To be honest, I could've send this chapter out 2 days ago. I was just lazy to type it and felt like playing League of Legends to do some studying on it. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY GUYS!
Disclaimer: I do not own League of Legends. If I did I would give Vi and Lucian more skins. Possibly a Battle bunny Vi.
"…Straight Flush." Ezreal said confidently.
"Royal Flush." Twisted said without any change in emotions.
"FUCKING HACKS!" Ezreal yelled. "LAG! HAX!"
"Calm down, you're embarrassing yourself… wait, no pride, riiiiiiiight." Twisted said yawning.
"You have to be cheating, NOONE can be that good at cards." Ezreal protested.
"Here, want a tip to be better at this?" TF said smirking.
Ezreal stopped. Now it didn't take a genius to know that if one can be good at cards, they can get get as much money as they can. Money or more.
"TEACH ME!" Ezreal begged.
"Okay come over here, kid." The Card Shark ordered.
The Prodigy scooted over, eyes sparkling,
"Listen carefully, you know how you usually suck?" The Cardmaster said.
Ezreal simply nodded.
"Try doing the opposite." Twisted said laughing.
"…"
Ezreal took a few seconds to take that in.
"YOU SONNOF-"Ezreal started.
"Cursing, the last resort of people with a low vocabulary everywhere." Twisted said yawning.
"I hate you." Ezreal said, glaring at the card master.
"You'll really hate me for what I'm about to make you do." Twisted said with a leer in his eyes.
Meanwhile
Shen stared off into the distance quietly.
Kennen noticed this and looked up. "What's wrong Shen?"
"…"
"…?"
"There is a disturbance in the balance…" Shen finally said.
Back to Ezreal
"Oh god no." Ezreal said.
"Oh yes." Twisted said, holding back a laughter.
"…the cycle of life and death is merciless."Nasus said.
"Ohhhh boy, this is going to be real entertaining." Ms. Fortune cackled.
"Who are you punishing here again? Ezreal? Or Garen…" Vayne asked.
A crowd had gathered around to watch another bet that Twisted had set up. This was one of the best sources of entertainment for the bar. The owner himself encourages it.
"Either way, Ezreal isn't going to live today. Poor Ez." Riven said.
"I AM NOT DOING THIS!" The Explorer everyone was talking about yelled.
"You have to or you're going to be labeled as a man bitch." TF said.
"…I hate my life." The blonde said in defeat.
A 20 second teleport to Demacia later
Lux was having a beautiful day. She got up and made some pancakes with smiley faces. Walked to work to train as a champion of Demacia. On the way there, she found a bag of gold. 800 gold! That's not a lot compared to her payment for being a champion, but free money is free money. She finished training and went to the library to study up on some magic. Her brother Garen was there too!
"Can this day get any better?" She thought to herself.
Suddenly, she saw a flash of yellow and one of her best friends appeared right in front of her, on the table she was reading at.
"EEP!" She said falling back from her chair.
Garen responded with a giant sword to the boys head. Which missed thanks to his quick reactions. However the table was not so lucky and was smashed to bits.
"WHOA! Friendly explorer here!" Ezreal said, not wanting to get chopped up into a million pieces. No exaggeration, Garen would really take the time to cut him into a million pieces.
"Why are you here, Piltlover boy?" Garen asked stone-faced.
"Piltlover boy, Golden boy, Pretty boy, Yellow boy… what's with everyone calling me a boy?" Ezreal muttered to himself.
He looked up at Lux, who was still shocked to see him flash onto the table out of nowhere.
There was a moment of silence, right when Garen was about to repeat his question, the unspeakable happened.
Ezreal pinned Lux to the floor and locked his lips with hers.
The librarian Ryze dropped his book at the sight of this.
Nasus can only pray to whatever Shuriman God there was.
Vayne just lowered her sunglasses to watch in disbelief.
Riven giggled.
Twisted Fate was busy videoing this to forever remember this moment.
However, ironically, the one who hadn't reacted was Garen, who was merely staring with his mouth opened in disbelief. The look on his face was enough to make Miss Fortune roll on the floor, clutching her stomach, laughing.
It took 2 minutes for Garen to realize this wasn't an illusion or dream.
"Wow, they're still going at it." Riven said.
"I told him to not stop until he's interrupted… I thought Garen would've done something at the first 10 seconds at least." Twisted stated.
"How long do you think this'll last until Garen yells Demacia?" Riven asked.
"Mmmm… give it 3 mor-"Twisted began to answer.
"DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"or 1 and a half more seconds, either one." Twisted finish.
That was Ezreal's cue to leave before he got chopped into said million pieces.
Like a Teemo, he ran before anything can happen to him.
"Magic, don't fail me now!" Ezreal said as he used his Arcane Shift to flash out.
"GET BACK HERE PILTLOVER FILTH! HOW DARE YOU SULLY MY SISTER!" Garen bellowed with rage as he chased the boy genius.
Meanwhile the spectators merely looked over at Twisted Fate.
"You are a horrible person." Riven said.
"That's a lie. I could always be Teemo." The Card Shark responded.
"DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAA!" Garen could still be heard yelling.
"Holy Leona! Was that a fucking lamp post?!" Ezreal yelled.
Lux was still blushing and looking at the floor from what just happened.
Meanwhile
"…Someone out there is copying my style." A grandmaster of arms said.
Meanwhile, all the way back in Piltlover
Caitlyn was with Heimderdinger to check the cameras when they both heard someone yelling about ripping someone's limbs out and Demacia.
"Should we do something about that?" Heimderdinger asked.
Sipping her tea impassively, the beautiful brunette thought for 3 seconds than shrugged.
"Nah, he probably deserved it." She answered.
Heimderdinger merely went back to work, ignoring the eventual murder of a fellow Piltlover champion.
Hooray! Chapter 3 done! I don't know when the 4th chapter will come out, but I can at least tell you that it has only been 3 hours into the day for Ezreal and company.
Review to tell me what I did wrong! Or you can complement me :3?
If you don't, Twisted will challenge you to a game of cards and dare you to pretty much get yourself into a murder case.
With that last note: Goodbyyyyyye~!
