Disclaimers: I do not own League of Legends. If somehow and in some way I did, do you really thing I'd be spending my free time writing for a bunch of people who honestly don't care about me and only want more chapters? Greedy peasants… Even though I'm the same…
"So let me get this straight…" Ezreal began. "You were chasing Jinx from League of Legends down, because she snuck into Heimerdingers' lab and left gaping holes into his property, property which held dangerous knowledge about a secret to become even more powerful without any side effects, drugs or any other power."
"Yes, this knowledge is dangerous, that it would've been better if she destroyed it by accident." Caitlyn stated.
"Destroy countless years of my research?! Caitlyn, how dare you suggest such a horrendous idea?" Heimerdinger nearly screamed at the top of his yordle lungs.
"Calm down, Einstein. We know your research is important, but it's better off gone then for someone else to have it, right?" Vi reasoned.
"Something so dangerous that it's better off gone then with someone else… sounds like my type of knowledge!" Ezreal grinned ferally at the thought.
He was simultaneously smacked by 3 of his so called friends.
"Idiot, this isn't your sort of knowledge. This is the type of power that ANYONE can get and all they need is the knowledge to be able to acquire it." Caitlyn said deadpanned.
"If it's so dangerous, why are you studying it anyways? Aren't you just doing whatever enemies we haves' job for them?" the Blonde Genius asked innocently.
The 3 of them sat in silent, pondering his question.
After a minute or 2, it was surprisingly Vi who answered.
"Well we are, but we aren't the only people in the world to know this, so if someone does manage to acquire this, we'd be able to counter it by the time we see them." Vi answered.
"You act like we're going to war soon." Ezreal grumbled.
"We are." Heimerdinger said in a voice that hinted sadness.
"What? When? Who? It can't be Noxus, otherwise I would've known." Ezreal said immediately thinking of the closest thing to evil in Runeterra.
"Nope, you forgot about The Void didn't you? Also the Shadow Isles and our rivals, Zaun." Caitlyn smirked at his bias against Noxus.
"I don't think the Void has any scientists looking this up, unless you plan on Velkoz zapping one of us. The Shadow Isles aren't warmongering and some of their inhabitants aren't that bad, while Zaun isn't going to just engage with us into an all-out war." Ezreal reasoned.
"You know that the only thing Zaun has ever done is have a contest or a tournament to measure their dicks towards ours." The young boy said deadpanned looking at the 3 of them.
"While your vocabulary can be a bit more… polished" Caitlyn began "The fact is that we need to prepare for the worse. Being prepared is half the battle and if Piltover, the home of the greatest minds in the world, aren't prepared for something, then who will?"
The prodigy stared at her for a moment. He knew that Caitlyn loved Piltover and would defend it in any way she can. Pride was one of the things she'd ensure that Piltover kept. Who can blame her when she was born here and this was the only real place she's been to besides the institute of war?
Ezreal on the other hand… He honestly didn't care too much. Sure he loved Piltover and would proudly say it, but he was an explorer and explorers don't get attached to any place. So he couldn't sympathize with Caitlyn.
Ezreal sighed and sat on the couch of Caitlyns' office.
"So mind telling me what this power is? I won't tell anyone and it seems dangerous enough for me to not just flaunt it around." Ezreal asked.
"I'm sorry Ezreal, but we can't tell you at the risk of you being captured." The yordle said.
"What? Me? Captured? BLASPHEMY I SAY!" The prodigal explorer exclaimed in disbelief.
"You just got back from jail in Noxus and spent many hours running from a man with heavy armor throwing lamp posts while you weren't as burdened as him." Vi said, reading from the report she got from Noxus.
"That was a Garen. You know what a Garen is? An overprotective brother that will beat Hecarim in a race or arm wrestle Gnar and Braum at the same time to protect his sister in any way." The boy said, defending himself.
"Garen? Hah! What did you do to Lux this time? Did you smile at her? Did you pick up her books? No, wait… you said hi in a way that was not of Demacian standards!" Vi laughed, remembering the last time she had to dealt with the Might of Demacia when he thought she was lez.
"No… I… well… I got dared by Twisted Fate…" He began.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Caitlyn asked, curious as to what Twisted Fate had to do with Garen and his younger sister.
"Well he dared me to make out with her right in front of Garen until he yells Demacia or she can't breathe anymore." Ezreal said as the 3 let that thought sunk in.
"Well then… um… good job?" Heimerdinger said to one of his only male friends.
What was a yordle professor supposed to say to his friend? He kissed a girl… so does that not require a form of congratulations?
"Well then… I have to say you have bigger balls then I thought, Golden Boy." Vi said, processing it slowly. She herself dealt with a casually protective Garen and was still very wary about the soldier, but Ezreal just set his anger levels to the point where the next time he sees him, Ezreal will be seeing sound and screaming for Black Jesus or any other god he can think of to reduce the pain.
Caitlyn was just shocked. She never believed in the rumors that were floating around about Ezreal and Lux or Ezreal and Taric or Ezreal and Sona or Ezreal and anyone to be honest.
They all just sat and tried to play what happened out in their minds. Thinking Twisted Fate was a horrible person, but at the very same time, each had mixed feelings about what happened.
Heimerdinger wasn't sure of what to say about that. Was he an idiot? Or was he lucky?
Vi wondered the same, but wondering how far he'd go with a bet.
Caitlyn didn't know how she felt.
In the end, Ezreal's day wasn't going to end soon as Lux opened the door timidly.
"Umm… Caitlyn are you here? I want to talk to you about something…" Her soft voice can be heard as she entered.
THERE WE GO! That is chapter IDFK.
IDC
I'm going to go get that Poro king icon even if it kills me!
