Jacob has signed on

Jacob: Anybody here?!?!?! *silence* Helllo?!?!?!??!?!?!?! *Silence* Nobody? Im All Alone! Alone. Alone. Alone. Aloooooooooooooooooooooooone!!! Whaaaa!! I miss Nessie!! It's sooooooooo quiet *cricket* STFU!!! *cricket* I SAID STFU U STUPID CRICKET!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cricket shuts up* THATS BETTER!!!!

Nessie has logged on

Nessie: Hey Jakey!!!!!

Jacob: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I miss you!!!

Nessie: Yeah mhm...heey guess what?!?!

Jacob: What/???

Nessie: Outside. There is a army of blue polka-dotted strawberrys chasing the purple monkeys, the giant blue hulk, Carlisle, annnd a giant pink elephant. Into a lake of pudding!!!

jacob: Thats....odd...Ugh Im soooooooooooo boredddddddd

Nessie: meeeeeeeeeeeeeee toooooooooooooooooo! awww i gotta go. see ya latttterrrrrr jakey

nessie has logged off

jacob: i love you!!!

Jocob: Oh you're alraedy gone

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM ALL ALONE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Cricket* STFU YOU STUPID FREAKIN CRICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOREDOM!!!!! BOREDOM!!! YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BOUT TO BE A GIRLFIGHT!!!!!! DNT FIGHT DNT ARGUE JUST HIT DAT CHICK WIT A BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM A IM A A DIVA! IM A IMA A DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMC I AM SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts dancing*

everyone logs on.

Edward: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WE GOT THAT ON VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Alice: Ummm No more beer for EITHER of you!!!

Jacob: Heh

- I hope you guys think this is funny. I'm bored. Umm...So lemme know if you like this! :) I'll be updating a bunch more soon. =)

~Stacy~