A/N: Sorry I haven't updated but on the good side my tests are finished and you get the next chapter! :•)
Disclaimer: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't own Twilight
Neither do you!
On With the Chapter!!
Emmett Pov
After leaving Gucci I decided to go to Kirkland's Home store to try and find Esme something.
3 Hours later.
After looking at everything in the store except the tables ,I finally told the lady that was leading me around that I could probably find what I needed by myself.
Another 3 Hours (Don't you think that Alice is enjoying this time to shop!)
I looked at every table, and I mean every table not just three or four, I am talking hundreds of tables! (Idk if they have hundreds of tables so let's just say that they do in my story!) I was about to leave when I saw a younger woman carrying a box into the back room. So I ran to her and asked, "Can I see that?" She quickly handed the box over to me. I looked at the sticker on it. A table with a clock for the top of it. Perfect!!! So I quickly carried it to the front of the store, and laid it on the counter. When I looked up, what did I see behind the counter? An old lady asleep with way to much eyeliner, eyeshadow, and lipstick. From the looks of it she had some Botox too, and breast implants. ASLEEP!!!! So I looked at the nametag to find out what her name was. Rosalie. So I tried calling her name. Nothing. Making .So I finally just took out my wallet and was going to wave money in front of her face. Before I could try she was awake. "What can I do for you sonny boy?",she asked pushing her chest out.I pushes the box towards her afraid to say made a face then scanned it and told me how much .I paid her and took the bag that she had put the box in, and quickly made my way out of the store. I then went to the Rolex watch store. And got Carlisle a new watch. After tripping over one of the bags I was carrying, and received a text. I looked at the little screen. Alice. I grimaced at the screen afraid of what she would have to say. I read the text. Have a nice trip! See u n the fall. U r n truble cuz u filled up my car with ur crap! Hurry up, I am ready 2 go. Stupid annoying pixie.
When I started thinking about when I tripped. I thought of Bella. Oh Snap! I didn't get Bella, Jacob, Nessie, or me anything. So I quickly found a shoe store and bought Bella some converse. I found a Petco . And boy did I have fun in there! I bought him a dog brush, flee shampoo, and a squeaky toy. Then thought of little sweet Nessie. A baby doll!! So I found a map of the mall and found a Toys-R-us. When I got in Toys-R-us I saw the perfect baby doll. It eats, uses the bathroom and talks! After buying that, I decided that I deserved something. So I went to GameStop. I bought seven games and a new guitar for guitar after Nessie used the other one to hit Jasper over the head and broke it. I made my way towards the car, unsure what to do with all the bags we had.
_____________________________________________________________________________________A/N: Next the rath of Alice!!!Grrrrr! All the gifts r on my profile except for Jacob, Nessie, and Emmett's present.
