Edward has signed on
Bella has signed on
Jacob has signed on
Emmet has signed on
Esme has signed on
Carlisle has signed on
Rosalie has signed on
Jasper has signed on
Alice has signed on
Alice: Heyyyy Guys
Jasper: I'm leaving you Alice!
Alice: ...What?! For who!?Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: *snicker* (Small voice in background sais 'Aliiiiiiiiiiiice he's lying!!! that's jacob!!!')
Alice: What?! JACOB!!!!!!!!! dont worry Jazz IM COMING!!!
Edward: Ooh Ooh Are you going to kill Jacob? If you are i want to help!!!
Bella: me too!!!!
Nessie: Nooooooooooooooooo! Not my poor Jakey! *runs to jacobs house and attacks anyone that hurts him!*
Carlisle: !!!!!!!!!!!! BLUE POLKA-DOTTED FLYING PIGS!
Bella: Are those even real?!
Carlisle: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes and gets a blue polka-dotted flying pig* See!?
Piggy: Hi! I'm the Pig!!! Yes! I can talk! Why y'all starin at me like that?!!?!?!? WHAT! ARE YOU SURPRISED TO SEE A BLUE POLKA-DOTTED FLYING PIG????
Everyone: Yeah
Piggy: Oh come on! You are a family full of vampires, with a vampire hybrid, who is in love with a werewolf. And you think Blue polka-dotted flying, talking pigs are crazy?
Edward: Uhhhhhhhh..........OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats your name piggy?
Piggy: Harold.
Edward: Oh. My. God. Carlisle! Can we keep him?! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Carlisle: I dont know. Esme what do you think?
Esme: I think .....well...could we convert him to a vampire pig? Or do you think the venom might kill him?
Carlisle: I believe we could change him. I would have to do some test to see if he could survive with the vanom in his blood. But i believe that it will wRork!
Nessie: really?!?!?!?!? This is SO awesome!!!!
Me: okay guys! Let's go to Wal-Mart and buy some stuff for Harold while Carlisle does his test.
Everyone: Okay *we go to Wal-Mart.*
Alice: OH NO!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Oh My God. Alice. You're HEARING VOICES? wow...
Alice: *assumes the fetal position screaming for them to shut up* SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ummmmm.....Maybe we should just leave her here and go....far away...
Edward: *shrugs* Works for me!
Everyone: bye Alice! *walks away* *buys a bunch of stuff for Harold.* *Go to the car*
Me: Oh hey Alice.
Alice: *frowns* You. All. Left. Me. In. The. Middle. Of. The. Store. Screaming. For. The. Voices. Stop. And. You. Leave. Me. There. To. Embarrass. Myself.
Me: Uhhhhhhhh. Sorry Pixie
Alice: DO NOT CALL ME PIXIE
Me: ummmm.......sorry.............
Everyone: *We drive home. Harold is a talking blue polka dotted flying VAMPIRE pig!*
Me: Oh my GOD! This is SO Awesome!!!!!
Harold: Uhmm...Guys...I have a terrible burning pain in my throat....And that pretty little girl over there *points at Nessie* Smells delicious.
everyone: NO!!!!!!!!
Harold: Why? She's human.
Edward: I waited 108 years for a kid. IF YOU TOUCH HER I WILL KILL YOU!
Harold: Sorry sorry. But she is Human Right?
Edward: No. She is HALF human.
Harold:Oh
Harold: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss my Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Ummmmm Harold...........we're sorry we took you from her....SO is your mom a polka-dotted pig like you?
Harold: No! she is not polka-dotted. she is just a pig. My dad however...He is a bird...We arent sure where the polka-dots are from. I'm just awesome like that i guess!
Edward: Hahahahhaha ok then
