Thanks guys for your support :D Thanks to your 7 reviews I'm going to start to try writing/typing more of these. Now without furthere ado, I shall give you chapter 2. Hopefully I'll learn how to edit the story so it won't be said as a one-shot.
Disclaimer: I do not own League of Legends. If I did, Garen X Katarina, Ezreal X Lux would be real. Why start something you can't finish Riot? Or why leave your fans in suspense about their relationship?
"SONNOFA BITCH!" Ezreal yelled.
Ezreal was currently having snap traps and cupcakes removed from various places on his body.
"You know, this just proves my point." Ezreal stated. "Caitlyn is a sociopathic person that gets off on peoples pain. I mean, who makes traps like these for yordles? Little tiny yordles?"
Taric, who was currently removing said traps from the explorers body, simply looked at our blonde.
"The same type of person who wants to kill said Yordles?" Taric said impassively.
"Bah! That proves nothing!" Ezreal said.
Taric simply shrugged and resumed removing the traps and whatever was left from the cupcakes.
"Oh yeah, uhh... please don't do anything bad to me Taric." Ezreal said nervously.
Taric blinked. "What do you mean?" He said confused.
"Well just... uhhh... I don't know how to say this..." The genius started thinking.
"Just say it." Taric said with some interest.
"Well you're gay right?" Ezreal asked.
"I prefer men, yes." Taric responded.
"Well I'm straight... so... I don't want you to... you know..." Ezreal said awkwardly.
"Oh please Ezreal, don't flatter yourself." Taric said, losing interest as he resumed pulling the traps off of Ezreal.
"...Wait, what's that supposed to mean?" Ezreal asked confused.
"Well... how do I say this..." Taric started.
"What? Say what?" Ezreal asked curiously.
"What do "gay" people like?" Taric started.
"Guys, I believe." Ezreal answered.
"Who do they not like?" Taric questioned.
"People of the female variety?" Ezreal answered, wondering where this was going.
"Yes, that's why i'm not interested in you." Taric finished.
"... Wait what?" Ezreal asked offended.
"Well you see... you are too feminine for my taste." Taric answered impassively.
"WHAT?! HOW?!" Ezreal yelled.
"Well... 1: You dance like a girl." Taric listed.
"Haruhi Suzumiya is awesome. Besides, wouldn't that make girls who dance like guys too masculine?" Ezreal countered.
"2: You really haven't done anything considered as "manly"." Taric said.
"That's completely based on perspectives! Exploring can be considered as manly!" Ezreal proclaimed.
"3: You don't even have anything to make you seem more masculine. Like muscles or something." The Gem Knight said as if he's said it a thousand times.
"OH REALLY?! IS IT JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE TRYNDAMERE AND LEE SIN ARE RIPPED?! FRIGGIN CLOUD STRIFE CAN CARRY A BIG SWORD AND HE ALREADY CROSSDRESSED!" The Prodigy yelled, losing his cool.
"No, it's because people like Riven can benchpress your entire weight." Taric said without any care for what he said.
"That's BS!" Ezreal fumed. "I can take Riven on and beat her 1 on 1!" Ezreal claimed.
"Does beating a girl make you manlier?" Taric mused.
...
Meanwhile...
"Hey, Cupcake!" A pink haired girl with giant metal hands yelled.
Looking up from the book she was reading, our sheriff responded. "What is it Vi?"
"Have you got any leads on who the burglar is yet? It's been so long since I punched something." Vi whined.
"You can always go to the league if you're so eager for a fight." Caitlyn responded.
"The league? You mean walk like 100 miles away just to end up in a waiting room for another hour and than end up having to fight with other people and getting killed somewhere along the way, only to revive to kill them again until I can destroy a magical purple crystal of hope or whatever?" Vi said deadpanned. "Not to mention there's people that use magic instead of actually engaging in a fight. So, no thank you.
Caitlyn sighed, it was hard to keep the pinkette entertained. "Go see what Jayce is doing than. I'm sure he'd love to be bothered right now."
"I did! He isn't home right now. Why do you think I'm here instead of there?" The former criminal asked.
"Just go away. I asked some people to come over here to help study this case and I don't need your comment about causing pain to the burglar every 20 seconds." The brunette said.
"Why I'm hurt, Cupcake!" Vi said with fake pain. "I don't just want to cause pain towards the burglar, I also want to be able to get the bounty money to afford more things!"
The Sheriff face palmed. "Just don't terrorize the guests."
"Wait, does the guests include Golden Boy?" Vi asked, smirking.
"Yes, but I don't see how that matters." Caitlyn said impassively.
"Weeeeellll~ I don't know about you, but yesterday when I came to find you, I found a pretty surprising scene." The Pinkette grinned.
"He was messing with me!" Caitlyn yelled, though her red face was evident to how she felt about it.
"Yes, because biting his shoulders and clinging onto him is him messing with you." Vi said deadpanned.
Caitlyn groaned.
That single event wasn't going to be ignored anytime soon.
Back to Ezreal.
"Friggin Taric and his friggin opinion…efuifwl" Ezreal muttered as he walked towards a bar.
"Hey kid! What's up?" A voice can be heard at the corner of the bar."
Ezreal looked up to see a middle aged man with a hat tilted to cover his face.
"Not now TF, I don't feel like losing money." Ezreal sighed.
"Well you can always bet your pride if you want. Not that you have that much considering the last bet you made pretty much killed any pride you had left." The Card Shark grinned.
"I hate you so much..." The boy muttered.
"Hate is such a strong word. I mean, I did help you find info on that A trax guy or whatever right?" Twisted said innocently.
"FUCK YOU! I won that game myself!" The Prodigy yelled.
"In the end, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have gotten any relevant info towards that subject." Twisted said nonchalantly.
"Leona dammit." Ezreal said. "I hate karma."
Well there's the 2nd chapter. I don't really know how to get this into an actual story, but I shall try. FOR DEMACIA!
The next chapter depends on how much work I have.
Well I shall now go work on other projects, like Pokemon stuff.
Au Revoir~!
