Disclaimers: I am now Silver 4… how the might have fallen. League used to be so much easier in S2 on my old account. Around Dia 3 elo, decided to take a break after being banned, then guess what happens? I come back onto a new account to be just as good as I was when first starting the game, around gold level. The depression. Anyways, this chapter should pretty much just be foreshadowing with every skin that came out after the last chapter was posted. Let's see how that goes.
Now Ezreal wasn't a coward, far from it to be fair, however, he was smart enough to know that taking a girls first kiss then indirectly causing her big brother, who she loves, to be in a jail. Not just any jail either, possibly the worse jail for him to be in. Ezreal would bet that Garen would have a much better time trapped in The Void or having his soul bounded to the Shadow Isles. Honestly, sending Garen to a Noxus prison is like dropping Yasuo off in Ionia.
Nothing good will come from it is what should be unsaid.
However, due to the sudden appearance of Lux in the sound of her timid voice coming into Caitlyn's office, everyone instantly froze. What are the chances of Lux appearing in Caitlyn's Office, much less Piltover, where they all happened to be with said Blonde Explorer?
Honestly, Ezreal was going to find this Murphy guy and kick him where no man wants to be kicked.
Instinctively, with the reaction speed of someone who would need to dodge rolling boulders and sudden spike traps, Ezreal instantly arcane shifted behind Vi, using the taller female as a shield.
Blinking, Vi didn't have any time to react as Lux came in, which caused everyone to become even more shocked.
Lux came in with pink hair and seemed to be wearing some kind of magical girl outfit.
Not that anyone besides Ezreal would know, considering he is the only labeled otaku of the group, going so far as to learn Haruhi Suzumiya's dance.
As Lux came in, she stopped and stared at the scene before her. Everyone seemed to be looking back at her with equal intensity.
Realizing Caitlyn wasn't alone, Lux blushed heavily, turning red as she timidly greeted everyone.
"H-hi, everyone! I didn't expect to see anyone besides Caitlyn here! T-though I guess it's to be expected, since you are all Piltover champions." She said, not seeing a prodigy behind a brute.
"Hello, Lux, what brings you here to my office at such an unexpected time in such an… outfit…" Caitlyn said emotionlessly for reasons no one around her seemed to know.
"O-Oh! Sorry, I recently got an offer to star in my own TV Show, where I get to become a Star Guardian, "thwarting off the forces of evil" with my magical powers…" Lux answered shyly.
That was Ezreal's cue to appear in front of her.
"What?! You're going to be a sailor senshi?!" He exclaimed, scaring the poor girl enough to make her fall on her butt.
Normally, Lux would be a cheerful energetic female who would smile and do anything courageously, however, due to obvious recent events, that side of her seemed to be struggling to come back up, having been replaced by the shy timid female you would see now.
Ezreal, having forgotten his previous interactions with her, excitedly scanned her from top to bottom, forgetting normal "manners" that one would normally have.
"W-w-what are you doing?!" Lux yelled embarrassingly, as she flailed her arms in Ezreal's direction to ward him off. "Don't stare at me like that! It's embarrassing!"
"But… you're a sailor senshi…" Ezreal whimpered like a kicked puppy. "You're adorable and lovable as one."
Poor Lux couldn't handle it and started breathing a little heavily.
What was going on in her head as far as they were concerned, nobody in the room at the time knew.
Thankfully, Caitlyn spoke up once again, as Vi and Heimerdinger were both useless to be spoken to at the current time.
"Ezreal, leave the poor girl alone, you already took her first kiss, what else are you trying to take?" She said with a hint of frost in her voice, one that went unnoticed by everyone in the room at the time due to circumstances.
Though it was enough to have Ezreal calm down as Magical Girl Lux. *ahem*, Star Guardian Lux, managed to regain her composure.
"Alright, alright, sheesh. I just never thought I'd be able to see someone dress up as a sailor senshi in my lifetime." Ezreal stated. "Guess the good karma is finally coming around."
Sighing Caitlyn simply spoke with a professional voice. "Alright everyone, get out of my office unless you're Lux who took her time to come to me personally."
Vi and Heimerdinger nodded, having their own things to do at the time, while Ezreal took one last glance for his memory banks, before he waved and took the lazy way out.
"Now Lux, what is it that you wish to speak to me about?" Caitlyn asked as soon as everyone left.
Lux, having regained her sense of thought looked at her with a sad smile. "It's about Ezreal."
Meanwhile…
"Let's see, I almost got shot, I kissed a girl, I went to jail and now I have had the rare pleasure of seeing a LITERAL Magical Girl, considering she does do magic. What else will happen next?" Ezreal said as he walked back to his place, hoping Taric wasn't around so he wouldn't feel the need to feel depressed about his masculinity.
Something caught his eye however, as at the corner of the street a metallic looking shape seemed to be laying down.
Now this was normal for Piltover, they WERE the #1 place for inventions. Eat your heart out Zaun… You'd normally expect for there to be piles of metal around. However, this one seemed to be moving. Due to his curiosity as an explorer, Ezreal decided to check it out, finding to his surprise, a man in some kind of metal armor.
Now everyone in the League of Legends knew eachother, one way or another, so it didn't take long for Ezreal to notice that it was a certain Ionian samurai exile, unconscious and looking rather beaten up.
"Oh great, now I met goddamned Raiden. What else you want to throw at me, world?" Ezreal sighed, not really expecting an answer.
"How about a couple of ninja stars?" A voice said behind him, causing him to instantly freeze.
And that is the chapter. Next time, Ezreal will obviously fight *snicker* against whoever was ninja enough to be a ninja behind him and wish to throw ninja stars at him.
Yeah, we all know who that is.
What do I plan to do with this little fic? Honestly, I want to create a story for every single skin that I like or think is interesting. So spoiler alert: I'm going to obviously do the recent Project skins and I'll even tell you that I'm going to integrate stuff like Demonblade Tryndamere, Pulsefire Ezreal and Void Fizz in somehow. Just you wait, because in my head, it's going to seem badass if I have enough time to be able to manage it. Au Revoir~ RedGlitch out~
