Disclaimers: Yeah, I don't own anything here. If I could, would I? No. I'd want a tank first. I probably can right now… Get a tank by borrowing money from the bank. I guess I'd have to pay back the bank… LoL, but I have a tank by then.

"Well, somehow I got myself involved with Raiden from Metal Gear and now there's a ninja behind my back. Isn't that just great? Honestly, when are full blooded dragons going to start coming into the mix…?" Ezreal's mind thought while someone had his back.

Meanwhile…

"Let me in the League of Legends already!"

"Not yet, Ao Shin, we need more time!"

Back with Ezreal's life in danger again…

Ezreal instantly grabbed Yasuo and Arcane Shifted the maximum distance that he could in that amount of time, promptly landing on a building and setting Yasuo down as he looked to where he once stood to see who was about to attack him.

Seeing nothing, but total darkness, Ezreal stayed on guard, trying to think about who he was getting attacked by.

"Ninja Stars, it's dark right now and seems to not care about what threats he makes…" Ezreal thought over, before realizing who he was getting attacked by.

"The Order of the Shadows!" Ezreal said as the lightbulb in his head turned on. "Fuck, how the fuck am I supposed to fight ninjas! I'm just a magic man! … with magic hands…"

"You're right about the Order of the Shadows part, but you should've gone in a bit deeper." The voice said once again, behind him.

Ezreal was feeling pretty harassed with how he was once again getting attacked from behind by an unknown stranger.

He instantly ducked low to spin around with a sweeping kick, only to be met with emptiness.

Looking around, Ezreal's senses for danger told him to quickly move to the side as 6 ninja stars flew right at him.

Throwing a Mystic Shot in the direction of where the attack came from, he knew instantly that the attacker already wasn't there, since he didn't feel the attack hitting anything.

Knowing that his attacker was dangerous, he picked up Yasuo, who was pretty heavy with his mechanical parts, before leaping off the building.

However, this proved to be a fatal plan, as soon as he was about to reach the ground, the shadows down in the alley he was about to jump in, moved and morphed into a man with the same kind of cyborg typed armor as Yasuo was, poised to attack him as he fell.

"Cyborg samurais and cyborg ninjas…" Ezreal said to himself. "What the fuck is Piltover making these days…?"

His musings of course was cut short as he was still falling towards the shadow ninja. Thinking quick, Ezreal put his foot forward towards his attacker's sharp weapons.

Now normally, his Arcane Shift would be unusable in mid-air, needing him to feel something solid under his feet to be able to blink. This would be the case, as Ezreal instantly Arcane Shifted the moment he felt the metal underneath his feet, moving himself into 1 of 4 buildings.

The attacker looked around, trying to see if there was any sign as to which building he went in, but there was no sign of anything.

Growling, the Cyborg Ninja melted into the shadows, giving up, lest he brought the whole town into this.

Back with Ezreal

"I said I'm sorry!" Our favorite blonde was saying.

"I was being attacked by a Cyborg Ninja!" He yelled, not really making him seem any saner.

The family whose home he moved into was not convinced, deeming him as a thief.

However, there was a strange metal man on his shoulder and this was Piltover, so maybe someone did make a cyborg ninja somehow.

Ezreal sighed, as he looked out the window as the family went to call the cops.

"That was Zed who attacked me… but he was in some kind of armor…" Ezreal thought to himself. "but why would he attack me…?" He pondered, before looking over at his new friend. the cyborg samurai.

"Seems Raiden over here has some issues with the Lin Kuei." Ezreal mused as he waited to go back to jail.

"Goddamn, I'm going to jail so much, I feel like Nocturne." Ezreal sighed to himself, not noticing the potential racist remark.

Meanwhile…

Lucian looked around, feeling strange for some reason.

Back with Ezreal

The door of the place rang as he heard a familiar voice.

This was exactly what Ezreal wanted.

He could have Arcane Shifted away with Yasuo anytime (damn he really loved that move), but knowing he was going to need some help with this, he decided to let the family call the Piltover police, lucky enough, Vi came.

"Already going back to jail, blondie? Do you want to spend time with me and cupcake that much~?" She teased as she saw the explorer.

"No, I could come in and go as I please, I don't need an excuse to talk to attractive females, however, I am glad you came, because I have this with me." Ezreal said, gesturing towards the unconscious Yasuo.

Raising an eyebrow, she looked at him for 1 second before looking back at Ezreal.

"You got a new toy? " She asked as Ezreal shook his head.

"Nope, I found him unconscious and the moment I was near him, I get the pleasure to be attacked by Shen's lover." Ezreal commented dryly.

"Akali?" Vi asked.

"No… The other one…" Ezreal replied.

"Yasuo's right there."

"The other one…"

"Oh, you meant Zed. That makes more sense; thought Akali went yandere on you."

"No, I am much wiser than I was before about how to deal with her, let's not continue that subject." Ezreal quickly said, ending the topic.

"So that explains why you're here, we both know that not even I can take on Zed, doubly so with package like this." Vi said, looking at the unconscious Ionian. "Guess we can take him back to the office and wait for him to wake up."

"No, let's ask Heimer about this, he might know something about what's going on with him in the first place, Yasuo does seem to be more machinery than man right now."

"Fair enough, I'll call Caitlyn to come over and see if she can help with anything. Geez, one thing after another for you, eh, blondie?" Vi asked rhetorically.

"Blame whatever god decided this would be fun. Anyways, thanks for coming, I need a 2nd person to be near me in case Zed decides he really wants to kill me." The Prodigy replied.

"Aw, Ezreal needs someone to hold his hand as he gets his new toy back home~" Vi teased before the lights turned off and a scream can be heard.

"That's the lady that called the cops on me!" Ezreal yelled, before doing absolutely nothing.

"… aren't you going to go and help…?" Vi asked as she lugged Yasuo over her shoulders.

"She called the cops on me. Sure, I wanted her to, but when you try to get someone into jail without listening to them, I don't think you're allowed to ask for any favors." Ezreal responded coldly.

"That's still an innocent life, she had her reasoning." The pinkette said as she ran off towards the noise, leaving the young prodigy behind.

"Wait! Don't leave me! Zed might come back to kill me!" Ezreal panicked as he ran off after Vi.

Well, there's my attempt to integrate the Projects into this story. Will Yasuo ever wake up? Why was Zed there? How will Ezreal deal with everything that's coming at him? Find out next time on an all new episode of Kindle Gem Z. Red Glitch Out.