Chapter Two! Let us introduce our VERY SHIPPABLE heroes!

"But that doesn't make sense!" cried the man in the purple bow tie.

His tiny brunette companion shrugged. "That's just how it is."

"It doesn't make sense though!" the man was slowly getting more and more exasperated. "Flying animals pulling a sleigh that is at least five times all of their weight? It just doesn't add up!"

"Well you asked! Don't get all fussy with me!" the tiny lady crossed her arms and wrinkled her nose. But in a cute way (or so the man with the purple bow tie thought).

The man, who was not a man, grumbled under his breath. "Silly human traditions."

"Excuse me? I'm standing right here." She leaned against the railing, raising an eyebrow at him. Though she was minuscule, she was and she always would be, the boss. Clara Oswald. The impossible girl. His Impossible Girl.

Well, not that she knew that.

"Never mind, never mind. It doesn't matter." He fidgeted, waving his arms and hands about. From an outside perspective he might have looked like he was trying to get out of an invisible spiderweb.

"Of course." Clara rolled her eyes but she couldn't stop herself from smiling. That was The Doctor knew. From his floppy hair to his over-sized chin and all the way down to his lace up boots. The Doctor. Her Doctor.

Well, not that she'd admit that to him.

There was an awkward pause.

"Lost?" Clara twirled her skirt slightly.

"No!" He blurted, hitting some switches. "Just... Where we're going, it's so... Boring." He looked at her, his eyes sparkling with delight. "Wouldn't you prefer a planet?"

"I would-"

"Then let's go to one!" The Doctor grinned at his companion.

"No. Doctor, please just listen." the madman pouted. "As much as I'd love to go to a planet with you, I need to do my Christmas shopping."

He gave her a puppy dog look.

"Doctor..."

"Can't your gifts buy themselves? It would be so much easier."

"No, they can't. As much as I'd like them to, they can't." She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear as she looked at him.

"At least let me take you to a planet afterwards!"

"Alright, alright." No one in the whole universe could resist that chinny face. No one.

He pulled a lever in his TARDIS and the whole room seemed to start spinning. The familiar sensation of adventure flooded Clara's senses. And even though they were headed to a place where she had spent much of her teenage years, it seemed ten times more magical with The Doctor at her side.

The room stopped spinning, the wheezing noise that was the TARDIS's breaks sounded, and the duo bounded for the door. They thrust it open together and peered out.

"Welcome to Earth, Clara Oswald." the alien rethought his wording. "No, let me rephrase that, welcome to a random mall on Earth."

The girl in mention rolled her eyes, smiling brightly, and grabbed The Doctor's hand pulling him into the said boringest place in the universe.

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