Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana.
Oliver is what...?
Lilly and Miley are walking to class. They are in their senior year of high school.
"Ya know, Lils...sorry to be the one to tell ya this, but I heard something weird. Our buddy Oliver Oken is...is...gay." says Miley.
"Miley. Oliver is what...? No, that can't be true." says Lilly.
"It is true. Kevin told me and he knows everything that goes on among the dudes." says Miley.
"That's bad. I kinda have a crush on Oliver..." says Lilly in a sad tone.
"Awww!" says Miley as she give Lilly a hug in an attempt to comfort her.
"Miley, thanks for being here for me. You're an awesome BFF." says Lilly.
"I'm doin' my best to be a good buddy." says Miley.
"Right and I love that." says Lilly with a cute smile.
"Cute." says Miley in a soft tone.
"Hi, guys. What's going on?" says Oliver as he walk up behind Miley and Lilly.
"Shit, Oliver! Ya shouldn't be sneakin' up on people like that. I almost pooped me pants right there, dang it." says Miley.
"Uh..sorry, guys." says Oliver.
"Oken, think before ya do stuff, okay? Some common sense has never done a dude any harm." says Miley.
"Is it true, Oliver?" says Lilly.
"What? I don't know waht you're talking about, Lilly..." says Oliver confused.
"The rumor about your new status as a fucking damn gay guy!" says Lilly in anger.
"It actually is." says Oliver.
"Why? How? I deserve some info here, Oliver Oscar Oken, you stupid poop-head." says Lilly, still angry.
"I just discovered, a few weeks ago, that I like guys more than girls. Nothing more." says Oliver.
"There's gotta be more to it than that, Oliver. C'mon, tell me...us, the truth." says Lilly. "Did you suddenly swallow the crap?"
"Lils, calm down. I'm sure Oliver didn't wanna break your heart." says Miley in a mature tone.
"Break her heart...? I'd never do that." says Oliver.
"Ollie, ya see, Lils had a crush on ya and that's why she's mad about the fact that ya are gay." says Miley.
"Lilly. I'm sorry." says Oliver.
"Not good enough. You aren't supposed to be gay. I never say any signs of something like that from you. This has to be a crappy dream." says Lilly as she pinch herself hard on the neck. "Shit, that hurts! This is real..."
"Nobody can change what they really love, Lilly." says Oliver.
"Oh yeah? Let me be the judge of that. I'm gonna knock every piece of gay from your damn body." says Lilly in anger.
"Lils, stop that, at once!" says Miley as she hold onto Lilly to keep her from attacking Oliver.
"And this is where I leave." says Oliver as he decides to walk away instead of being there for Lilly to punch him in the face.
"Oliver! You can run, but you can't hide. I'm gonna fuckin' kill you." says Lilly.
"Lils, calm down. Take a deep breath and relax yourself. Please." says Miley.
"Southern chick with the blazing fiery personality says what...?" says Lilly.
"Copyrighted. Anyways...you need to llok at this from a mature standpoint. I know that you're mad at Oliver, but punching the livin' crap out of him ain't gonna fix it. Rather the opposite, I'd guess." says Miley.
"Miley...sorry. I just got so mad when I found out that Ollie is gay..." says Lilly as she calms down.
"I can understand why ya got mad, but we have to be mature and deal with things in a calm nice way." says Miley.
"You're right. We're not kids anymore." says Lilly.
"Exactly. We need to act our age." says Miley.
"Do you think I can fall in love with someone else?" says Lilly.
"Sure. It may take a while, but you'll find someone, I'm sure. No need to worry too much about that." says Miley.
"Thanks for you support, Miley. You're so cool." says Lilly with a smile.
"So are you." says Miley.
"I try to be, but sometimes I'm kinda a goof..." says Lilly.
"I know, but that's okay." says Miley.
"Awwww! You're sweet." says Lilly.
"Thanks, girl." says Miley with a smile.
5 hours later.
"Lils, see ya at the beach later." says Miley.
"Okay." says Lilly.
"I have a few things that I need to take care of so I'll meet ya at the beach once I'm done with 'em." says Miley.
"Sure." says Lilly.
2 hours later, Miley show up at the beach. She's wearing dark-blue skinny jeans, a pair of nice black converse and a tight red push-up bikini top.
She finds Lilly who is behind the counter where she works.
Lilly is wearing pink baggy sweatpants, green combat boots a yellow bikini top.
"Hi, Lils. How's it goin'...?" says Miley.
"Pretty good. Mostly nice friendly people here today. No rude perverted boys." says Lilly.
"Okay, nice. Seen our friend Oliver around here?" says Miley.
"No, not today. Actually I've not seen anyone I know." says Lilly.
"Alright. I've bought ya a lil' something. Might cheer ya up a bit." says Miley as she open her bag and hans Lilly a bottle of beer.
"Awww! Thank you, Miley. So cool." says Lilly.
"No problem, babe. Ya better hide it though unless ya wanna lose your job. Mr Devon ain't gonna be happy if he sees ya drink at work, Lils." says Miley.
"Good point, Miles." says Lilly.
Lilly hides the bottle in her bag.
"When you're done here, let's go get coffee." says MIley.
"Sounds wonderful." says Lilly.
"Good." says Miley. "You're truly a good friend that I can trust with any issue from something minor to the biggest of problems."
"Me feels the same about you." says Lilly.
"Thanks." says Miley.
"I heard that your friend Oken is gay now." says Rico as he walk up to Miley and Lilly.
