Edward has logged on
Bella has logged on
Alice has logged on
Emmett has logged on
Rosalie has logged on
Jasper has logged on
Author has logged on
Jacob has logged on
Jacob: Oh Crap Edwards on! Crap!
Edward: What? Hate me because I hate you for loving my daughter? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr are you jealous of my sexiness?!
jacob: Pft! I am Soooooooooooooooooo sexier than you
Edward: No your not!!! See watch this *starts singing 'im too sexy' and dancing* IM TOO SEXY BABY! IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: Wahooo!!!!!!!!!!! Edward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: Ohhhhh ummmm....disturbing...
Jasper: Wow...bro....wow
Jacob: Oh yeah? *Starts dancing and sings 'sexy back'* IM BRINGIN SEXY BACK BABY!!!
Nessie: Wahhooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Jakey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Renesmee! When did you log on?
Nessie: Uhhhhh a long time ago...
Jacob: Hey Ness.... *walks up to Nessie singing 'i wanna love you'*
Edward: DO. NOT. SING. THAT. TO. MY. DAUGHTER. YOU. MUTT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: Why? She's been physically 18 for 4 years Eddie-poo. Face it. Your little girl is all grown up. And she's my girl now.
Nessie: he's right dad
Edward: AHHHHHHHHH. YOU STUPID MUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Bella: Edward! You. Will. Not. Kill. My. Best. Friend. If. You. Do. You will be sleeping on the couch for the next 200 years.
Edward: Bella! You didn't hear his thoughts!
Bella: I Dont Care! If you hurt him you will NEVER see me Naked Again!
Edward: I....Uhhhh.....BELLA thats SO not FAIR!!!!!!!!
Bella: I dont care.
Edwarrd: Fine. *turns to jacob* you get to live another day mutt
Edward has logged off.
Jacob: Thanks Bells
Bella: no prob. i wouldnt mess with him right now. ............i gotta go....bye guys
Bella has logged off.
Nessie: Wow.......
Nessie: Oh dangit! My dad told me i have to go! :( Text me babyy
Jacob: Ok
Nessie Has logged off.
Jacob: Alice? Jasper? Rose? Emmett? ANYONE!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!! OH im all alone *dances around in his underwear singing 'i feel pretty'
Rosalie: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *burst out laughing* JASPER, ALICE, EMMETT COME LOOK AT THIS! HAHAHHAHAHA *Gets out her phone, takes a video and sends it to Edward*
Alice: OH MY............Jacob?
Emmett: *Rolling on Floor laughing*
Edward has logged on.
Bella has logged on
Edward: Oh my god! It's REALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!
Nessie has logged on
Edward: Nessie get OFF NOW!
Nessie: Sorry daddy---Bye Jakey.......0.0 WTF!??!?!?!?!
Edward: NESSIE. BED. NOW!
Nessie: Sorry.
Nessie has logged off
Jacob: Uhhhh.....Ummmmm.............I can't explain
Edward: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA go home wolf boy
jacob: Bye guys
Jacob has logged off
Emmett: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS PRICELESS!!!!!!
