance onto the building.

"Kim Pos-?"

" There's no time for you to be surprised damit!"

Shego ignited her hands and charged herself at Kim. Meanwhile Drakken was attempting to escape but was being held up by Ron.

"Well Shego I would have expected you to at least be aware of the security around this place but I guess I was wrong." Said Kim during her fight against Shego. "Oh please I would have disabled it if weren't for Drakken and his skills." Shego jumped on top of Kim pinning her down.

'wait I know that smell'thought Shego as Kim struggled underneath her. "hmm nice perfume where cha' get it?" said Shego. "The MALL," said Kim pushing Shego off her. "I got it from Jermey's Dairy."

Shego chuckled.

"You can actually afford stuff in that place?" said the green sidekick as she deliverd one to Kim's ribcage, hoping to break it. Kim stepped back. Miss.

"Are you trying to say you think Im poor?" said Kim throwing a punch at Shego's face. Swing and a miss.

"NO…"

Shego grabbed Kim's arm and pulled her closer so they were just inches from each other. Shego smirked.

"…but your fashion sense is." Shego threw Kim across the room into a wall.

Next thing She knew she was walking back to her dorm room.

"Oh hi Maria." Said Kim closer the door. She had been hoping she would be asleep but luck was on evil's side today. "Hello. Kim." Kim took off her gloves and turned off her Kimmunicator which she then set on the dresser that was provided for sighed. "What is the ?" Kim could swear the girl never moved a inched once. " Well I had a run in with Drakken and Shego and the mission ended up fail." "Fail?" "Yes they got away and it was my fought. I usually don't screw up like that." "Oh that is bad then." They sat in silence for a while until Maria, dressed in nothing but a top and underwear,walked over to Kim and sat on her lap. "Uhh Maria what the hell are you doing?" Kim didn't like to use those words but she only used them when she was angry or confused. And she was very confused now that a topless girl was on her now dropped pants kissing her neck. "You like this. Kim?" "Su-" maria put her finger to Kim's lips. "Don't tell me… Show me."

"Okay……….master."

A/N:Thank you for the reviews people. And I don't like my summary either Naitan. I've been working on one sense I made the first chapter. Be aware of the changing summary during the week.