"It's true, but you can't bully him for it, ya lil' fuckin' piece of shit. There's nothing wrong about being a gay person." says Miley in a hard tone, her southern accent becoming more prominent as it always get when she is kinda angry.
"Chill, Stewart. I didn't intend to bully him, okay?" says Rico.
"Ya aint' foolin' me, Rico ya fuckin' perv-boy. I know what sort of dude ya are. Your mind love being rude to people. It's no secret." says Miley.
"Sure, but I can be nice sometimes." says Rico.
"I find that hard to believe, but I guess I should give ya a chance." says Miley.
"Thanks, babe." says Rico.
"Miley not babe." says Miley.
"Right...whatever..." says Rico.
"Rico, leave Miles and Lils alone." says Oliver as he suddenly show up.
"Opppss!" says Rico and then walk away.
"Oliver, thanks." says Miley with a smile.
"No problem, guys. I mean, what are best friends for? Anyways, are you still mad at me, Lilly? I hope not." says Oliver in a mature calm tone.
"I'm a lot less mad at you, Oliver." says Lilly. "Thanks for getting rid of Rico for us."
"It's always fun to scare him now that I'm much stronger than I used to be a few years ago." says Oliver.
"Those hours and hours in the gym has proven to be worth it." says Miley.
"Very true, Miles. I've gained almost 14 pounds of pure muscle over the past year and a half and that's a good thing for sure." says Oliver.
"Totally." says Lilly with a bright smile.
"What's new?" says Oliver.
"Not much." says Lilly in a casual tone. "I'm on my period and Miley...or Hannah, I should say...has won another award and I got an A on my Spanish test."
"Alright." says Oliver.
"How's life as a gay man, Oken?" says Miley.
"It's really good. Feels nice to be open about it." says Oliver.
"Well, I'm glad for ya." says Miley.
"Thanks, Miley." says Oliver.
"You're welcome, Oliver." says Miley.
"Lilly. I hope you're glad for me too." says Oliver.
"I am, but it's kinda hard for me to accept that you're gay." says Lilly.
"If you wanna be my friend you should accept it." says Oliver.
"Okay...me will try my best." says Lilly.
"Nice. I couldn't ask for more." says Oliver.
"I'll make sure she's trying." says Miley.
"Gee! Thanks..." says Lilly in her sarcastic tone.
"Lils, be nice." says Miley.
"Sorry." says Lilly.
"It's okay." says Oliver.
"Sweet." says Lilly with a tiny smile.
"I should head to work now. See ya both later." says Oliver as he leave.
"See ya, Oliver." says Miley.
Oliver walk away.
"Miley...are you really okay with the fact that Oliver's gay?" says Lilly.
"Yeah, I am. There's nothing wrong about gay people, Lilly. I respect all forms of sexuality as long as it's within the law." says Miley.
"So do I...sort of, but it's just so hard to accept that Oliver is gay now..." says Lilly.
"C'mon, Lils. You'll find someone new soon." says Miley.
"I hope so..." says Lilly.
"No fear. I'm sure ya can find someone. You're cool, sweet, nice, hot and sexy." says Miley. "There has to be a guy out there who wants ya."
"Thanks for your support, Miley." says Lilly.
"Lils, you're my best bud. I'd do anything for ya." says Miley with a smile.
"Awwww!" says a happy Lilly as she gives Miley a hug.
The next day.
"Miles, is it true that Oliver's gay?" says Robby Ray.
"Yeah, dad. It's true. I didn't expect it either." says Miley.
"I understand. This is truly a surprise." says Robby Ray. "Not that it's wrong 'cause it's not, but Oliver never displayed any typical gay traits. Just the opposite."
"Seems like the times of suprises ain't over yet huh?" says Miley. "I respect Oliver's sexuality though and I still see him as my best guy bud."
"Good. I'm glad your view on Oiver hasn't changed because of the fact that he's gay." says Robby Ray. "You're mature, Miles. I'm proud of ya."
"Thanks, dad." says Miley.
"No problem, bud." says Robby Ray.
"I'm goin' down to the beach. See ya later, dad." says Miley.
"Sure. See ya, bud." says Robby Ray.
Miley walk down to the beach.
At the same time, Oliver is at the mall to buy a birthday present for his brother.
"Hi, Oken. Are you shopping?" says Dave Porter.
"Dave, man...just lookin' for a bithday present for my younger bro." says Oliver.
"I see. Found anything?" says Dave.
"No, not really. I'm not sure what to get." says Oliver.
"Can I help you?" says Dave.
"Sure, man." says Oliver.
"Damn, you're hot." says Dave as she suddenly gives Oliver a kiss.
"Shit, man! What are you doin'...?" says Oliver, pushing Dave backwards.
"I know you're gay." says Dave.
"Yeah, but you're not exactly my type." says Oliver. "I'm looking for a dude who's more like me."
"Never heard of opposites attract...?" says Dave.
"Of course I have, man. It's just so that it doesn't apply to my situation." says Oliver.
"Okay. Sorry..." says Dave as he walk away.
"That was weird..." mumbles Oliver.
20 minutes later at the beach.
"Lils, have ya seen Oliver?" says Miley.
"No, he's not here. I've no idea where he is." says Lilly.
"I understand. Do ya want something? A burger perhaps? Maybe a hot dog? Or a drink?" says Miley.
"Well...a hot dog would be yummy." says Lilly.
"Alright, I'll get one for ya." says Miley as she walk away.
Miley walk away and return 4 minutes later with a hot dog for Lilly and a cup of coffee for herself.
"Here ya go, Lils. One hot dog with simple mustard. Just the way me Lils like it." says Miley with a cute smile.
