Edward has logged on

Bella has logged on

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Rosalie has logged on

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Jacob has logged on

Jacob: Oh Crap Edwards on! Crap!

Edward: What? Hate me because I hate you for loving my daughter? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr are you jealous of my sexiness?!

jacob: Pft! I am Soooooooooooooooooo sexier than you

Edward: No your not!!! See watch this *starts singing 'im too sexy' and dancing* IM TOO SEXY BABY! IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella: Wahooo!!!!!!!!!!! Edward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: Ohhhhh ummmm....disturbing...

Jasper: Wow...bro....wow

Jacob: Oh yeah? *Starts dancing and sings 'sexy back'* IM BRINGIN SEXY BACK BABY!!!

Nessie: Wahhooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Jakey!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward: Renesmee! When did you log on?

Nessie: Uhhhhh a long time ago...

Jacob: Hey Ness.... *walks up to Nessie singing 'i wanna love you'*

Edward: DO. NOT. SING. THAT. TO. MY. DAUGHTER. YOU. MUTT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob: Why? She's been physically 18 for 4 years Eddie-poo. Face it. Your little girl is all grown up. And she's my girl now.

Nessie: he's right dad

Edward: AHHHHHHHHH. YOU STUPID MUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!

Bella: Edward! You. Will. Not. Kill. My. Best. Friend. If. You. Do. You will be sleeping on the couch for the next 200 years.

Edward: Bella! You didn't hear his thoughts!

Bella: I Dont Care! If you hurt him you will NEVER see me Naked Again!

Edward: I....Uhhhh.....BELLA thats SO not FAIR!!!!!!!!

Bella: I dont care.

Edwarrd: Fine. *turns to jacob* you get to live another day mutt

Edward has logged off.

Jacob: Thanks Bells

Bella: no prob. i wouldnt mess with him right now. ............i gotta go....bye guys

Bella has logged off.

Nessie: Wow.......

Nessie: Oh dangit! My dad told me i have to go! :( Text me babyy

Jacob: Ok

Nessie Has logged off.

Jacob: Alice? Jasper? Rose? Emmett? ANYONE!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!! OH im all alone *dances around in his underwear singing 'i feel pretty'

Rosalie: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *burst out laughing* JASPER, ALICE, EMMETT COME LOOK AT THIS! HAHAHHAHAHA *Gets out her phone, takes a video and sends it to Edward*

Alice: OH MY............Jacob?

Emmett: *Rolling on Floor laughing*

Edward has logged on.

Bella has logged on

Edward: Oh my god! It's REALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

Nessie has logged on

Edward: Nessie get OFF NOW!

Nessie: Sorry daddy---Bye Jakey.......0.0 WTF!??!?!?!?!

Edward: NESSIE. BED. NOW!

Nessie: Sorry.

Nessie has logged off

Jacob: Uhhhh.....Ummmmm.............I can't explain

Edward: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA go home wolf boy

jacob: Bye guys

Jacob has logged off

Emmett: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS PRICELESS!!!!!!